"I feel like my worldview has been completely shattered; my head is buzzing. This blogger has to be more than human, right? This is 100% Special Effects—how could a normal person ever do this?!"
"Rain doesn’t touch his clothes, Harming from a Distance, HISS—could it be that the revival of Spiritual Energy has begun? Brothers, no more talk, see you at Mount Tai!"
"Coach, I wanna learn this!"
"Coach: It’s not just you; I wanna learn too!"
"Grandmaster Zhang, are you short of disciples... no! Are you missing a 30-year-old godson? I want to support you in your old age!"
"Aweso! A 21-year-old blogger has beco the ’dad’ of soone in their thirties. You really know how to play the family card!"
"@ChrisLovesGreatXia, co out and face the music!"
"Um... has no one noticed the spearplay perford by the blogger after the ’rain doesn’t touch his clothes’ bit? I think that was the most incredible part. Not to ntion how beautifully he wielded the spear, but just as he was in the middle of his routine, a swarm of bees attacked. I thought the blogger was going to be covered in stings! But then, to my surprise, he literally used his long spear to kill all the bees!"
"Finally, soone ntions it! Damn, when I was watching, I got goosebumps. And most importantly, the spear tip hadn’t even touched the bees; they just dropped dead. The blogger even posted photos from the scene at the end. Man, there were bee carcasses strewn everywhere, all neatly sliced apart. Just looking at them was horrifying!"
"Even Zhao Zilong of Changshan would be no match for this!"
"Brother Yun’er, Brother Yun’er, do you rember ? I’m Liu Shan, the one who charged in and out seven tis with you at Changban Slope! I was in charge of all the ’gaga’ (useless chatter), and you were in charge of the massacre!"
"..."
The netizens’ ridiculous comnts were as plentiful as hairs on an ox.
However, what Zhang Beixing paid more attention to at that mont were the comnts in his section that bore blue ’V’ verified account checkmarks.
Military in Yanjing: "Congratulations, Comrade Zhang, on your further advancent in strength, mastering the external release of Vital Energy and the fierce wind. Coincidentally, our soldiers have also made a breakthrough in their training recently. When can you visit our Yanjing Military Sub-district again? We could have a sparring session then."
Shishi Police Departnt: "Congratulations, Comrade Zhang, on your further advancent in strength. Truly a talent from our Shishi! You single-handedly assisted the Yiling Forestry Bureau in subduing the wild tiger in the mountains, ensuring the safety of the lives and property of Xiyin Town residents. We hope you can maintain your original aspirations, continue to improve, and beco even better. Keep it up!"
Yiling Forestry Bureau: "Thank you, Comrade Zhang, for your significant efforts in this tiger containnt incident. On behalf of everyone at the Yiling Forestry Bureau, we express our gratitude for your help. We were wondering if Comrade Zhang might have so free ti to visit us at the Yiling Forestry Bureau for a good chat."
Northern River Province Martial Arts Association: "Congratulations, Senior Zhang, on your further advancent in strength, stepping into the Grandmaster Realm at such a young age. We wonder if you have any plans to join our Northern River Province Martial Arts Association? The benefits and treatnt at our association are extrely generous. If you’re interested, please feel free to private ssage anyti. We’ll be awaiting your reply around the clock!"
Yanjing Martial Arts Association: "Sa here!"
Nanhe Province Martial Arts Association: " 1"
Northern River Province Martial Arts Association: "???"
Seeing that a group of official accounts with blue verification checkmarks had co to comnt in his section, it would be impossible for Zhang Beixing to say he wasn’t moved.
Damn, the military, the police, the Forestry Bureau, and even the Martial Arts Associations all showed up!
This wasn’t just Douyin in 2018. Even on Douyin in 2033, this would be an absolutely explosive phenonon!
Before him, no private Douyin account had ever achieved such a feat. None!
Zhang Beixing was a true pioneer!
As expected of !
Zhang Beixing muttered to himself, then opened his phone, tapped on their replies, and began responding to each one.
After replying to all of them, looking at the neat line-up of official replies, Zhang Beixing felt a deep sense of satisfaction.
His arduous journeys and experiences over the past many days hadn’t been in vain!
The sheer prestige he’d garnered! It all boiled down to one word: badass!
Even Zhang Beixing himself felt this way, let alone the netizens.
When they saw major official accounts ’parachuting’ into Zhang Beixing’s Douyin comnt section, they were utterly dumbfounded!
They rubbed their eyes and double-checked for a long ti before confirming they weren’t hallucinating.
After confirming they were indeed in Zhang Beixing’s comnt section and not that of ’People’s Daily’ or the ’Communist Youth League,’ many of Zhang Beixing’s long-ti fans imdiately started cursing out loud!
They’d never imagined the blogger they followed could command such respect!
Holy hell!
"Zhang Beixing, you’re a badass! And by extension, I’m a badass!"
Many people clutched their phones, letting out such strange cries.
Then, under the bewildered gazes of passersby, they excitedly started flooding the comnt section to make their presence known and claim so of the credit.
Zhang Beixing naturally saw this but didn’t say anything.
After all, in a sense, he truly couldn’t have gotten this far without them.
If this bunch hadn’t provided him with all sorts of bizarre and outlandish training suggestions, even with the System enabling his gradual improvent and increasing strength, he definitely wouldn’t have been able to reach his current level within just three months.
But speaking of which, I’ve been scrolling for so long, have they even given any new suggestions yet?
No way, you guys aren’t staying silent just because you saw so many verified accounts comnting in my section, are you?!
User Comments
0 comments from readers