"Ugh——" The older won stood up. The ones with weaker tolerance imdiately threw up. Seeing a few of them vomiting, nausea spread through the crowd, and a whole group of won bent over with hands on their knees, vomited violently with their heads down, adding a colorful layer on top of the feces on the ground.
"Did you do this on purpose!"
"You should compensate us!"
"Smash your car!"
"Where's the driver? Let's settle this with him!"
The won, like little ghosts from Hell, walked into the hospital, leaving ssy footprints behind, covered in sewage, they arrived at the truck's cab to find it empty.
"Ahahaha!" Lin Su'er, hiding in Song Xiaodong's car, was laughing so hard she couldn't catch her breath.
"What a show, ahahaha!" Lin Su'er clapped her hands and was about to take a picture with her phone.
"I wonder if they'll be sitting still now!" Song Xiaodong said with a chuckle.
The won searched around but couldn't find anyone. The hospital entrance was covered in feces; the security room's glass was plastered and nothing could be seen inside. Two security guards stepped out, bewildered, and quickly slipped away, stifling their laughter at the sll.
"Zhifen, go ho and change, then co back!"
"Alright! You guys at the hospital just wait; this will be added to your compensation bill too!"
A group of won left, with footprints everywhere. Passersby pinched their noses in disgust, as a crowd gathered at the hospital entrance, holding their noses and breaking into waves of laughter. One of the won, embarrassed by the stares, suddenly threw up on the way.
Song Xiaodong called Dragon Six: "Hello? Dragon Six, well done!"
"Hehehe!"
"And another thing!"
"The Sect Leader commands!"
"Drive the sewage truck back!"
"Sect Leader..."
"Co on, I'll treat you to stinky tofu when you get back, hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha!" Lin Su'er couldn't help but laugh out loud from the side.
"Oh..."
That day, the professional troublemakers didn't show up. The hospital seized the ti to do repairs; if these people had smashed things up, the hospital would have suffered at least two million in losses.
The issue is, these detained troublemakers were all ridiculously poor; they probably couldn't even gather twenty thousand yuan, let alone two million.
Moreover, the law doesn't punish the masses. It's unrealistic to arrest all these people and sentence them. Even if you arrest a few leaders, they wouldn't get a severe punishnt because these people have a team of lawyers advising them on how to cause trouble without facing jail ti.
Dragon Six drove the sewage truck away, and the hospital's cleaning staff got ready to connect the fire hoses to thoroughly clean the hospital entrance. Lin Su'er hurriedly instructed them not to bother, saying the way it looked now was just fine.
Song Xiaodong even called Dragon Three: "Find a few sharp people to follow those older won and see what they're planning."
In the evening, Song Xiaodong went ho for dinner.
"Su'er, why are you so happy today?" Yiyi asked Lin Su'er.
Lin Su'er glanced at Song Xiaodong, then smiled as she said to Sun Yiyi, "Yiyi, this isn't sothing appropriate to discuss over dinner!"
"Hmm?" Sun Yiyi raised her eyebrows.
"Why can't we talk about it?" Song Xiaoru asked with a smile, looking at Lin Su'er.
Lin Su'er looked up at Song Xiaodong and said, "Let Brother Xiaodong tell it. Then you can scold him, not ."
"You say it!" Yiyi pointed at Song Xiaodong.
"You really want to say it? You won't regret it?" Song Xiaodong mischievously glanced around.
"Say it, why not!" Chu Xianling also encouraged.
"Alright, I'll say it." Song Xiaodong relaxed his eyebrows.
"Today, that group of older won went to sit quietly again, so I had Dragon Six drive a sewage truck over, and the sewage truck exploded, covering those won with excrent."
"Ah! That's disgusting!" Chu Xianling frowned, putting her chopsticks on her bowl.
"Exactly! We're eating, and you talk about that!" Sun Yiyi laughed, placing her chopsticks down on the table.
"Brother Dong, you're so bad, really bad!" Xiao Yingying blinked, putting down her chopsticks too.
"You really shouldn't cause trouble like that. You know so many people—can't you find soone to solve it properly? What kind of thods are you thinking?" Song Xiaoru said, putting her bowl down and addressing Song Xiaodong.
"No one wants to deal with this kind of thing. Anyone who exposes it is unlucky." Song Xiaodong replied.
"Brother Dong is so bad! Originally, the sewage truck was behind them, but Brother Dong, afraid that it might not explode on those won, asked Dragon Six to drive it directly into the hospital, right in front of them, covering them head to toe, hahahaha!" As Lin Su'er spoke, she couldn't help but laugh, then suddenly made a "hiss-sigh" sound.
"What's wrong?" Sun Yiyi asked, her eyes moving towards Lin Su'er.
"The blister on my mouth burst!"
"Xiaodong, check Su'er's mouth; that blister has been there for days." Song Xiaoru instructed Song Xiaodong.
"Let take a look." Song Xiaodong left his seat and walked over to Lin Su'er.
"Hmm." Lin Su'er leaned forward, offering her face.
"It's heat; I'll apply so dicine after dinner." Song Xiaodong remarked.
"Yiyi, how is your injury?" Song Xiaoru asked again.
"It's fine, sis. It's almost healed and doesn't hurt or itch now." Sun Yiyi responded.
"Yiyi, you can't remove the bandage yet; wait another couple of days." Song Xiaodong advised Sun Yiyi.
"Okay." Sun Yiyi nodded.
"Why did the sewage truck explode?" Chu Xianling asked.
"It's simple. A suction truck works on suction power. If you block the suction pipe, the tank crumples under atmospheric pressure, and it explodes." Song Xiaodong explained.
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