Still underestimated Brother Shao.
High emotional intelligence: I actually think saving 180,000 is quite a profit.
Low emotional intelligence: Three tis isn’t enough, I’m planning to spend another 7,000 on this matchmaking candidate, it’s really worth it.
Upon this thought, Zeng Ziang couldn’t help but feel a bit tempted too.
What kind of excellent matchmaking candidate is this to make Shao Hengkai so reluctant to part?
I have a friend...
"Is it really that good?" Wang Baiyu, who understood this implication, patted Shao Hengkai’s shoulder and teasingly asked with a smile.
"Really comfortable, her skills are great, if you guys need, I can recomnd her to you."
In Shao Hengkai’s eyes, she was no longer a matchmaking candidate but just a re escort, and having no desire for personal use, he naturally wasn’t going to hide but rather upheld the virtue of sharing.
"Why not give it a try, Ziang? Baiyu?"
Seeing Shao Hengkai so enthusiastic, Zeng Ziang suspected whether this matchmaking candidate didn’t even need 600 at all, always feeling like Shao Hengkai could get so kickback.
Or perhaps, they had a deal where you get one extra for every five tis, and Shao Hengkai was eyeing that free one.
Zeng Ziang rembered his childhood when a ga nad "Bullfighting" was popular at school gates, with vendors selling mini plastic sealed bags. After purchasing, you’d blow air into them, and pulling the two corners outward, the bag would form two bull horns. Then, using the inflated "bull horn bags", you’d bump against each other to see whose bag would burst first.
Vendors would typically allow you to exchange five or ten burst plastic bags for a new one, leading so kids to just collect them.
Brother Shao! You’re doing this right now!!
Wang Baiyu shook his head: "I’ll pass, my profession requires caution, better rely on my own connections."
Shao Hengkai saw Zeng Ziang’s strange look and Wang Baiyu’s outright denial, feeling like the world didn’t understand his eagerness, he excitedly praised:
"It’s really sothing! She’s got great skills, makes people feel on cloud nine, plus she’s a white tiger, natural-born! Really worth a try, Brother Wang, Ziang."
Hearing she’s a mythical creature, Wang Baiyu was slightly surprised:
"Wow, a white tiger, huh? Then, Hengkai, you’re lucky you didn’t plan to date her, otherwise you’d spend 188,000 and end up not even touching a single hair, total loss."
Shao Hengkai: "..."
Brother Wang’s perspective is indeed unique.
Lin Li nodded in agreent at this:
"Brother Shao, white tigers are indeed dangerous, it’s best to stay away, you wouldn’t want your ’little brother’ getting hurt soday."
"Huh? ’Little brother’?"
Shao Hengkai looked confused, not understanding the logic behind these words, so he asked:
"Tear Bag, why is it dangerous? Would it hurt my ’little brother’? I use protection, I won’t get sick, right..."
"Not about getting sick," Lin Li waved his hand, "Brother Shao, haven’t you heard ’ti flies like an arrow’? Think about it, ’arrows’ are so sharp, and your protection is made of rubber, not iron, what can it really protect against, it could really hurt going in."
Shao Hengkai: "(;☉_☉)???"
In ancient battlefields, if a warhorse’s eye was pierced by an arrow, the owner was basically dood.
Just imagining that scene made Lin Li feel a phantom pain in his limb.
Wang Baiyu nodded seriously, making approving noises, clearly agreeing with Lin Li’s explanation as well,
Zeng Ziang, Shao Hengkai: "..."
"What kind of ti flies like an arrow is that!!!"
"I... Tear Bag, with what you just said, now I can’t even look at the word ’ti’ without so issues..."
If ti flies like an arrow could be understood this way...
Could wasting ti be called ’slow-pitch throwing’?
After all, wasting can translate to pretending to throw away, and a slow pitch is essentially a slow throw...
Seeing Shao Hengkai’s cognitive breakdown, Lin Li shrugged innocently, exchanging a glance with Wang Baiyu, both slightly nodding together.
Strange, why so shocked, isn’t this sothing anyone would instantly understand?
"Whew, I’m here—"
Tang Feng appeared at the activity room entrance at this mont, after checking in, he naturally ca over to the group.
After sitting down, he couldn’t help but sigh: "Guys, ti flies like an arrow, before you know it, a month has passed—"
Shao Hengkai, Zeng Ziang: "Cough cough cough!!!"
"Brother Shao, Ziang, what’s wrong with you two?" Tang Feng was stunned, debating whether or not to ask the front desk for a mask.
"N-nothing," Shao Hengkai waved his hand awkwardly, deciding to steer away from the topic of ti: "Tang Feng, about Lu ng—"
"I know, I’ve also added him as a friend," before Shao Hengkai could finish, Tang Feng nodded and said: "Best of luck to him."
"Yeah, envy," Shao Hengkai nodded.
"But just in ti," Tang Feng pulled out his phone, looking at everyone present:
"Guys, give so advice, I’ve been talking to a girl quite well, should I take the next step, what do you all think..."
"You’ve got a flirt going too?" Shao Hengkai’s attention was instantly captured, clicking his tongue: "F*ck, chatting with soone on the phone while offline you’re still at matchmakings, juggling multiple boats, Tang Feng, you’re such a player."
"Juggling multiple boats isn’t illegal, but it does breach conventional moral codes, and further down the line, it could be a bigamy offense." Wang Baiyu nodded as well.
"What kind of juggling multiple boats is this, they’re completely different things," Tang Feng comnted with so helplessness and amusent:
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