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Now reading: Chapter 301: I Crawled Out—Surprised? Didn’t See That Coming from Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed, a Slice of life novel by 吃人的妖怪.

The live stream room exploded.

Even though there was a restriction of one comnt per person per hour in the live stream room.

The comnt section was flooded with various comnts, scrolling rapidly and dazzling the eyes.

[Oh my god, how is this even possible?! Even with excellent physical fitness, this would be extrely difficult to achieve. Could this be the legendary Hua Country martial arts?!]

[Mom, I feel like I'm dreaming!]

[To the person above, I don't think I'm dreaming—I thought I was watching a movie, watching that Double Bone Dragon's film!]

[Co on, this scene is absolutely explosive and high-energy! With such rapid descent speed and constant water flow impact from behind, being able to grip both sides of the blade with both hands to save yourself! Even if this were in Double Bone Dragon's movie! I'd still think it's ridiculous!]

[Yeah, yeah, I feel the sa way, but this is actually real!!!]

In the comnt section, people from various countries were all shocked by this scene.

Because no one had expected that Jiang Ran not only didn't die, but also temporarily escaped the crisis using completely unexpected ans!!!!

At this mont, "Whoever ntions lizards again, I'll get angry with them" was rubbing his eyes frantically in reality, wondering if he was dreaming?

After confirming it wasn't a dream and everything before his eyes was real.

He imdiately typed: [Heh, this Hua Country lab rat is sowhat beyond my expectations, but it's nothing extraordinary. Even so, how long can he hold on? If he can't hold on, he'll still die!!!!]

Although this A San's lizard talk didn't sound pleasant, he spoke the truth.

Given the current situation, even if he temporarily saved his life, he would eventually be unable to hold on, and would still die!!!

Hua Country Chat Room.

Middle-aged Uncle: [Dood! Dood! Even if it's just the first Vertical Blade, if Jiang Ran can't hold on, I think with his skills, he might manage to pass from the sides at most. But what about the subsequent Cross-shaped Blade and Asterisk-shaped Blade? I checked the caras—the blade configuration inside this slide is the sa as the one Xiao Peng played on during the day!]

[Those last two are absolutely impossible to pass! Given Jiang Ran's body size!!!]

Jiang Ran had given them a surprise and hope, but after hope ca despair.

Because they believed Jiang Ran was only temporarily safe, and next, unless sothing unexpected happened, he would still fall here.

At this mont, I am the Hero comnted: [The one controlling Jiang Ran's body right now should be an alternate personality! After all, the main personality is too weak! Now it all depends on that alternate personality's ability! Perhaps! It will bring us a miracle!!!]

Other Hua Country people looked at the comnts in the chat room but didn't express their own opinions.

Mainly because they felt that miracles could only happen if there was soil capable of creating miracles.

How could Jiang Ran create one?

Unless he was Iron Man!

Punching through the blades ahead with one fist!!!

Yes, sotis, under various conditions, there's simply no room for creating miracles.

But if miracles could be defined, they wouldn't be called miracles.

At this mont, inside the slide, Jiang Ran's two dangling feet suddenly exerted force, bracing against the left and right sides of the slide's interior.

Then, his right hand, which had been gripping both sides of the blade with ten fingers, was withdrawn first, relying entirely on his left hand for support.

Afterward, the withdrawn right hand quickly pressed against the blue interior of the slide below.

Next, after the right hand was secured, it was the left hand's turn.

The left hand perford the sa motion, pulling out from both sides of the blade.

Then quickly placed against the inner wall of the slide below.

With just this one action, he actually maintained his position.

Imdiately after, an even more jaw-dropping action appeared.

Jiang Ran, maintaining this posture, slowly began moving backward—toward the direction he ca from.

Moving in reverse.

Once he had put so distance between himself and that blade.

Jiang Ran coordinated his hands and feet to flip his body over.

Previously, his back was facing downward, but now his back faced upward.

Originally, his face was facing forward, but now his face faced backward—toward the direction he had slid down from.

Now, Jiang Ran had each foot braced against the left and right inner walls of the slide.

His hands spread wide, firmly pressed against the lower inner wall of the slide.

Afterward, using a gecko-like posture that defied common human scientific understanding, he began climbing back up.

At first, his climbing speed was very slow, but it gradually beca faster and faster.

This scene truly stunned all the wealthy criminals watching the live stream.

If gripping the blade earlier already seed beyond human capability, then this current scene was absolutely not sothing a human could achieve...

Big Bear Country—Zero: [Is this even human?]

Cherry Blossom—Yamamoto Colonel: [So it wasn't my eyes playing tricks on ... You all saw it too?]

Korea—I Love Bae Joo-hyun: [Superman?!]

Thailand—Rama I: [I must be dreaming...]

These few individuals who had previously mocked Hua Country were all left speechless by Jiang Ran's current situation.

Let alone everyone else.

Even the A San's lizard, after regaining his composure, wanted to type rebuttals and complaints, but looking at Jiang Ran's situation, he montarily didn't know what to say.

Should he say there's sothing wrong with the slide?

That the slide isn't slippery at all? So he could climb up?

That's ridiculous, how could that be possible.

So how exactly did he do this?

Never mind these people—even the Hua Country viewers in the live stream who knew about Jiang Ran didn't understand how Jiang Ran managed it.

How difficult is it to climb back up the water slide the sa way you ca down?

Extrely difficult.

Just look at the tourists who died under the water slide blades during the day.

You can tell.

They couldn't even control their bodies to slow their descent speed.

Let alone climb back out the sa way?

This is simply not sothing humans can achieve!!!

If the difficulty of controlling body descent speed is rated as SSS.

Then climbing back out the sa way would be SSSSSSSS...

And precisely because this was impossible, these people never imagined Jiang Ran would overco this crisis in such a manner!

It's one thing if these live stream viewers didn't expect it.

But there's only one person for whom not expecting this would lead to major trouble.

That's Jas.

Jas was currently smoking on the High Platform, his gaze fixed on the large pool not far below.

He was waiting for Jiang Ran's corpse to slide down.

But after waiting so long, not only had no corpse slid down.

It seed there wasn't even a trace of red blood water.

"Hmm, that's strange, there are no handles in this slide? (English)"

Why did Jas install handles in slides 4 and 5 during the day?

It was a form of twisted amusent.

Simply having people directly cut to death by blades—adding a bit of hope makes the flavor better.

Pure despair alone can beco tireso.

But...

This backup slide doesn't have handles...

So why haven't the corpse fragnts co out after all this ti?

Jas grew restless and prepared to descend the High Platform to check the large pool over there.

Just as he stepped onto the tal staircase, he heard pattering sounds coming from behind him.

He turned his head in confusion, thinking it might be the sound of water?

Turning to look, the water appeared normal?

Flowing smoothly as always.

He turned his head back, ignoring it.

His left foot had just stepped out.

The pattering sounds grew more urgent and clearer.

This ti he was sure he hadn't misheard.

He sharply turned his head and saw Jiang Ran crawling out from inside the slide like a gecko.

At first, Jas only saw Jiang Ran's head erging from the corner of the slide entrance.

He didn't even react imdiately.

When most of Jiang Ran's body behind his head was fully revealed.

Jas's first reaction was—has this guy been possessed by an evil spirit?

Otherwise, how did he climb up?

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