The gummy bear suddenly hugged Wang Ze, took out his phone, turned on the voice changer, and played the prerecorded sound: "Brother Wang Ze, after hugging you, I’ve turned into a hard gummy bear, the kind that’s unbearably hard."
"Pfft—"
"Cough cough!!"
Hearing the sound from behind, Zhou Baowei sprayed food out of his mouth, while Lin Li started coughing wildly. Luckily, the two were sitting side by side.
Bai Bufan chose the most public thod with the most drama.
Wang Ze first turned around in surprise, then—"(;゜○゜)?"
He looked at Bai Bufan’s smile behind him, and also at his phone with the chat interface with him. He closed and opened his eyes countless tis, as if unable to believe what he was seeing.
"No—!!"
"I don’t know if Bufan can get into Tsinghua, but I think he’s really going to Beijing University." Looking back and seeing Wang Ze starting to laugh helplessly and miserably, Lin Li shook his head with emotion.
"Not only going to Beijing University but about to skip to senior year." Zhou Baowei nodded, very much in agreent.
"Bai! Bu! Fan!"
After a brief shutdown, Wang Ze imdiately understood what had happened, his laughter growing increasingly bleak and chilly.
"Brother Wang Ze—ah!!"
"Lin Li! Bao Wei! Help!"
Hearing the screams from behind, although it was quite appetizing, Zhou Baowei felt a bit uneasy, turned to Lin Li, and asked, "Should we help a bit? After all, it’s a life."
"So people are like steaks; it’s better not to be too well-done, let’s just pretend we don’t know him." Lin Li shook his head.
"Alright."
Zhou Baowei nodded; losing a roommate wasn’t unacceptable since it would an more space in the dorm.
In future, he could throw his clothes on the top bunk, quite convenient.
"By the way, Bao Wei, do you know why in our country where food is heaven, we didn’t naturally develop the steak style of eating?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"I actually know this. The cattle here are mainly yellow cattle and water buffalo, whose at isn’t suitable for steaks. These labor-focused plow cattle work long hours, so their at is tough. Steak is not as good as tender fillets, unlike the at cattle abroad which are bred specifically for eating."
When it cos to food, Zhou Baowei is quite knowledgeable, providing so education to Lin Li.
"I understand what you an. So here’s the question... Bao Wei, who do you think plowed and tilled the land abroad in the past?" Lin Li pondered deeply.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Your mom.
Which one could it be?
It’s hard to guess, feels like it might be that one.
"Damn! Lin Li, you sneak attacked my good deeds, you beast!!" Zhou Baowei laughed and cursed.
"Help ... Help ... Saving will restore your good deeds... Bao Wei..."
Zhou Baowei ignored him.
"Bufan," Lin Li, hearing this, turned back to Bai Bufan, who was lying on the ground, and suggested: "Hormones secreted during kissing can relieve pain, so if you’re getting beaten, you might want to ask for a kiss to stop the pain."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Is this appropriate?
Bai Bufan glanced back at Wang Ze.
The hard gummy bear decided to beco a dead gummy bear instead.
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...
"I’ll never believe in love again." On the way to the classroom with three people and a corpse, Wang Ze said despairingly, "I can’t believe my innocence was given to Bai Bufan, damn."
"Well, thank you, big brother Wang Ze, love you, muah muah." The corpse behind thanked him.
"Scram!" Wang Ze turned around, glaring at Bai Bufan fiercely: "I really want to give you an enema with non-Newtonian fluid right now, so you can’t get it out if you force it, but when you’re just walking normally, it’ll flow out when you relax your butt."
"When you go to Hell, you’ll be on the sa level as Bao Wei." The picture was a bit difficult to envision. Bai Bufan covered his butt and frowned.
"Wretched beast, let have all the resources when we ga at night!" Wang Ze wasn’t truly angry; they were all brothers anyway.
"Alright, alright."
"My happiness is gone forever!" Only feeling sorry for his broken dreams, Wang Ze was sowhat gloomy.
"Young man, don’t be blinded by lust. Is a girlfriend that important?" Lin Li teased with a smile.
"No, I only want sothing light." Wang Ze imdiately shook his head firmly, "I’m not Jackie Chan, I don’t have drums, can’t conquer Bo Gang."
Lin Li: "..."
"Damn, I’m asking if it’s important, not if you want sothing heavy or not." Lin Li raised his middle finger.
"OK! Next ti, I’ll pretend to be sothing light." Bai Bufan quipped.
"There’s a next ti!?" Wang Ze went over and delivered a Leo Flying Kick to the revived Bai Bufan, turning him back into a corpse.
They arrived at the classroom.
The situation in the classroom was similar to yesterday, so as evening self-study approached, the guys started gaming just like yesterday.
In the midst of intense battle, soone tapped Bai Bufan on the shoulder.
"Who is it, wait a mont, I’m gaming here." Bai Bufan’s fingers clattered away, not even raising his head.
The person kept tapping.
"Who the hell is it, I said wait a mont!" Bai Bufan was speechless.
"Leo Xue Jian."
Lin Li sighed beside him, it seed Bai Bufan couldn’t stop tripping in the sa place twice, it looked like he could never beco a Saint Seiya in this lifeti.
Bai Bufan’s fingers, dancing like wild bees, suddenly froze, he chanically raised his head, and after facing Xue Jian’s serious face, he stood up, lips twitched for a long ti, unable to hold back asking: "Teacher, I apologize for my rashness, but I’m really curious, did you do it on purpose this ti?"
Clearly, he could have spoken the first ti he patted, even a cough would have worked?
Xue Jian didn’t answer Bai Bufan’s question, instead, he looked at Lin Li: "That intense and dashing combo from our class, besides you two, who else is there?"
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