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Now reading: Chapter 300: Miracle from Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed, a Slice of life novel by 吃人的妖怪.

After Jiang Ran entered slide number 2.

Jas had everyone else on the high platform leave the area.

It turned out all these people were actors.

All staff mbers pretending to be tourists.

After receiving the command, these staff mbers disguised as tourists quickly departed from the scene.

Therefore, in a short ti, this corner of the water park that was already rarely visited by anyone.

Now beca even more silent and deserted.

Only two living people remained.

Oh wait, that's wrong—it should be only one left now.

Jas was currently leaning against the high platform.

Looking down at the two slide channels.

These two slide channels.

Number 1 was normal—for the sake of the performance, they certainly couldn't let the staff mbers who ca to act die inside.

As for number 2's configuration, it was exactly the sa as the water slide from dayti.

One vertical blade, one cross-shaped blade, and finally one asterisk-shaped blade.

As soon as soone entered, it would send them straight to et the King of Hell.

Extrely joyful.

Jas pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from his pocket—he hadn't smoked for a long ti.

Today he'd indulge a little and have a cigarette.

......

Inside the slide.

"Ahhhhhhh!"

After Jiang Ran entered the slide, his body followed the powerful water flow and gravity, rapidly descending through the slide.

This thrilling sensation made him scream loudly.

But soon, his loud screams of "Ahhhhhhh" changed in tone, even though they were the sa sounds.

Their aning was completely different.

At first it was joy and excitent, until he saw a vertical blade not far ahead, when his screams turned into terror.

"Fuck fuck fuck?! What is that?!"

Seeing a vertical blade inside a water slide, many people actually couldn't initially identify what it was.

But human instinct kept telling them.

Whatever that thing was, before determining what it was, it was best not to approach it.

Jiang Ran certainly thought the sa.

Especially since system alerts kept popping up in his mind.

[Ding! Detected host encountering fatal danger! Points 10! Points 10!]

Even fatal danger alerts were appearing.

Jiang Ran felt that the thing ahead must definitely be what he imagined in his mind—a blade...

"Fuck fuck fuck!!! Bad luck! Bad luck! Bad luck!"

Jiang Ran flailed his limbs wildly, wanting to slow down his speed inside the slide. He imagined himself as an octopus, using his own powerful suction cups to stick to himself.

But unfortunately, he wasn't.

Especially since the water flow from above in the slide kept impacting his body, and the slide interior was really slippery.

His speed reduction could only slow him down a little.

And as ti passed, he was getting closer and closer to that vertical blade.

He was about to crash into it!

At this mont, in the Far Neighbor Asian Edition live stream room.

Many people in the live stream room were in extre ecstasy.

Celebrating the impending death of the fourth lab rat!

That lizard from A San Country even comnted: [We're open for business! Open for business! Open for business!!! This is Hua Country's first ti participating in the special live stream, and their first lab rat to die!!!!]

Watching these people reveling.

Many Hua Country people in the live stream room couldn't understand.

Like, is it necessary to revel and celebrate like this?

Is the hatred between everyone this intense?

However, while that group was happy, these Hua Country people were certainly not happy.

Because they had all placed bets on Jiang Ran, especially since they never expected that Jiang Ran, who could be called the demon king in Alice Apartnt, would actually die here!

I am the Hero comnted in the Hua Country Chat Room: [The main issue is that this slide is a death trap!! A true death trap!! It's completely different from other tis Jiang Ran has faced!!!!]

Everyone thought Jiang Ran was going to die.

But was Jiang Ran really going to die?

A San Country.

A San—Whoever ntions Lizards Again, I'll Get Angry, was sitting leisurely in his chair that cost over twenty thousand USD, casually drinking mineral water that cost over one hundred USD per bottle.

This mineral water was imported to their country from abroad.

As for why you might ask, why doesn't he drink tap water?

Hehe, even though the tap water supply in the wealthy areas of their A San Country and the tap water supply in places like the slums where the poor live are completely different levels.

He still wouldn't drink it.

In his view, drinking that stuff is simply slow poisoning.

"Hehe, Hua Country people, you laugh at our Ganges River water online all day, but now don't you also have people in one of your cities who drank poop water?"

Whoever ntions Lizards Again, I'll Get Angry was only in his thirties.

Therefore, for soone in this age group, not being online is impossible.

And not only was he online, he was soone who frequently surfed the web.

Naturally he knew about recent events in Hua Country.

When he saw this news, he held his stomach and laughed heartily.

Especially since, after seeing that news, he was imdiately about to watch a Hua Country lab rat die in the live stream.

It could be called double happiness.

He celebratorily drank several mouthfuls of mineral water in a row, moistening his throat. His mood was excited.

His eyes were fixed intently on the computer screen.

Ready to enjoy the scene of Jiang Ran being cut in half by the vertical blade.

Previously, people from other countries, especially Hua Country, had mocked that their country's two lab rats died so early because their own skill levels were too low.

But look at your country's Jiang Ran?

Isn't it the sa?

So easily tricked into coming to play on the slide.

And then, a vertical blade that many ordinary people could pass.

Yet Jiang Ran couldn't get past it, about to crash into it right now.

And he's a 4-round lab rat? Simply useless trash.

This mineral water costing over one hundred USD per bottle had only one last mouthful left.

Whoever ntions Lizards Again, I'll Get Angry lifted his head and drank this last mouthful.

Of course, while drinking, his eyes remained on the screen.

Then, after this last mouthful of mineral water entered his mouth.

The next second, he violently sprayed it out.

All of it sprayed onto the computer screen in front of him.

Perhaps it was fate—there was water in the screen image, and now water outside the screen too.

So, why did he spray out that mouthful of water?

Very simple—he saw this scene: Jiang Ran crashed into the vertical blade.

Yet, he seed to be stuck there.

No body cut in half was seen, not even a trace of crimson.

Whoever ntions Lizards Again, I'll Get Angry thought his eyes were playing tricks on him.

Then, he saw the close-up shot provided by the live stream.

Only to see Jiang Ran facing the vertical blade head-on, legs spread apart.

Both hands, one above and one below, gripping the two sides of the blade edge.

Ten fingers tightly pinching both sides of the blade edge.

Those hands, those arms, could clearly be seen with bulging veins and swelling muscles.

Moreover, the veins on Jiang Ran's forehead were also bulging, teeth gritted, and from that face you could see his entire body exerting force.

[This... is this still human?]

This was typed by a Tai Country person in the live stream.

As he typed this sentence, the continuously impacting water flow from above the slide struck Jiang Ran's body, yet couldn't make him advance even a fraction.

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