It has to be said, He Yuan and his old man, He Yongguang, are two completely different people.
He Yongguang is accustod to disguising himself, his nature is disgusting, even despicable. Because he's a sly old fox who loves to plot and sche.
On the other hand, He Yuan is sowhat naive, perhaps due to his family background, which has allowed him to not worry about anything since childhood, making him a bit simple-minded.
Liu Zixuan could tell that he didn't have any ulterior motives.
The water-splashing session continued, but Liu Zixuan didn't participate further because he was pulled aside by He Yuan for a chat.
As for Bai Jingjing, she was quite annoyed with her cousin. As soon as he arrived, he acknowledged a brother-in-law in Liu Zixuan and called him so intimately with every word.
Persuading him didn't work, and scolding him wasn't appropriate, so Bai Jingjing had no choice but to run back to change her clothes.
Sitting on the side, He Yuan asked solemnly, "Brother-in-law, let's continue with what we were just talking about. You said you could teach , but... but what?"
"There are two aspects. One, your old man and we aren't really in any sort of cooperative relationship; in fact, he even demolished my house. Second, if you want to beco a man won like, you'll have to make so changes!" Liu Zixuan said.
"My dad demolished your house?" Due to his weight, He Yuan's eyes appeared particularly small, and when he was thinking, it looked as if he had dozed off.
After pondering for a mont, he said, "I guess my dad hasn't ntioned these things, demolishing a house is a minor matter, our family is in real estate, we could just build you a big villa later!"
Liu Zixuan grinned, this fellow really was adorably simple.
Thinking about it, he was too lazy to continue arguing about the He Family's dispute with Lingxiu Village, so he said, "Then there's the second thing!"
"What kind of changes?"
"Your tonnage... I'm afraid any girl would find it intimidating." Liu Zixuan pointed at his sausage-like physique.
"Yeah, I'm a bit overweight." He Yuan scratched his head sheepishly.
A bit overweight?
Liu Zixuan blinked, took a deep breath, and said, "Let give you an example so you'll understand, think about it, don't n and won, you know, get intimate?"
"Of course, it's a necessary step for love to reach a higher level!"
"Then have you ever thought about, with your tonnage, if you were to do that kind of thing with a girl, first of all, your belly, like a pregnant woman's, would make it impossible for you, and even if you could, being that heavy, how much could you move? Finally... wouldn't you be afraid of crushing the beautiful lady?"
Liu Zixuan said very seriously.
Although he didn't get along with the He Family, Liu Zixuan was still fair-minded, and He Yuan had no ill-will towards him, so he wouldn't harm him.
He Yuan shook his head upon hearing this, "No, I'm afraid you're not better than in this aspect!"
"Hmm?" Liu Zixuan raised an eyebrow.
"Let tell you, I have 30GB of movies on my hard drive, all of them of that kind. With so much experience from watching and learning, even a fat guy can enjoy that feeling, just with fewer unlocked positions." He Yuan smirked.
"We may be fat, but our stamina is definitely good!"
"Ahem."
Liu Zixuan was defeated by this guy, he gave him a thumbs up, "You're impressive, so according to you, you must have navigated a sea of flowers without a leaf sticking, right?"
"No, I'm still preserving my first ti." He Yuan pursed his lips.
"So everything before was left to your left hand?"
"No, there are also dolls."
"Then you must play with a doll a day until it breaks." Liu Zixuan mumbled, not in a good mood.
"What did you say, brother-in-law?"
"Nothing, I said you're amazing!" Liu Zixuan pinched his forehead, wondering if He Yuan was really He Yongguang's biological son. How could such a cunning old fox have such an adorably simple son?
"By the way, brother-in-law, when I left ho today, I heard my dad murmur that there's a treasure here, where's the treasure, take to see it." Suddenly thinking of sothing, He Yuan said.
Liu Zixuan thought to himself, so there really is a treasure here.
But it seed He Yuan didn't know what the He Family was planning to do.
Then he smiled and said, "This treasure, it hasn't been found yet, I'm not quite sure what it is either."
"Then take to find it. Let tell you, I'm a famous treasure machine, as long as you tell the general area, I can find it." He Yuan said excitedly.
"Treasure machine?" Liu Zixuan was a bit surprised, he had heard a lot of new terms today.
"Yeah."
"By the way, what major are you studying in Fengzhou? Learning how to find treasure?"
"No, I'm studying excavator engineering!"
"Excava! Tor! Engineering!"
Liu Zixuan suddenly felt an urge to swear, like, why study excavators in Fengzhou, Star Sea Bi Yan has a very famous technical school for learning excavators!
"My excavator is not the sa as what others talk about."
He Yuan smiled and explained, "It's actually Soil Exploration and Cultural Relics Protection!"
"Soil exploration? Cultural relics protection?"
"In contemporary lingo, it's Tomb Raider Captain, specializing in finding and studying treasures in mausoleums." He Yuan shrugged, then moved closer to Liu Zixuan's ear and whispered, "I'll tell you a big secret, but you can't tell anyone else!"
"Go ahead."
"My nose is different from others. It's naturally very sensitive to various jades, calligraphy, and antiques, because of this, I helped my dad make quite a bit of money back in the day." He Yuan said proudly.
Liu Zixuan extended his hand, "Let see your wrist!"
He Yuan did so with a puzzled look, "What's wrong?"
Liu Zixuan took his pulse for a mont, then activated his X-ray Vision to examine him.
Suddenly, he smiled broadly and thought to himself, no wonder people have five senses — eyes, ears, nose, eyebrows, mouth — all considered the five senses. So people are born with good eyes to see clearly, so have good ears to hear precisely, so have a good nose which is sensitive to certain things.
This is generally called exceptional five senses.
And He Yuan was one of those.
With this realization, Liu Zixuan suddenly ca up with an idea!
The He Family wants to sneakily take the treasure here, so why don't I have so fun with them? And we'll make the young master of the He Family ss up their ga!
Of course, Liu Zixuan wasn't taking advantage of He Yuan, he'd give him a big windfall!
Then he said, "Since you have this ability, I'll take you to have a look! See if what you said is true!"
"Alright!" He Yuan's small eyes shone with excitent, and he followed Liu Zixuan toward the mountain.
When the two of them arrived at the pit that Scorpion and Brother Dog had dug earlier, Liu Zixuan pointed over, "Look~ It's right there!"
He Yuan walked over slowly, first grabbing a handful of soil to sniff, then spending quite a while lying on the ground fiddling around.
After so ti, he suddenly jumped up, exclaiming in surprise, "Damn, there's a big treasure underneath! This is definitely going to be huge!"
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