Sotis, the people enjoying the scenery also beco part of soone else’s view.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were sitting on the lawn, munching on sunflower seeds, watching Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying playing around on the stands not far away, occasionally clicking their tongues.
"I feel like a rat sneaking around in the gutters, secretly spying on other people’s happiness," Zhou Baowei lanted.
"Then you’d be a southern rat, the northern ones are too small," Bai Bufan comnted.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Your mom."
"But, Bufan, when do you think those two will get together?" Zhou Baowei asked, then shook his head: "So people chat and end up together, while so just have their emojis stolen."
"I reckon it’ll be around the sa ti I got together with Wang Ze," Bai Bufan said with a hint of certainty.
"What do you an you and Wang Ze got together, speak Chinese, please," Zhou Baowei twitched his lips, "What you said sounds like nonsense Daji would say after pouring tea down your throat."
Bai Bufan sneered lightly, then revealed his online dating story with Wang Ze.
Zhou Baowei was shocked to the core upon hearing such a beastly act.
"So when are you two eting up in real life?"
"Soon, in the afternoon he started calling baby, we agreed to et at the cafeteria for dinner, we should be together by then, after all, we’ve been chatting for a while, and we’re quite satisfied with each other," Bai Bufan said and then took out his phone, turned on the voice changer: "Brother Wang Ze, what are you doing now?"
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"I don’t think Wang Ze is that into you, it’s been so long and he hasn’t replied yet." Zhou Baowei mocked after not getting a reply for a minute or two.
"He’ll reply soon, I observed him in the afternoon, he’s re-recording his voice ssage," Bai Bufan said confidently.
"What do you an by re-recording a voice ssage? Aren’t voice ssages supposed to be sent right after recording?" Zhou Baowei didn’t understand.
"QQ has a voice-changing function, you can listen to your ssage before sending it, and there’s also an original voice version, Wang Ze always re-records until he’s satisfied before sending,"
Bai Bufan had figured everything out because sotis he would be right by Wang Ze’s side, watching him rack his brain to reply to his ssages.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
As if on cue, Wang Ze’s voice ssage ca through.
——"I’m cheering for the class, Little Wei Bao."
A super magnetic bubbly voice, like he’s cleaning dust off the phone, very pretentious, definitely a product of careful selection.
"You’re putting on such a show, I hope I see you alive tonight, I’ll light incense for you then," Zhou Baowei already couldn’t imagine the miserable state Bai Bufan would be in tonight, then his eyes lit up, suddenly turned to pat Bai Bufan’s shoulder:
"Hey, Bufan, since you’re dood anyway, why not change your strategy, cancel the dinner, continue your online romance with Wang Ze for a year or so, with our mutual understanding, he’ll definitely love you to death.
When the ti’s right, arrange to et up outside school, but don’t show up on the day, and then disappear without a trace, four or five days later, use a family mber’s tone to tell Wang Ze that ’you’ died in a car accident on your way to see him, how does that sound?"
Zhou Baowei thought of this plot and Wang Ze’s possible reaction, rubbing his hands expectantly like a fly.
It seed like a lot of fun.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Truly deep and unfathomable, Zhou Baowei.
"Bao Wei, don’t call a beast anymore, I can’t bear such a big title," Bai Bufan surrendered, "Between Satan and King Yama, you’d make them look like Living Buddhas."
With one night of sleep, the world would collapse, and he’d end up in heaven inexplicably.
...
Thursday afternoon concluded, with several projects having already announced their final results, and judging by the current situation, Class Four had a strong chance of securing the first place among the freshn, earning good scores in many projects.
After Chen Yu Ying’s leg healed, she left the stands with Lin Li, returning to the field to cheer for the other classmates.
"Elbow! To the cafeteria!"
With the last event needing cheers over, Lin Li, being on the forefront of gossip, resolutely joined Zhou Baowei in following Bai Bufan to the cafeteria.
The three of them sat together in a corner.
Soon after, a freshly showered, particularly fluffy-haired exquisite Wang Ze also arrived at the cafeteria and headed towards their corner.
"Oh, having dinner right here, what a coincidence," Wang Ze noticed the three and imdiately ca up to greet them.
"Yeah, what a coincidence, Wang Ze, why don’t you grab a dish and join us?" Bai Bufan pointed to an empty spot at the four-person table upon hearing this.
"No, no, you guys eat, I’m here waiting for soone," Wang Ze chuckled.
"Waiting for who?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei maintained the silent stance a spectator should have, only Bai Bufan asked.
"Hehe, didn’t I ntion to you at noon, of course I’m waiting for my little gummy bear."
Wang Ze’s current smile rivaled Wang Yousheng’s in "Drawing Sword," then raised his eyebrows at the three:
"It’s perfect that you guys are here, later give so advice, if the girl’s pretty, help with so flirting tips. I can’t rely on you two, but Lin Li might be of so use. If she’s not pretty, you guys think of an excuse to get out of here."
As expected, Wang Ze couldn’t let go of external beauty, despite outward denial.
Then Wang Ze chose to sit at an empty table behind Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, waiting for his love.
And the real little gummy bear, under Lin Li and Zhou Baowei’s gaze, got up and approached behind Wang Ze.
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