ssage Board Another Stampede Or Seriously, Enough 2
945: NONA
Hey, the SDF wrecked my roof and wall. Will they compensate for that?
946: NONA
It’s a disaster declaration, so probably not? Maybe there’s aid money, though.
947: NONA
But look—the national treasury is already burning to the ground…
948: NONA
Shunned by the world, the Japanese yen groans and tumbles down the slope!
949: NONA
No! Stop it! The yen’s life is already at zero!
950: NONA
At least your roof isn’t peeled off, right? My car got flattened when I went to pick it up.
951: NONA
That’s because you parked it in a weird spot.
952: NONA
Can’t be helped! Monsters showed up, and everyone abandoned their cars to run! If I had the ti, I’d have pulled over properly!
953: NONA
Yeah, my bad.
954: NONA
I just want to go ho…
955: NONA
Ah, a lot of people are probably still in shelters, huh?
956: NONA
I’m hungry…
957: NONA
Man, the cost of living is killing . No paycheck thanks to the stampede, either...
958: NONA
Went to the supermarket for the first ti in ages. A pack of eggs was ¥800!
959: NONA
What?! Seriously? That’s insane!
960: NONA
Hold up. Logistics were just getting back to normal. Why is it still so pricey?
961: NONA
Isn’t that just profiteering off inflation?
962: NONA
Nope. My uncle, who’s in livestock, cried on the phone. Said monsters wiped out all his animals…
963: NONA
Ah… that makes sense...
964: NONA
Damn those monsters! How dare they ss with our food supply!
965: NONA
Well, if there are no eggs, why not eat the chickens?
966: NONA
You fake Antoinette!
967: NONA
Don’t turn that famous line into a “chicken-or-egg” debate!
968: NONA
Soone, get this pseudo-Philosophical Antoinette out of here!
969: NONA
Lady Antoinette, the guillotine is prepared for you over there.
970: NONA
But seriously, if this keeps up, we can’t afford to eat. And I’ve got a big family...
971: NONA
It’s tough for big families, huh? But at least your family’s safe—that’s sothing.
972: NONA
Yeah… isn’t it like 10% of the population that died?
973: NONA
And the count isn’t even final. The numbers can only go up.
974: NONA
It’s rough… I’ve still got relatives and friends I can’t reach...
975: NONA
Hang in there.
976: NONA
Alright, I’m becoming a dungeon explorer and taking on the monsters!
977: NONA
Oh, you an the Special Labyrinth Entry License?
978: NONA
The ones who were diving into dungeons during the license exams are the real winners, huh?
979: NONA
Not really. Healing potions still aren’t on the market.
980: NONA
Without those, most people probably just stuck to the entrance.
981: NONA
By the way, didn’t a pretty big clan get wiped out during this stampede?
982: NONA
Yeah, sothing like “Emperor” or whatever.
983: NONA
Hey, this is starting to sound like bar gossip.
984: NONA
Don’t care. If you’re curious, they probably still have a website. Look it up yourself.
985: NONA
Searched “dungeon clan” and found it. Big group. All wiped out?
986: NONA
Not all of them, right? So probably skipped out with a cold or stomach issues.
987: NONA
Dungeon adventurers who catch colds or diarrhea are weak!
988: TAKASHI
Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest!
989: NONA
Alright, alright. Takashi’s as lively as ever.
990: NONA
By the way, “wiped out” ans 30% dead, “crushed” is 50%, and “annihilated” is a 100% loss rate.
991: NONA
So 70% made it out?
992: NONA
Nah, I heard over half were taken down.
993: NONA
From who?
994: NONA
Soone who was there.
995: NONA
Seriously? Details, please!
996: NONA
Didn’t get much—he was injured and super down about it. But he said a massive one spotted them, and after that, it was chaos.
997: NONA
Could that have been one of those so-called “boss-class” monsters?
998: NONA
Isn’t that the sa one that hit the SDF?
999: NONA
Probably. I heard that’s why they authorized live ammo use on the surface.
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