Lin Li couldn’t be bothered to look back anymore.
Thanks to his title-given perception, he sensed that nine zombies were trailing behind him.
There was no alternative; every zombie that spotted Lin Li would join the chase, stopping just short.
Damn it, Lin Li felt like that white girl sitting on the couch, with a whole nine Brother Nis behind her.
Worried that sothing unexpected might happen with so many zombies, whenever they gathered in significant numbers, Lin Li would use the surrounding buildings to vanish from their sight, letting the Brother Nis, who coveted him, scatter aimlessly and reset the count to zero, before starting to accumulate them again.
All the while, keeping his sticky fingers busy.
"The zombie fans are just too enthusiastic."
Lin Li sighed as he walked into the building.
"I’m sorry, lady, I’m a public figure, so after you’re with , blending in with normal people on the street isn’t possible."
Luckily, Ms. Beauty was very understanding, not uttering a single complaint when their shopping was repeatedly interrupted, and steadfastly supporting Lin Li from behind—occasionally sitting on a snakeskin bag while he rested.
No wonder behind every successful man, there’s always a spine.
Of course, there’s also often a woman quietly contributing.
Both are very important.
The actual shopping ti had already been close to twenty minutes, yet Lin Li’s gains were sparse.
It’s hard to imagine this wreckage was caused solely by zombies, more like it had been swept by artillery fire, with no decent clothes or beds in sight, let alone valuable gold and silver.
The drop rate from zombies was even higher.
Lin Li once again took Ms. Beauty onto the street, and at the next intersection, he saw a relatively intact building ahead to the left in this ruin.
The words at the entrance were embedded in the wall, so even now they were clearly visible—the wall with only half remaining read "Hospital".
Lin Li’s eyes lit up.
This hospital, preserved relatively well, seed to perfectly et his needs.
After all, a hospital would surely have hospital beds, patient gowns, and lab coats.
Is there anything completely legal, but as soon as you do it, people think you’re sick? Answer: Go to a hospital!
As for ending a shopping trip at a hospital, that’s called a quirk.
"Ms. Beauty, you’re about to have new clothes to wear," Lin Li imdiately dragged Ms. Beauty into the hospital.
The interior was a ss, but that was normal, given that in an apocalypse, the importance of supplies in a hospital is beyond dispute. It’s not impossible for it to have been ransacked dozens of tis.
As long as the beds and clothes weren’t taken, it was fine.
Lin Li’s worries didn’t materialize; as he entered the third room with his flashlight inside the building, he saw four hospital beds, most of which were well-preserved, with the support parts at the bottom not severely damaged, capable of sustaining so activity.
Unfortunately, the beds did not co with matching patient gowns.
So Lin Li was not in a hurry to jump into bed activity; instead, he road the hospital with a flashlight, searching for an changing or laundry room.
Since [Demon’s Breath] allowed Lin Li to sense if there were zombies behind walls or doors, he didn’t feel too much horror exploring the dark building alone.
Nonetheless, at tis when his flashlight caught those already dead or fragnted corpses, Lin Li couldn’t help but feel a shudder.
At tis like this, the "Duck’s Blood Bottle" was very useful, as it not only stored these emotions but also allowed Lin Li to remain calm, serving two purposes.
"Creak—"
Lin Li pushed open a door with Ms. Beauty again.
When he saw the rows of large and small cabinets on both sides, Lin Li realized he had found the dressing room he had been longing for.
There was even a pair of won’s high heels in the corner, indicating it was a won’s changing room.
Which seed tailor-made for Ms. Beauty.
Shoes were also part of the outfit, so Lin Li first picked up the high heels and tossed them into the bag before starting to open those lockers in the dressing room that hadn’t been locked.
The noise erupted as the tal cabinet doors were opened, and Lin Li’s flashlight revealed a locker full of clothes.
Splendid and varied.
Deep V waist-cinching nurse outfits, white miniskirts and high-waisted shorts, black leather mini skirts, various bras, lace gloves, stacks of brand-new or already opened black, white, fishnet, and bodycon stockings in the corner...
Lin Li: "?"
No.
Wait a minute.
Is this correct?
Lin Li rubbed his eyes, and upon confirming he hadn’t been mistaken about the type of clothes in the wardrobe, he was stupefied.
Where the hell did this even co from; was this really a hospital?
Could this truly be a hospital-thed love, pleasure hotel?
If it were a normal hospital, how could the head of a departnt not wish to tuck their beer belly into this kind of attire?
Hard to bear, deep resentnt, despite all.
While there may be so stereotypes, no one would trust such a hospital with their health problems, right?
Or was the owner of this locker an exception?
But when Lin Li opened other unlocked lockers, he discovered it wasn’t an isolated case.
—other lockers also contained various seductive outfits.
Then another locker was opened, and a flyer fluttered out slowly.
Lin Li bent down to pick it up, reading it by flashlight.
—"Ren’ai Male Reproductive Health Hospital."
Lin Li blinked, blinked again, his brain set in motion, and when a certain realization clicked, his pupils shook with shock.
Case closed!
"You beasts! This hospital is full of beasts!" Lin Li clenched his fists, his voice laced with irrepressible fury.
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