"Ah! Pervert!"
A scream from Bai Jingjing echoed through the space, and Liu Zixuan felt as if his eardrums were about to burst.
Fortunately, the splashing water event over there was still going on; otherwise, they would have sward in and dealt with Liu Zixuan, the "pervert," right then and there!
Liu Zixuan said helplessly, "Is it necessary? I didn't even touch you!"
"If you did touch , wouldn't that be a loss for !" Bai Jingjing guarded herself with her hands in front of her. "You're not allowed to look at ."
"It's such a pity not to let people see soone as beautiful as you."
"But... but not for a bad guy like you to see."
"Am I really that bad?"
Liu Zixuan walked toward Bai Jingjing with a playful smile.
Bai Jingjing backed away and asked, "Wh-what are you trying to do?"
"Take a guess?"
Liu Zixuan's lips curled up in a mysterious smile.
Bai Jingjing thought to herself in alarm, is he planning to do sothing to here... that shouldn't be, especially with so many people around.
What should I do?
Shout and call everyone over?
No, no, no, that would be embarrassing.
But...
Bai Jingjing was really about to cry out of anxiety...
Liu Zixuan stopped walking and said with a laugh, "Look how scared you are, am I really that terrifying?"
Seeing him stop, Bai Jingjing breathed a sigh of relief and said slowly, "You're not scary, not scary at all!"
"Am I bad?"
"No, you're a good person." Bai Jingjing worried he might co over again.
"Am I handso?"
"Handso, handso enough to shake Heaven and Earth!"
"Do I have manly charm?"
"Definitely, no other man in the world can compare to you!"
Liu Zixuan was very pleased to hear this, and seeing him smile like this, Bai Jingjing thought she had finally dodged a bullet.
But just as she was secretly celebrating, Liu Zixuan suddenly changed his tone, "Then you must be blind. I'm so handso, so charming, and yet you aren't deeply in love with ?"
"I..." Bai Jingjing slapped her forehead, admitting that Liu Zixuan is the thickest-skinned man she has ever t, bar none!
"Oh my god... my cousin is actually praising a man, and so perfectly, could this be my rumored future cousin-in-law?"
Just as Bai Jingjing was speaking, suddenly a man walked over.
Liu Zixuan raised an eyebrow and looked to the side, where a very fat man was standing. How to describe him? The man's body resembled a cylinder.
Much like a sausage.
But he had a decent face, fair and clean, truly fitting the old saying, "big head, thick neck, the more you look, the more he looks like a pig."
"Fatty, when did you co back?" Bai Jingjing asked in surprise.
"Just got back. Heard you were here and ca over!" The chubby man replied, walked over to Liu Zixuan, and extended his hand, "Hi, cousin-in-law!"
"You... hi!"
Liu Zixuan's mouth twitched several tis. How much did this guy weigh, he wondered, as it felt like the earth was trembling when he walked.
"I'm Bai Jingjing's cousin, He Yuan!"
"Indeed, quite round." Liu Zixuan instinctively said.
"It's the 'Yuan' in gardener." He Yuan corrected.
"Alright, He Gardener!"
"Cousin-in-law, I'm really envious of you! To have my cousin praise you like that!" He Yuan looked jealous and then sighed, "Ah, I'm actually quite handso, but why don't won praise ?"
Quite handso?
Liu Zixuan really wanted to ask, who gave you the courage to say that!
"Cough, Fatty, does your family know you're here?" Bai Jingjing asked curiously.
After all, the He Family and Lingxiu Village still had so friction, so letting their son co here might not be a good idea.
He Yuan nodded, "They know and even encouraged to co over, saying our family was about to collaborate with this place for developnt. They wanted to get familiar with the environnt!"
Bai Jingjing nodded, "Weren't you studying in Fengzhou? Why did you co back now?"
"Don't ntion it. There's been a war over there again, people dying every day. The whole school is in a panic. You see, other students can run fast, even a rascal can escape, but how can soone like run? So, I decided to run back. It's too darn dangerous there!"
He Yuan's naive expression and his words made both Bai Jingjing and Liu Zixuan burst out laughing.
"I can only say serves you right. Your family's so rich, you could study anywhere, yet you chose to go there." Bai Jingjing said crossly.
He Yuan waved his hand, "Well... I was planning to woo a dark-skinned girl over there."
"Ambitious! Great dream!"
Liu Zixuan gave a big thumbs up upon hearing that. Damn, in this world, probably only He Yuan has such a dream!
Other n chase the pretty ones, the fair-skinned ones, but not him; he prefers the exotic, the dark-skinned girl!
"Right, I also think it's a great dream." He Yuan looked at Bai Jingjing and then at Liu Zixuan. "Cousin-in-law, help out!"
"Help you with what?"
"How to make pretty girls like ." He Yuan said with a curious face, "Let tell you, my cousin has been a great beauty from elentary to university, with dozens of people chasing her in almost every school, yet she never took a fancy to any of them."
"Not to ntion hearing her praise any man, but I just heard her do so; she praised you for being handso and charming, indicating you must have sothing exceptional, otherwise she wouldn't be with you!"
"You an you want to teach you how to pick up girls!" Liu Zixuan raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Yeah, exactly." He Yuan said earnestly, "I used to think picking up girls was easy, but after repeated failures in the road of love, I've realized that it's a profound subject!"
Liu Zixuan found He Yuan increasingly hilarious.
Probably only such a naive guy would go to Fengzhou to study and chase a dark-skinned girl!
Then he chuckled, "Teaching you isn't impossible, but..."
"But what?"
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you two whispering about?" Bai Jingjing looked at their grinning faces and frowned.
"Nothing, cousin. I'm just talking about life's important matters with cousin-in-law."
"Stop, stop, stop, he's not your cousin-in-law yet!" Bai Jingjing had no ti to explain earlier, but she had to clarify now, the praise for Liu Zixuan was forced, not what He Yuan imagined!
He Yuan's eyes shifted, "Not now, but he definitely will be. Doesn't matter, the rice will be cooked eventually. Ah... cousin, you go on, don't interrupt cousin-in-law and !"
"Fatty! You!" Bai Jingjing stomped her foot hard. Well damn, just because Liu Zixuan can pick up girls, you're not even acknowledging as your cousin anymore?
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