He turned his head to look at Tian Hua and smiled. "If I said that they were not usually like this, would you believe ?"
"Hmm." Tian Hua did not answer and only let out a hum. Then, she sighed wistfully. "I kind of wish I had crazy roommates too. My room is like a graveyard, party of one."
"You could consider changing rooms?" Xiao Shen spread out his hands. He did not know how he was to answer her question.
"Or, you could sneak on and keep company. Don’t worry, I promise iy won’t moan too loudly~" Tian Hua fluttered her long black eyelashes and smiled slyly.
"Kkk!" Xiao Shen nearly choked on his own saliva.
If he was drinking a liquid at this mont, surely it would have spurted out of his nose!
Vroom~
The sound of a car engine starting ca from outside.
"It seems like Dong Wang has been held hostage and now has to co along." Xiao Shen smiled and chuckled lightly.
His phone had been kidnapped, and, like a fish jumping at bait, he ended up following Xue Waoming and Liang Yang to the car.
He was rather pitiful.
"Tee-hee, then co along and let’s go!" Tian Hua giggled and flashed him her usual cute smile that showed her dimples. "We have to hurry so they won’t leave us behind~"
***
Xiao Yin stared at her appearance in the mirror. She had been changed into a pink dress with pink knee high socks and pink gloves.
So much pink~~
"Bah! I’m Tenth Circle Greater Immortal Master Silver Star Sage! Why am I here, wearing a pink dress?! Pink!"
Pink was her worst color!
Why didn’t they use silver instead?!
Silver was fine to the eye, and pretty, unlike pink!
She frowned in disdain and banged her fist on the arm rest of her wheelchair.
This simple action was the sa as she had done at the Heavenly Cloud Sect Academy’s 7000th year anniversary feast a few rebirths ago, and the entire Heavenly Cloud Sect Academy ceased to exist after the mountain had collapsed.
Note that she had rely been a Fifth Circle True Xian at the ti!
"Tch!" Her fist that had previously caused an entire mountain to split apart because of her indignation at the loss of her gambling bet, was now hurting after hitting the plastic arm rest of this fancy chair with wheels.
It was very pitiful!
"Tenth Circle Greater Immortal Master Silver Star Sage? Young Miss Jiang, you have a very creative mind, ahaha!" Auntie Cai said as she ca in.
Xiao Yin turned her head and looked at her. "You mock , mortal?"
"Ahaha, and your acting is top notch! Bravo, Young Miss! Have you been watching a lot of xianxia dramas lately?" Auntie Cai said as she smiled broadly, narrowing her eyes.
"Bah!" Our Tenth Circle Greater Immortal Master Silver Star Sage felt her liver start to hurt.
She could not do anything to punish this mortal!
"B... Bathroom! Now!" She hurriedly said as she tightened her ■■■■ and squeezed her thighs.
It turns out that it was not her liver hurting, but her bladder!
Being crippled ant that she had to be taken to the bathroom and watched, even while she peed. This made Xiao Yin very, very, very aggrieved!
Mom, I really don’t want to continue with this f*cked up rebirth!
This was the first ti in her long, oh so very looooong, life, this Greater Immortal felt like crying.
But Xiao Yin DEFINITELY would not cry!
If you saw that there were tears running down her cheeks, then it was DEFINITELY because dust got into her eyes!
And if you said that re dust should not have any impact on a Tenth Circle Greater Immortal Master, then just know that it was definitely because of this stupid body’s stupid constitution!
"Ugh!" Xiao Yin felt like pulling out her hair.
Everything would oh so easily be resolved if she were to have rebirthed as usual.
F*ck, if she had rebirthed as usual, then there would be no problems at all in the first place, even!
By now, she would be busy soaking in a spirit spring while eating special sugar coated dicinal pills and cultivating like a boss.
"If I can just awaken the inmate true qi inside this body, then all would be well." Xiao Yin sighed t herself, stroking her silver hair.
Innate true qi was the tiny bit of pure life force that ca from a person’s parents when they were doing the shaful things that would cause their birth.
This Qi was extrely pure and, once it was awakened, would act as a supplent that would allow one to get twice he the results for half the efforts.
If she managed to awaken the latent innate true qi in her body, then she would be able to cure the body and leave this damned mortal family.
Then, she would continue as part other rebirths; find her treasure houses, cultivate until it was ti for another death, take in a disciple and train them into greatness, have the disciple take care of her next rebirth, die and get reborn, before proceeding to repeat the process.
Just like trashy xianxia novels, this rinse and repeat thod has been working for her just fine for over a thousand rebirths!
"Aiyah, if only I had a ginseng that was at least one thousand years old... Or at least a spirit stone of decent quality." Xiao Yin sighed and shook her head. "I’d even make do with an ordinary dicinal pill right now."
These materials had the ability to awaken one’s innate true qi once they were properly refined.
However, it seed like her luck was good today! Suddenly, her eyes opened wide and she felt the residual aura of an ancient ginseng.
Her eyes widened and a smile blood on her face. "This aura... the ginseng must have been at least two to three thousand years old!"
She used her hands to roll the tyres of the wheelchair towards the window with an excited expression on her face.
If she did not obtain that ginseng, then her last option would be to bite her tongue as hard as she possibly could!
***
At the sa ti, Xiao Shen, Tian Hua, Dong Wang, Xue Waoming and Liang Yang stopped in front of a beautiful villa. Liang Yang turned off the car and sighed. "Man, being rich is aweso!"
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