Bai Bufan’s face was extrely gloomy. Lin Li followed his gaze and noticed that they had ordered separately, and yet he was only holding two bags of delivery.
After placing the food on the table, Bai Bufan spoke coldly:
"I wonder which bastard couldn’t afford offerings for his parents in heaven and went on to steal our delivery for it."
"Looks like today, I have to be Nuwa and go screw his mom hard."
Lin Li nodded. It seed now the task wasn’t aid at the little food thief Zhou Baowei but the stolen deliveries.
Lin Li quickly jogged to the dorm balcony and looked downstairs through the window. Unfortunately, from this balcony, he couldn’t see the usual spot where everyone picked up their deliveries.
"Is there any surveillance?" Lin Li turned back to ask.
"No," Bai Bufan shook his head. "I checked, there’s no surveillance near the iron fence."
"What’s up? What happened?" Zhou Baowei, having finished his lemon, also ca out of the toilet to air out the sll and asked.
Lin Li, who had originally been on the balcony, quickly ran back into the dorm.
Damn, it stinks.
"The delivery got stolen," Bai Bufan replied.
"Did it really get stolen? Could it be that you just couldn’t find it?" Zhou Baowei still seed to have a lot of goodwill toward the world.
"Impossible, there were only about ten deliveries there. I checked each one twice, definitely couldn’t find it," Bai Bufan shook his head firmly.
"Could it be cats or dogs..."
"It was definitely stolen by a person," Lin Li chid in to agree.
There are no stray cats or dogs on Nansang Campus, and considering the task description, it’s definitely a student’s doing.
Grades and character aren’t always linked; even at top schools like Tsinghua or Peking University, people would still steal deliveries.
"Damn, stealing delivery? How idiotic is that? Can’t even afford a al? Why wouldn’t the money their mom made from selling herself be used for them? Did it all get burnt for their real dad, or did they use it to find their wild dads?"
Zhou Baowei, as a foodie, was deeply enraged by such behavior.
Though he’d heard about such things, this was the first ti it happened nearby.
Indeed, the amount involved in stealing a delivery isn’t large, but it’s easy to break a person, especially after waiting for half a day, being starving, and going happily to pick up your food only to find it’s been stolen.
At that ti, you’d already missed the cafeteria, and ordering another delivery ans staying hungry for at least another half hour.
This is what true despair looks like.
Often, losing a twenty-yuan delivery can feel much worse than losing a fifty-yuan bill.
"I can only say it’s insanely disgusting, what a scummy thing," Bai Bufan kicked the bed fra in visible anger. "This bastard still doesn’t know he’s unleashed a real demon."
"Without surveillance and no witnesses, it’s going to be hard to catch them," Zhou Baowei shook his head after thinking for a while.
"In this case, you can only consider yourself unlucky. Even if you report it, at most it’s just filed, they won’t mobilize resources to investigate. That’s why people dare to steal," Bai Bufan said, quite dejected.
"Forget it, calm down, and order another delivery, consider the missing one my treat, just eat so of mine and Lin Li’s to fill your stomach," Zhou Baowei consoled.
Lin Li naturally didn’t mind either.
A call of ’brother’, and it’s brotherhood for life.
Besides, they’ve always been taking care of Bai Bufan, it’s both a responsibility and a duty.
"No need, just eat yours. Consider myself unlucky; bringing negative emotions onto brothers isn’t good," Bai Bufan smiled gratefully at first, but still shook his head and took out his phone as if to order new delivery.
Looks like this really hit Bai Bufan hard; the kid’s finally starting to act properly.
"No worries, I ordered a lot, definitely enough to eat! Join in, brothers, don’t be shy!" Zhou Baowei said sincerely after exchanging a look with Lin Li.
"But the one that got stolen was yours," Bai Bufan said and then, in frustration, kicked the wall hard again.
"As I said, it doesn’t mat—"
Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
Wait.
No way.
Zhou Baowei rushed to the two bags of delivery on the table with a look of horror, stepping heavily, the ground shaking beneath him.
He checked the receipts with trembling hands.
Mr. Bai.
Mr. Lin.
Damn it! Where’s Mr. Zhou’s? Where the hell is my Mr. Zhou!?
Silence.
Tears fell as I learned the truth.
"Del!i!very! thief! Fuck! You!r! Mother!" At this mont, Zhou Baowei was a king descending from the heavens, fiercely furious.
"No need, just eat yours. Consider myself unlucky; bringing negative emotions onto brothers isn’t good," was Bai Bufan’s earlier statent, which now beca significantly clearer.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Just now, I was quite empathetic toward Bai Bufan, but now, the subtext of that sentence seems... kinda different?
So Zhou Baowei turned to Bai Bufan and gave a forced smile, "Bufan, even your imaginary mom must suffer like the real mom of the delivery thief."
...
On Lin Li’s suggestion, the three of them went downstairs again to the iron fence area to double-check.
It was indeed stolen, and there indeed was no surveillance.
The nearest cara was aid beneath the dorm, nowhere near the fence area, making it easy to stay in a blind spot the entire ti.
"Damn it, the rich steal my life, the poor steal my delivery; good things never happen to , why do bad things always choose ?" Zhou Baowei ground his teeth.
Bai Bufan was also grinding his teeth, "Jealous of misfortune."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Jay Chou t Kobe, why aren’t you envious of Jay?" Lin Li said with a chuckle, frowning in thought at what he heard.
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