Xu Lin had a mont of impulse and wanted to see how far he could urinate, since the space was wide open here, with the ocean stretching as far as the eye could see. n seem to automatically trigger this brain chanism at such tis.
Question: How far can I pee?
Xu Lin thought to himself.
So, he used all his strength.
Two ters, three ters, five ters, seven ters...
Finally, over twelve ters!
This distance was ridiculously exaggerated.
There is actually a World Peeing Championship held by foreigners. Yes, indeed such a frivolous competition really exists.
And the world record for this championship is over 15 ters, but that’s from a high location. Of course, you can pee far when you’re up high. If you’re high enough, you can pee over a hundred ters.
But like Xu Lin, starting directly on flat ground, over twelve ters, who can beat that?
The record for peeing on flat ground, not in official competitions, is only over five ters!
Tilin: ...
Can you imagine a man peeing and actually reaching such a distance?
The visual impact of that.
For a mont, Tilin didn’t know what to say, thinking Xu Lin wasn’t even human anymore.
Xu Lin finished peeing, feeling refreshed all over.
Just then Xu Lin turned to Tilin: "Do you need to go to the bathroom? If not, I’m ready to go back."
"I don’t."
"Then let’s go back."
On the way back, since this place was more than a kiloter from the coast.
Tilin lay on Xu Lin’s back.
"Scientist, you’re really a freak!"
Tilin couldn’t help but say.
Now, Xu Lin was swimming back with such speed, giving Tilin the impression that Xu Lin had an engine installed inside his body.
How could a normal person have such speed?
Like running on the ocean, completely ignoring the resistance of the seawater!
"Anyone who succeeds in the world, regardless of gender, must have a strong body. Only a strong body can have abundant energy, and abundant energy is the basic elent to achieve a career!"
Xu Lin said.
"But you’re too exaggerated! I’ve never seen anyone like you, or even anyone like your kind!"
Tilin expressed.
"What’s the difference between a person and mankind?"
"A person is a person, like I’m a person, you’re a person, but mankind is a species. Your physique, your physical prowess, should be compared to those powerful beasts."
"Thank you for the complint."
Ten minutes later.
Xu Lin successfully landed on the coast.
Tilin looked at Xu Lin’s body glowing like gold under the sun and couldn’t help but say: "If you participated in the Olympics, you would rule the entire swimming world!"
"I want to be a world-class man. If I wanted to pursue sports, those North Arican athletes who take drugs would bow down to ."
"How to beco a world-class man?" Tilin was very interested.
"Of course, by having world-class creations, creations that can change the world and immortalize my na in history."
"Scientist, I have faith in you!"
"Thank you for the encouragent."
Not long after, the two returned to the villa.
Xu Lin took a shower, dried his underwear with a dryer, and finally changed into a suit.
At this ti, Tilin also took a shower. She stood there wrapped in a towel, hugging her arms, looking at Xu Lin.
Her jewel-like beautiful eyes sparkled, and she couldn’t help but say: "I don’t know how to describe you as a man, very mysterious, very strong, very special, unparalleled."
"If you think like that, you’ll unconsciously fall in love with ."
"A man like you, falling in love with you would be sothing worth boasting about. If I could have you, other won would only envy and be jealous of but definitely wouldn’t laugh at . They would also go crazy for you."
Tilin smiled.
Xu Lin looked at himself in the mirror.
Thinking, on Earth, there shouldn’t exist a male more charming than him.
"I’ll leave first. I’ve got things to do in the upcoming days, I’ll contact you later."
"Okay."
Xu Lin bid farewell to the other.
And Tilin watched Xu Lin’s back until he disappeared.
Even the way he walked was dragon-like and tiger-like, with great grandeur.
Tilin had never seen a man like this before.
She wondered what kind of family would raise such an offspring?
Soon, Xu Lin arrived at the city center, found a Chinese restaurant to eat.
After ordering.
"By the way, what about my paper?"
Xu Lin suddenly rembered this matter, it should be about a week now, right?
He asked Moon God, and it turned out his paper had been approved last night.
Actually, Moon God had already notified Xu Lin, but Xu Lin hadn’t checked.
As expected, the paper didn’t need any revisions.
Moreover, TPAMI sent Xu Lin a reply:
English reply.
Translation to Chinese:
"Dear Young Master Xu, we are very shocked by your achievents. Our entire journal headquarters stayed awake all night because of it. Thank you very much for your scientific contribution. This achievent will shake the entire field of artificial intelligence research. Your achievent will drive progress in this field..."
This is quite a long piece of text, with hundreds of words when translated to Chinese.
Last paragraph: "Your paper will be globally published with top specifications at 12 noon North Arican ti on August 25th!"
Today is August 23rd.
North Arican ti, noon on the 25th.
Which is noon the day after tomorrow local ti.
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