"I’ve been chatting with the other party for a while now, but I feel we haven’t even reached the ambiguous stage. That’s why I’m anxious and asking for advice. Any strategies? Give an answer so I can be at ease today."
Facing Tang Feng’s hopeful gaze, Shao Hengkai and Wang Baiyu glanced at each other, then shrugged innocently:
"If we could teach you in this area, we would still be complete strangers and not acquainted."
True, since everyone is gathered here, what else is there to say?
But in the next mont, with Shao Hengkai leading, all three of them naturally looked towards ngji’s Tear, who was leisurely at the side.
Tear Bag is the only man present who has a partner.
Noticing the gaze, Lin Li also looked up: "What’s up?"
"Tear Bag, I need help." Tang Feng requested hopefully.
Lin Li raised his finger in slight surprise, pointing at himself: "•᷄ᯅ•᷅?"
"Yes, you seem like the only reliable one in this area!" Tang Feng nodded.
? Reliable? Really?
So Brother Tang, are you interested in joining Ze Yu and going to the girls’ dorm entrance to drop al cards—I’m currently Bai Bufan after all.
But since there’s a volunteer guinea pig, Lin Li wouldn’t be polite and promptly nodded.
After getting a rough understanding of the situation from Tang Feng, Lin Li already had an idea.
"Brother Tang, is sothing a bit slick acceptable, considering you two have been chatting for a while?" Lin Li asked.
"What do you an by a bit slick?"
"Send ’Are you an i-person or an e-person’ right away."
"Then what?" Tang Feng didn’t rush into action but confird further.
"If she says she’s an i-person, you reply ’Then can I be your only e?’"
Tang Feng raised an eyebrow, seemingly contemplating its feasibility, but then asked: "What if she says she’s an e-person?"
Lin Li: "’Then can I be your i-person?’"
Zeng Ziang, Wang Baiyu: "OHHHHH—"
Lin Li!
High-level stuff!
"Seems feasible! I’ll try it," Tang Feng’s eyes brightened and he nodded vigorously, "It’s not slick at all!!"
Lin Li smiled.
The fact you don’t think it’s slick is the biggest problem, Brother Tang.
Sure enough, no one here is innocent.
Taking a deep breath, Tang Feng began to operate.
Half a minute later, Tang Feng looked up blankly: "Lin Li, she says she’s a fake person."
Lin Li: "?"
Who the hell would say they’re a fake person?
Before Lin Li could speak, Tang Feng voluntarily showed his chat interface:
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person."
"Fang Lan: i-person."
"Tang Feng: Then can I be your only e?"
"Fang Lan: ?"
"Fang Lan: Ask again."
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"Fang Lan: e-person."
"Tang Feng: Then can I be your i-person?"
"Fang Lan: Try sending it again."
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"Fang Lan: Fake person."
Lin Li: "..."
Lin Li suddenly understood sothing.
——"Never ask a woman if she’s single; if she likes you, she’s definitely single."
Similarly, if she doesn’t like you, there’s always an excuse.
Lin Li pondered for a mont: "No problem, just send ’Then can you pretend to be my only e person’s i-person?’"
Tang Feng: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!!"
Damn!
As expected from Lin Li! Reliable! Found an opportunity in despair!
"Thanks, Tear Bag!"
"Tang Feng: Then can you pretend to be my only e person’s i-person?"
"Fang Lan: ..."
"Fang Lan: Send it one last ti."
Tang Feng got excited; doesn’t this an Fang Lan is finally testing him for love, and once he passes, they might beco a couple?!
Bring it on!
"Tang Feng: Are you an i-person or an e-person?"
"’Fang Lan’ has enabled friend verification. You’re not his/her friend yet. Please send a friend verification request, and once approved, you can chat."
Tang Feng did not chuckle.
"Tear Bag," Tang Feng looked at Lin Li expressionlessly, "Now what should I do in this situation?"
Lin Li quietly moved his seat away a bit, worried Tang Feng might place the bla entirely on him, then pulled Zeng Ziang over:
"Sorry, bro, I’ve almost never been deleted by a girl, so I have no experience in this area. Brother Ziang is the expert here."
Zeng Ziang: "?"
"Why rember at a ti like this!!! That’s really unfair!!"
Ultimately, Tang Feng couldn’t salvage his romance that hadn’t even started.
Not that he was devastated, since he didn’t have high expectations anyway.
No regrets; at least he could refocus on this event.
When all mbers for this event were present, Fu Miao, acting as the host again, started the planned activities.
Naturally, it began with self-introductions.
Lin Li still maintained his image as the "plant-type guy," but unfortunately, this ti Zeng Ziang and others didn’t support him, and there wasn’t any reaction from the female side either.
After introductions, it was ti for pairings.
Since there was interaction last night, unsurprisingly, Lin Li was paired with a woman nad Liu Xi, who wasn’t interested in blind dates and had a WeChat nickna "Xixi."
A plain-looking woman estimated to be in her twenties.
But her appearance and age were irrelevant to Lin Li; after gentlemanly fetching two drinks from the front desk, he casually found a corner to sit with her, took out earphones from his pocket, ready to pass the rest of the afternoon.
Yet while Lin Li was unmoved, Liu Xi looked at him with slightly complex and surprised eyes.
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