"Wu Wei Pact, not even dogs would play it!"
"Senior Go’s technique is really sly."
"The Three Kingdoms’ wild history should be a pure land, it shouldn’t be mixed with personal stuff, Bai Bufan! Unsubscribe! TD!"
Although the midterms were just a few days away and evening self-study was about to begin, the boys, as usual, huddled at the back, leaning against the lockers, chatting away.
Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li coming in and pointed to Lin Li’s drawer, saying:
"Lin Li, I’ve put your ID card in your drawer. I couldn’t make it past eight; I went back around six. There’s still so money left on the card, about sixty or seventy, don’t waste it."
The overnight hours at that internet cafe were from midnight to eight o’clock.
"OK."
Lin Li nodded, returned to his seat, put down his things, and ca over to join them.
"Bufan, so how was it, did you beat ’Sekiro’?" Lin Li asked candidly as soon as he approached.
"I beat it." Bai Bufan replied with a dismissive smile.
"Really? Could you even manage to beat ’Sekiro’ in one night?" Lin Li was skeptical, as the result didn’t align with his expectations.
"People lack awareness of things beyond their capabilities," Bai Bufan smiled at Lin Li, then said, "I successfully figured it out; I realized I couldn’t beat it."
Lin Li: "..."
"You damn well think figuring it out counts as beating it?"
"Isn’t that the sa? It’s all passing." Bai Bufan found no problem with his reasoning.
"Can’t even clear ’Sekiro’, useless thing. By the way, Lin Li," after mocking Bai Bufan, Wang Ze curiously asked, "Bufan said you went to driving school over the weekend. You’ve already started your driving lessons?"
"Yeah, I’m aiming to get my license this year." Lin Li nodded.
"Can you give a ride then?"
"I wouldn’t drive a spirit car, I find it ominous." Lin Li shook his head.
Wang Ze: "?"
"You damn!"
"Maybe, maybe, we’ll see. Even if I get the license, I’d have to sneak my mom’s car." Lin Li said with a laugh.
"That’s great. I feel like driving is really cool. My lifelong dream is to drive a Maybach on a high bridge during a heavy rain with the pedal to the tal and the car stereo volu cranked up." Wang Ze sighed.
"You don’t think driving is cool; you just think a Maybach is cool. If you drive an old man’s electric scooter in a rainstorm on a high bridge with the pedal to the tal and the car stereo volu cranked up, you’d sober up." Lin Li scoffed.
"Dragon Race" is really the best ad for a Maybach among ordinary young folks.
Wang Ze: "..."
It truly is.
"Hey, you guys say..." Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan suddenly had a thought and slowly said:
"If Chu Tianjiao hadn’t driven a Maybach that night, nor an old man’s electric scooter, but instead a Da Yun Hundred-ton King carrying steel coils, would that night still have been an unforgettable sad mory for Chu Zihang?"
The boys at the back widened their eyes and fell into silence.
"..."
"..."
Lin Li’s voice suddenly erged:
"The torrential rain pounded on the windows of the Hundred-ton King, the wipers flailed wildly but couldn’t clear the fog,
Outside the window, countless pairs of golden eyes lit up in the dark, but Chu Tianjiao held the steering wheel in one hand and a Furongwang cigarette in the other.
When the Eight-legged Celestial Horse appeared, Chu Tianjiao pressed the spent Furongwang into the lid of a Dongpeng Special Drink, and shouted to Chu Zihang in the rearview mirror ’Buckle up.’
The roar of the twelve-cylinder diesel engine drowned out the thunder, and as the sixteen tires crushed the asphalt, the realm of the gods began to tremble.
Chu Tianjiao activated the Ti Zero language spirit, the Hundred-ton King’s reinforced manganese steel bumper faced Gunnar head-on..."
"Damn!! Stop reading, for God’s sake!"
Even before Lin Li’s dramatic narration finished, the boys couldn’t hold it together any longer.
The handso image in their minds was thoroughly ruined now.
Rember, even without any language spirit support, the impact force of the Hundred-ton King is equivalent to Odin having to bear 22 Golden Cudgels.
And Ti Zero: The releaser can create a domain centered on themselves where the flow of ti slows down, but they can still act at a normal speed, appearing to move several tis or even dozens of tis faster to others.
Chu Tianjiao belongs to the dozens of tis faster category.
——It’s over for Odin.
"Chu Tianjiao first realized the coming party had ill intentions, later realizing he was the one with ill intentions." Wang Zerui comnted:
"Chu Tianjiao drew the Muramasa, pushed open the car door, stepped into the rain, and coldly said, ’Run! Don’t look back!’ Chu Zihang, hearing this, prepared to run tearfully, but when Chu Tianjiao heard the footsteps and turned back, he looked at his foolish son in confusion—’Chu Zihang, where the hell are you running to, I told Odin to run.’"
"Honestly, if soone can drive a Maybach on a high bridge, it shows they are impressive, but if soone can drive a Hundred-ton King on a high bridge, it shows they are really influential!" Zhou Baowei also laughed, giving a thumbs up.
"So you’re suggesting that Chu Tianjiao drives a Hundred-ton King to school to pick up Chu Zihang after school on a rainy day? Is that sothing a human could do? One slip, and half of Shilan Middle School would be wiped out, wouldn’t it?"
Sitting in his seat, Qin Zeyu couldn’t help but turn around to check upon hearing such discussions.
"After crashing Odin and getting off the highway, Chu Tianjiao posted a video on TikTok, ’We’re all living earnestly~’"
Thinking of this scene again, Wang Ze burst out laughing.
"No, no, no, the complete sequence should be ’I thought it was a speed bump,’ ’You go tell Kassel Academy,’ ’Odin rushed out from the green belt himself,’ ’It’s hard for everyone to make a living,’ and then — we’re all living earnestly~"
Lin Li corrected Wang Ze.
"If it were really written like that, from then on, Hui Liyi would no longer be the flattest character in ’Dragon Race’, wouldn’t that be great." Bai Bufan sighed softly.
The cheerful laughter instantly turned silent.
Everyone at the back suddenly twisted their heads, staring at Bai Bufan, even keeping the expression they had just laughing, only now it no longer carried amusent.
Bai Bufan blinked and swallowed hard.
He didn’t know if Odin should be hit by the Hundred-ton King, but it looked like he was about to be hit.
"Guys, childish words an no harm, considering I’m still a kid..."
When Xue Jian walked into the classroom, he saw Lin Li and a few others about to beat up Bai Bufan like a kid’s mishap.
"Alright, alright! Stop fooling around! Don’t you know evening self-study has already started, go back to your seats."
After watching for a while and realizing Bai Bufan wasn’t going to die, Xue Jian clapped his hands and scolded.
"Continue after class."
Leaving this death warrant behind, the boys each returned to their respective seats.
"The exams are right around the corner," sitting on the podium desk, Xue Jian still had to put on the class teacher’s deanor, so he chided:
"Improve by one point, defeat a thousand. You need to know that just by writing at your desk for half an hour more at night, you can surpass hundreds in the province."
Hearing this, Lin Li was stunned for a mont, looked at Bai Bufan, and whispered:
"Damn, are we Yagami Light? Even the Death Note isn’t that efficient, right?"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
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