"What else could it be? The old problem flared up! It hurts so much I can’t get out of bed! President Zhang, aren’t you an old Chinese dicine expert? Quickly prescribe sothing to cure this permanently!!!"
Under the Five Star Red Flag, Prince Guan Suo was lying on the bed tightly hugging a pillow.
Tears were streaming down uncontrollably from his eyes.
After all, it really did hurt.
"It’s a small matter! As they say, it’s hemorrhoids that lead to disaster, cut and be cured forever. Buddy, let call you an ambulance!"
Almost forgot, Prince Guan Suo is a young man with hemorrhoids.
Don’t know how the hemorrhoids are developing now, but in the past, hemorrhoids generally wouldn’t show a yellow mark.
After all, if hemorrhoids really could show a yellow mark, when you go outside, especially in a big city, you wouldn’t see a sea of green, but a yellow, butter-like scene.
So for Prince Guan Suo this wave, he probably really has to have it cut.
Especially seeing how much pain he’s in, typical of hemorrhoids becoming a disease.
"Get lost! The body, hair, and skin are inherited from the parents and should not be hard. That’s the beginning of filial piety, so how can a filial person like —"
"Then why didn’t you keep your queue and yet you were circumcised?"
Prince Guan Suo, still on his high horse, was imdiately retorted by Zhang Lingchuan.
"Damn! Damn!! Old Zhang! Hey! Just wait, on the day our Manchu is revived, I’ll personally go to the market and execute you for five minutes! No! Ten minutes!!!"
Instantly, Comrade Guan Suo was so angry his butt hurt!!
So excessive, at this mont when he was full of filial virtue, the other party splashed ink on him!!
"Co off it! Will the Manchu under the Five Star Red Flag really get revived?"
Zhang Lingchuan shrugged his shoulders.
This scene was a daily occurrence for their five years at university, with Prince Guan Suo often being the target of various mockeries.
So Zhang Lingchuan was already well-practiced at dealing with it.
"Damn, this is so frustrating! Forget it, let’s not talk about this! President Zhang! Can you get so dicine? I feel like sothing evil has possessed , it’s killing !!!"
Holding his rear, Guan Suo spoke to Zhang Lingchuan.
"Get lost!!"
There’s no way to administer any dicine.
In today’s era, who dares to give a buddy butt dication? If the guy next door accidentally opens the door and snaps a photo with his phone, it could instantly spread across all seven Ji Da campuses.
This is no longer an innocent era.
"Damn! President Zhang! It hurts so damn much! All I did was have hotpot with a junior yesterday, how did it co to this! Speaking of which, I can’t believe you’re this skilled in traditional Chinese dicine, you’ve hidden it too damn well. Are you even our buddy! Hurry up and take a look! Buddy will take you to enjoy the Northeast’s unique bath culture!!"
Comrade Guan Suo looked deeply wounded.
As a second-generation not careless with spending, his great pleasure is to experience the unique bath culture of the Northeast.
After all, it’s not that expensive and it’s relaxing.
Anyway, Zhang Lingchuan had never gone even once.
First of all, due to being busy with his studies.
After all, without the system back then, he had to earn the first place every year on his own rit.
Besides, he was indeed broke, couldn’t even afford a few hundred bucks, and he couldn’t possibly let others treat him every ti.
Although others might not mind this small amount of money, still, there should be so boundaries, don’t you think?
"Don’t look anymore, should I support you or call you an ambulance to the affiliated hospital’s ergency room?"
Conveniently, Ji Da Affiliated Hospital Chunping Hospital District is right at the school gate.
"What the hell? Is it that serious?!"
Upon hearing the word "remove," Comrade Guan Suo’s butt clenched involuntarily.
Honestly, he kind of wanted to have it removed, since it hurts so damn much.
But the thought of surgery for hemorrhoids made him truly feel sad.
"Carry or support???"
Zhang Lingchuan looked at Comrade Guan Suo.
[Ding! Detected host is conducting a consultation, system assisting in scan...]
[Precise Scan... 2 remaining uses.]
[General Scan... 0 remaining uses for today.]
[Initiating precise scan, please wait...]
[System scan complete.]
[Patient’s na: Guan Suo.]
[Patient’s gender: Male.]
[Patient’s age: 25 years old.]
[Patient’s condition: Severe anal pain causing full body pain.]
[Patient’s diagnosis: Hemorrhoids, no life-threatening condition observed.]
[System tip: The patient’s hemorrhoidal mass has prolapsed for too long, leading to incarceration without tily reduction, and prolonged non-relief has resulted in soft tissue necrosis and infection, causing severe tolerance pain, surgery for hemorrhoids is recomnded along with a light diet avoiding spicy and irritating foods.]
After all, he’s a good buddy, with a yellow label hanging over his head, since he still had two uses of Precise Scan left, he’d just check if there were any other diseases.
The scan revealed that Comrade Guan Suo indeed had a yellow label due to hemorrhoid issues.
However, this hemorrhoid should indeed be treated at the hospital.
After all, it’s already resulted in incarceration and necrosis.
No wonder it hurts this much.
"Damn it! Help out of here! If the junior girls find out I was taken out by an ambulance due to hemorrhoids, how will I ever show my face again!!"
With a held breath, Comrade Guan Suo did a push-up style get out of bed.
Then carefully climbed down from the top bunk.
The dormitory at the research institute is quite nice, a two-person room.
His spot was on the left when entering the room, while Zhang Lingchuan’s spot was on the right.
Let’s say, Comrade Guan Suo himself has a decent learning ability.
Otherwise, it wouldn’t have been possible for him to graduate from Ji Da with a bachelor’s and master’s degree.
The only thing is this guy lives relatively freely, still proudly single, loves joining clubs, plus his looks are decent with his little curled hair, always out having a good ti.
After all, with a wealthy family background, he doesn’t need to worry about finding a job, his own family has a company, and he studies in the Departnt of Veterinary Public Health and Prevention, which matches perfectly with his family’s company after graduation.
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