It happened almost simultaneously.
BOOM!
The waterfall exploded, and a fist-sized hole flashed through the white curtain of water.
In an instant, the netizens were stunned.
Then they felt goosebumps crawling all over their backs.
"Holy shit! What’s going on?"
"Dude, am I seeing things, or what? How did I see the waterfall explode before the strear’s fist even got near it?!"
"I’ve seen a ghost; what’s going on? I get it now; I must have woken up too suddenly, unable to distinguish reality from dreams, seeing illusions, right! That must be it. How can anyone punch a waterfall, and before their fist even touches it, the waterfall just explodes? That’s freaking unbelievable!"
"With that ’Satiated Tiger Ascends Mountain’ and ’Elbow Strike to the Heart,’ asking for 200,000 isn’t too much, right? (Tibetan fox face)"
"Forget 200,000; if you can take that whole combo and survive, I’d give you 500,000!"
"At this point, I don’t even care if he can subdue the tiger. What I care about more is how he managed to do this. That’s not human anymore, right?"
"Old friend, you haven’t changed a bit, still love to show off. Sigh! How many tis have I told you not to easily reveal your strength? If you keep this up, won’t the ’99 incident be exposed?"
"Are you sure this isn’t Special Effects? Even if Wu Song himself ca, he wouldn’t be this badass!"
"Hey, don’t even say it, seriously, don’t. It’s not Special Effects. As a ten-year fan of the strear, I can tell you straight up: our strear is all about authenticity, absolutely no flashy tricks!"
"To be fair, indeed. Although this guy’s update speed is painfully slow, he keeps it real! Absolutely no flashy tricks; what you see is what you get!"
"Damn, isn’t this a bit too intense! Who on earth is this guy?"
"Since you asked so sincerely, I shall rcifully tell you: standing before you now is the most authentic strear on the internet, 2018 Shishi Outstanding Youth Representative, 2018 Yanjing Military District Autumn Recruitnt Video Participant, a Martial Artist, a Tiger-Slaying Hero, the kindest soul on the entire internet, Shishi’s top KDA bachelor at 17/0/1, Zhang Beixing!"
"Hey, wait a minute," one comnter typed. "I rember it being 15/0/2; how did it suddenly change to 17/0/1?"
"The mont you said that, I knew your info was out of date and you don’t really get Brother Zhang. 15/0/2? That was last season’s stats! Those two human traffickers who narrowly escaped Brother Zhang’s grasp? They recently kicked the bucket due to a recurrence of an old illness. Now, add this severely injured tiger to the count, and isn’t it 17/0/1?"
"So that’s how it is! He truly is the strear we’ve nurtured. Absolutely incredible! For him to have achieved this much, it’s not an exaggeration to say we deserve 80% of the credit, is it?"
"@KrisLovesGreatXia, how many punches can you take?"
"@KrisLovesGreatXia, you talk a big ga. Why don’t you try going up against my Brother Zhang?"
"......"
When they noticed the extraordinary display during Zhang Beixing’s Martial Arts Training, the comnt section and bullet comnts instantly exploded.
People were astounded by Zhang Beixing’s moves, looking at him as if he were a god.
Seeing their reactions, Zhang Beixing found it understandable. After all, he was simply too outstanding! It wasn’t just the netizens; even Zhang Beixing himself sotis wondered how such a perfect man like him could exist in this world. He had the looks, the height, and the strength.
Sigh, how are other people supposed to live?
I’ve unknowingly beco the dream lover of countless girls again, inadvertently raising their standards for n. What a sin, what a sin!
Quite narcissistically, he switched to the front cara and adjusted his hair.
Hearing this, Zheng Jituo and the others, who had been about to go over and chat with Zhang Beixing, froze, the corners of their mouths twitching.
Damn it, how can anyone be this shaless?
"I kind of want to jump him."
"Sa here!"
"Then you go first?"
"Screw you! You suggested it, so you go first!"
"Then why did you say ’sa here’? I thought you actually had so balls, but this is all you’ve got? If you can’t do it, then shut your trap! Old Jin, I raised you for nothing! You’re like two widows keeping house—fucking useless!"
"DAMN IT!"
"......"
Zheng Jituo and Jin Linyu bickered.
「On the other hand.」
After admiring his own stunningly handso face for a while, Zhang Beixing switched back to Douyin and continued scrolling through the comnts.
He saw that as ti went on and more of his abilities were showcased, the comnts and bullet comnts in the video were increasing at a rapid pace.
"High energy ahead! Non-combatants, please evacuate imdiately!"
"Attention, the man you see before you is Handso. Next, he will demonstrate his unique technique for avoiding the rain!"
"So, the ’unique rain-avoiding technique’ you ntioned is just standing motionless in the rain? Okay, I get the principle, but can soone explain why his clothes aren’t getting wet? Are you sure this isn’t a scene from an ani or a Martial Hero film?"
"Actually, this is quite easy to explain. You know Newton’s law of universal gravitation, right? Correct, this has absolutely nothing to do with it! This whole thing is fucking unexplainable! I’m even starting to doubt if everything I’ve studied all these years was a complete waste. A human being shouldn’t be able to do this; it’s impossible!"
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