The atmosphere was tense, everyone feared the wrath of Yu Minglang.
But Chen Xiaoqian’s attitude was as usual, she spoke to Minglang without any courtesy.
"What’s the fuss? I know my own na, stop dawdling and go put my breakfast on the table! What are you looking at, if you keep staring, I’m going to get angry!"
Yu Minglang pursed his lips and angrily walked toward the table, vengefully throwing her breakfast onto it with force, exuding a vibe of ’I can’t argue with you, but I can take it out on your breakfast’ bravado!
"If you spill even a drop of the porridge, you’ll be sleeping on the floor!" Chen Xiaoqian turned around, focused on signing for the flowers.
Yu Minglang instantly froze, while Yu Liui and Narcissus both glanced at that tilted porridge box on the table...
In just a split second, the previously furious Yu Xiaoqiang swiftly reached out, steadied the porridge box and quickly wiped the traces on the table with a napkin, executing this maneuver with such fluidity, showcasing Lang’s unparalleled speed!
Yu Liui was flabbergasted. If she hadn’t witnessed it herself, she’d think the man before her, erasing evidence and keeping a cool facade, was just an illusion.
After destroying the evidence, Yu Minglang sat on the sofa with a cold face, glaring at the flower-hugging Chen Xiaoqian, as if he were just a step away from tattooing "I’m extrely jealous" on his forehead. He not only had to manage his jealousy but also maintain a stern and angry expression to show his arrogance toward Xiaoqian for receiving flowers!
He wanted her to clearly see his attitude!
But when Xiaoqian put the flowers down and sat at the table, frowning and questioning about the obviously reduced porridge, his facade shattered!
"Yu Minglang, did you spill my porridge?"
When she called him by his full na, it ant she was either pouting or was genuinely angry, and Yu Minglang, with what he believed was a serious face, said those shaless words.
"Liui drank it! I’ve always said, girls shouldn’t be so gluttonous, what if you gain weight?! Yu Liui, look at your lack of ambition!"
"Pfft!" Narcissus couldn’t help but laugh. Although she was standing beside Xiaoqian just now, she had seen everything!
Yu Liui felt extrely wronged, pointing to her nose, "?"
When did she ever sneak a bite! Could her brother be any more shaless?
"Yes, you! A girl shouldn’t be so careless about her appearance. Look at your sister-in-law, she always takes good care of her skin and maintains her figure. See, how does she even resemble a married woman? And now there are suitors sending her flowers!"
No wonder he’s the academic overachiever, shalessly shifting the bla while subtly steering the topic to Xiaoqian receiving flowers.
Everyone in the room except Xiaoqian wore a speechless expression. Yu Xiaoqiang, with his wolfish cold deanor, had just done sothing only an Erha would do. This contrast was hard to believe, seeing a man like him doing such a thing!
"Since when is Mai considered a suitor?" Xiaoqian glanced at Yu Minglang, "It’s just a bouquet, you’re overthinking it."
Ignoring Yu Minglang’s already sour expression, Xiaoqian turned to Liui and said, "izi, why not use the rose bath tonight? It’s a sha to waste it. A petal bath can be considered recycling. Although the sender is annoying, the flowers are innocent."
The words "recycling" miraculously cald the jealous beast within Minglang.
But soon, Yu Minglang beca sour again.
Because Xiaoqian found a card in the bouquet, and even before she could look at it, it had already been snatched by Yu Minglang in a flash.
"Is the card saying that he wants to do so ideological work on Narcissus? I knew it, this guy purposely put my na on it, just to make sure Narcissus would accept it!" Xiaoqian said confidently.
Yu Minglang gave her a resentful glance, finding the words on the card so acidic he couldn’t bring himself to read them aloud.
Old Mai doesn’t write in Chinese, he used his native language, so Narcissus ca over and read it fluently before glancing at Yu Minglang, "Couldn’t understand it? Let translate for you."
"Oh, you most exquisite lady of this earth, aren’t you the fairest of beauties? I once hid these feelings, hesitant and indecisive, but this love, it can no longer stay buried in the heart. If our connection is severed, the Almighty will no longer let the clouds float over the earth."
She even added, "This is a famous love poem from over there, haha, Old Mai has taken a liking to Xiaoqian!"
Narcissus felt a wave of relief at this mont, that annoying guy had finally shifted his target, no longer pestering her~
Although it’s quite unfortunate for Xiaoqian, Narcissus had full confidence in Qian’s wit and intelligence; she’d never let that guy succeed!
But first, Qian had to get past the Asian Vinegar King, and Yu Minglang’s current expression was just... tsk tsk tsk!
Upon hearing Narcissus’ translation, Xiaoqian’s first reaction was—
"Why are you translating? He understands."
Everyone else fell silent. Qian’s reaction was one that would leave n speechless and won in tears. Being confessed to in front of your husband, how can you not at least give a normal reaction!
As if she felt the atmosphere wasn’t awkward enough yet, Qian added.
"My Yu Xiaoqiang is a high-end talent, high-quality, highly educated, the appearance of such an advanced business talent signifies our economy has entered a new era. Business has bid farewell to its past, and high-quality professional managers signify a mature business model!"
... The scene of a jealousy-induced fight unexpectedly turned into a financial news briefing, causing everyone to simultaneously feel such a sentint in their hearts.
With utmost seriousness, Qian formally introduced to everyone with a broadcaster’s tone.
"At this point, I can no longer hide my Yu Xiaoqiang’s true qualifications. He is a highly educated talent with dual master’s degrees, so let’s interview this highly educated talent now. May I ask about your salary package?"
"I’ve already given you my salary card, haven’t I? Don’t you know how much I earn?"
Others showed expressions of surprise—oh, so he had voluntarily handed over his salary even before marriage? It’s common to submit salaries, but Yu Minglang’s salary... the numbers are staggering.
Wait, this little rascal has derailed the conversation! Yu Minglang snapped back to reality, rembering this wasn’t the ti to discuss this topic at all—flowers, cards, love letters!
"Chen Xiaoqian! Don’t deliberately change the subject, is this the ti to talk about qualifications?"
Don’t think praising him a bit, sweet-talking him, would make him stop being jealous!
If jealousy wasn’t eaten, how could he manage the household? If the house isn’t peaceful, how can one bring peace to the world? A bouquet of flowers might be small, but this involves the nation’s hope and the future of the people!
"Yu Minglang! You don’t have to shout! What’s wrong with complinting my husband’s high qualifications! As a married woman, I take pride in my husband’s high qualifications, is there anything wrong with that?"
... Seems like there’s nothing wrong, but why does it feel off sowhere?
Qian started her mode of speaking hilariously blatant lies, "My husband, with such high qualifications, such high quality, as a high-quality business talent, how could he be foolishly and baselessly jealous over a bouquet?"
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