"Yeah, it's really unfortunate. These people will do anything for money, even lose all sense of morality!" Lin Su'er cursed.
"Stop cursing, I'll stand up for you. Co to the hospital's front entrance and find my car." Song Xiaodong said.
"No, the aunties recognize my face!"
"Then I'll pick you up at the back door."
"Okay!"
Song Xiaodong drove to the back door to pick up Lin Su'er into the car.
"What good show do you have for ?" Lin Su'er asked Song Xiaodong.
"I won't tell you yet." Song Xiaodong teased deliberately.
"Fine, don't tell then. You probably don't have any tricks up your sleeve anyway." Lin Su'er pouted at Song Xiaodong.
"I don't have tricks? If it weren't for today, wouldn't your hospital be turned upside down by this group of people?" Song Xiaodong said.
"Did you call the police?" Lin Su'er asked.
"Of course, you were in a eting and didn't know. Only two patrol officers were sent from the district, they couldn't handle these people at all. If Director Qiao hadn't arrived quickly, your hospital would've been smashed!" Song Xiaodong said.
"Director Qiao? Director Qiao ca?" Lin Su'er asked.
"He's already left."
"Oh."
"The police station simply didn't have enough people. If they wanted to smash the hospital, there's no way to stop them. By the ti they apply for support through the proper channels, these people would've already run away. If I hadn't given Director Qiao a heads-up, none of these people would have been caught." Song Xiaodong said.
"Alright, alright, you're the best!"
Just then, Dragon Six called Song Xiaodong: "Sect Leader, we found it."
Song Xiaodong smiled and said to Dragon Six, "You found it quite fast! You're quite familiar with the place!"
"Hahaha!"
"Block that pipe, drive to the hospital entrance in a while, then start sucking, open the valve and run away quickly!" Song Xiaodong instructed.
"Sect Leader, it's my turn..." Dragon Six hesitated.
"Nonsense, such an important task, of course, you're the one to do it!" Song Xiaodong laughed as he spoke to Dragon Six.
"Alright..." Dragon Six agreed reluctantly.
"What are you doing?" Lin Su'er asked Song Xiaodong.
"Don't worry about it, just enjoy the show." Song Xiaodong answered Lin Su'er.
Not long after, Dragon Six, wearing a mask, dressed in a suit and black leather shoes, drove a sewage truck to the hospital entrance.
"You're disgusting!" Lin Su'er wrinkled her nose and patted Song Xiaodong's chest.
The body of the sewage truck was pitch black, covered in a layer of dark sludge, the whole vehicle looked dilapidated, only the driver was neatly dressed in a suit, looking extrely out of place.
The sewage truck drove over, bringing a swarm of flies and mosquitoes, and stopped at the hospital entrance.
"Wait!" Song Xiaodong called Dragon Six again.
"What's up, Sect Leader?" Dragon Six asked moodily.
"Drive the truck inside the hospital!" Song Xiaodong directed.
"Alright—"
Dragon Six turned the truck around and approached the hospital entrance but was stopped by the protesting won.
"Move aside, move aside!" Dragon Six shouted after rolling down the window.
"No entry, the hospital ssed up my uncle's treatnt. No compensation, no passing through."
"Fine, I won't pass then." Dragon Six didn't argue but instead jumped onto the truck's roof, wrinkled his nose, and unscrewed the lid of the sewer truck.
A strong stench quickly spread through the air.
"So disgusting!"
"Move the sewer truck away!"
"What is this sll!"
"How is this driver so lacking in moral sense!"
"Hurry up and put the lid back on!"
"You better move aside! Or I'll splash you with sewage!" Dragon Six picked up the suction pipe, aiming at the group of won.
"Oh co on, he's here to clean the sewer, let him pass quickly, the sll is killing !"
"Exactly, I'm about to throw up!"
"You go quickly!"
The won reluctantly gave way.
Dragon Six got back in the truck, drove it into the hospital courtyard, stopped inside the gate, climbed back onto the roof of the sewer truck, and screwed the lid back on.
The won did not realize anything, thinking Dragon Six was just putting the lid back on.
Song Xiaodong tily called Dragon Six: "Is the pipe blocked?"
"Yes, stuffed it with old clothes."
"Alright, start the suction machine and the truck, don't let them notice." Song Xiaodong instructed.
"Okay."
Dragon Six got back in the truck and started both the sewer suction machine and the truck engine. The won sat back down, not noticing anything unusual. Dragon Six watched the truck's tank slightly dent, then quickly slipped away where the won couldn't see him.
The won sat down again, covering their noses, watching the sewer truck nearby, the engine roaring but not moving.
"Why isn't it leaving?"
"Hey, why is the tank dented?"
"What's it to you?"
Their conversation was cut short as they heard a dull "boom!" The sewer truck tank suddenly dented inward, and the great air pressure burst sewage out evenly, giving the won a thorough "shower." Covered in sewage, they appeared as if they'd rolled in a mud pit, looking like a group of mud people, their features and clothes unrecognizable.
"Oh my god!" Lin Su'er, sitting in the car, was startled by the sudden explosion of the sewer truck.
Song Xiaodong, however, laughed with satisfaction.
Lin Su'er, regaining her composure, took a closer look and couldn't help but laugh seeing the won entirely covered in filth, looking like a group of mud people: "Hahaha! You're really bad!"
The won, stunned by the sudden explosion, didn't react for a long ti until the sewage trickled from their heads into their mouths, the salty, bitter, and foul sll hitting them. Only then did they react: "The sewer truck exploded!"
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