Bai Bufan: "Then I’m envious of Zhou Jie."
Agreed.
"There’s no way to find it." Lin Li looked around again and regretfully confird this.
The limited superpowers I have on hand had no use in this situation either.
Even if I use the exhaustion thod, going from dorm to dorm knocking on doors, even if other students cooperate, there are too many dorms, there’s not enough ti, and it’s easy to alert the thief.
"Sigh, even though it wasn’t my stuff that got stolen, it still feels frustrating. Bao Wei, you should eat what Lin Li and I have first." Bai Bufan kicked a stone and cursed quietly, patting Zhou Baowei on the shoulder to comfort him.
The grievance just now wasn’t an act.
As for saying I would eat my own food, of course, it was a joke.
"Actually, takeout isn’t expensive, I also have food in my dorm, but it still feels annoying, especially when I think about how this bastard enjoyed eating it. It makes even more annoyed." Zhou Baowei spat on the ground.
After all, there’s no surveillance.
It’s a pity Chen Tianming isn’t here, no drinks.
"I can only hope he steals again tomorrow, I beg him to keep up the theft." Lin Li clasped his hands together and looked to the sky, praying sincerely.
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei both looked at Lin Li: "What do you an?"
"Don’t you want to catch him?" Lin Li tilted his head and looked at the two.
"Of course, I do! I certainly do! Whoever dares steal Zhou Baowei’s food, he’s the first, and I wish a Mount Tai teor would fall on him." Zhou Baowei nodded, his words tinged with murderous intent.
"I’ve turned into a demon too, Lin Li, you have to understand, if I beco a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world, if I beco a demon, ten wives!
No matter that guy’s gender, I’ve decided that person will beco my first wife, and I’ll send them to study in the United Kingdom to make them love the feeling of British police!" Bai Bufan nodded, his words filled with sarcasm.
"Then let’s hope he doesn’t disappoint us, or another takeout thief cos along to bear our wrath." Lin Li nodded, "I’ll prepare the equipnt for catching the takeout thief tonight, and if he dares to steal again tomorrow, we’ll surely catch him."
Completing the task requires not just fright but also catching, Lin Li hopes he gets the ssage.
Ah Zu, don’t stop, there’s no Jackie Chan outside.
And nothing better deters others than catching a takeout thief.
The task didn’t seem to stipulate that I have to catch the one who just stole, but it would be best if we can catch him.
"Alright, we’ll catch him!" Hearing Lin Li’s plan, Bai Bufan’s eyes were filled with anticipation.
Both venting and fun.
"Let’s go, let’s go back and eat sothing for now, we’re all bros, no need to be polite." With the strategy confird, staying here any longer was pointless, Lin Li and Bai Bufan wrapped their arms around Zhou Baowei’s shoulders and headed back to the dormitory.
Three minutes later.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan stared at Zhou Baowei.
"Why don’t you still be polite, huh? Who’s your bro?" Lin Li sneered.
"I say the takeout thief should steal yours too, already ordered it for you, and let you eat it? Want to take all the good stuff? Bao Wei, go eat shit!" Bai Bufan sneered.
Being cursed at, Zhou Baowei said nothing, simply continued attacking Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s takeout.
It seed the food in front wasn’t just ordinary rice, but mixed with the takeout thief’s mother’s ashes, demanding a decisive bite.
...
After dinner, the three went to the classroom.
There weren’t even a few guys in the hallway for a change, and when entering the classroom, sure enough, everyone was playing on their phones.
The class computer was still playing music, sothing that would normally be strictly prohibited.
However, on Nansang Campus in the afternoon, after dinner, there are about ten minutes of broadcast ti, and usually one song is played each day.
"Hey! Kid! Give a power supply!" Zhang Haoyang heard the sound of the door opening behind him, turned around, and seeing it was the three of them, raised his hand to signal.
"Hello, I’m a shop assistant from Class Four Grade One, how can I help you?" Lin Li imdiately stepped up and bowed to ask the custor.
"Hi, I need a power supply I can plug into." Zhang Haoyang stroked his chin, looking Lin Li up and down with a lewd gaze.
"I’m sorry, Nansang Middle School is a legitimate school, we don’t provide such services." Lin Li regretfully shook his head, "Check back with after school."
"Hahaha damn, Lin Li, you’re still as crazy as ever, quick, quick, do you have a power bank, my phone’s about to die, ergency!" Zhang Haoyang laughed and cursed, waving his phone for help.
Looking up, Lin Li saw that every powered socket in the class was charging a power bank or simply a phone, even the socket above the blackboard wasn’t spared.
Lin Li took a power bank from his drawer and handed it to Zhang Haoyang: "Deposit two hundred, three per hour."
"My Ant Credit is a solid eight hundred, and you’re charging a two hundred deposit?" Zhang Haoyang unceremoniously took it to charge, and as soone with a reputation as the king of credit, he questioned Lin Li upon hearing this.
"Then the deposit is eight hundred."
Zhang Haoyang: "?"
This, isn’t this wrong?
"I was asking you to trust my credit!"
"Then promise it now."
"Get lost."
"All these mainstream playlists are so old-fashioned and follow the trend." Returning to his seat, Lin Li sneered at the song displayed on the projector.
"Then what do you usually listen to, Mr. Niche?" Bai Bufan laughed and asked upon hearing this.
"’The World in Ma’s Eyes,’ ’The World in Ma’s Eyes Remix Version,’ ’The World in Ma’s Eyes 0.8 Tis Speed Down-tuned Ultimate Ballad Ma Jiaqi Edition’..." Lin Li rattled off.
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up in full approval: "Can’t argue, this is indeed niche."
Generally speaking, at this sowhat immature age of Grade One, every class has those pretentious guys who like to flaunt with multidia.
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