The ti was approaching for the exam to start, and the proctors in the exam hall ca over one after another carrying sealed bags.
It truly lives up to the reputation of the mid-term exams, even the exam papers have sealed bags.
"Teacher Yan, what a coincidence, you’re proctoring my exam again." Lin Li, having just pinched his butt, walked up and greeted horoom teacher Wang Ziyan heading towards Class Five.
"Yes indeed."
Wang Ziyan sighed; a beautiful morning was off to a less-than-beautiful start.
"Teacher, would you like so chewing gum? Don’t worry, it’s dostic. Of course, if you prefer imported, I happen to have a piece too." Lin Li, chewing gum still in his mouth, asked in the spirit of sharing.
Wang Ziyan: "..."
mories of the past began to attack him.
"Lin Li."
"Yes?"
"Get lost." Wang Ziyan smiled.
It’s customary to greet each other at school, and since Wang Ziyan is young, they both beca fairly familiar over ti, so Wang Ziyan wasn’t rude to Lin Li.
"Teacher, that’s not very professional of you."
"Then vanish from my sight with the least friction possible."
"That’s more like a teacher." Although Wang Ziyan wasn’t a physics teacher, Lin Li still gave him a thumbs up.
"Sigh, no wonder my right eye keeps twitching today." Wang Ziyan sighed helplessly.
"Teacher, a twitch in the left eyelid ans you’re about to get rich, that’s ancient wisdom. But a twitch in the right eyelid ans the eye muscles and nerves are randomly twitching, it’s normal, trust in science." Lin Li explained knowledgeably.
Although science and theology are often at odds, many tis things can’t be simply categorized; they should be viewed dialectically because sotis they’re complentary.
——The most famous example, science created airplanes and skyscrapers, but it was theology that combined the two.
"Alright, alright, no eating during the exam, spit it out and go take your test," Wang Ziyan shook his head and said with evident helplessness, "You’re not planning anything funny this ti, are you?"
"Don’t worry, teacher, I’m just taking these into the exam room: a clipboard, three pens, a watch, a small slip of paper, a bubble sheet pen, and an eraser. What mischief can that cause?"
Lin Li spat out his gum, took out the items he needed for the exam from his bag, and said to Wang Ziyan.
"Did sothing strange sneak in just now? Why bring a small slip of paper to the exam!"
Wang Ziyan, catching the keyword, widened his eyes and grabbed the neatly folded small slip of paper from Lin Li’s palm, violating Lin Li’s privacy. He opened it to take a look.
After reading it, Wang Ziyan was stunned and looked puzzled: "What on earth is this?"
"Teacher, you haven’t confiscated a love letter before, have you? Can’t you tell? It’s a love letter." Lin Li took back the small slip of paper and teased, "Poor teacher, no one wants you, tsk."
Wang Ziyan: "?"
"No!"
"How in the... t... how on earth does this look like a love letter! And who says I, the teacher, , , ... Lin Li! If you show any sign of cheating, you’re dood!" Wang Ziyan retracted the two words.
Exam hall for Class Four.
Wang Ziyan’s voice was loud, and since he shouted it in the hallway, Chen Yu Ying, whose seat was by the corridor window, heard it clearly.
Supporting her face with one hand, holding a pen between two alabaster fingers and swinging it back and forth, waiting for the exam papers, she smiled to herself after hearing those words.
Lin Li is really dumb.
Who told him that’s a love letter, there’s no love letter like that.
Teacher Wang is also dumb.
Can’t even tell it’s a love letter, must have never confiscated one before.
...
After dinner.
Lin Li carried his desk, walking sideways like a crab, snuck in through the back door, cheerfully and aimlessly clamoring out loud:
"Today was on fire! Such easy exams, can I have three more sets?"
Maybe it was because sitting in the first row limited his view, maybe it’s because no one was cheating in the exam hall, anyway, this ti the system didn’t trigger a task during the exam like last ti.
Lin Li only needed to focus on taking his test.
Among today’s three exams, aside from Chinese which was more taphysical, Lin Li found the other two subjects quite relaxed.
Moreover, for the Chinese essay, among the many sample essays Lin Li had morized, a few matched, so he cobbled sothing together, which should result in a reasonably good score.
"What’s wrong, Bufan, why the long face?"
Placing back his desk that bulged with many extra textbooks, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and asked.
"Despair." Bai Bufan sighed at the exam paper in his hand.
"What happened?"
"Weren’t you just arguing with the class monitor in the hallway about the last biology question?" Bai Bufan looked up at Lin Li and said.
"We chose A, not C. We reached a consensus, the class monitor has already succumbed under my persuasion and admitted she was wrong, ha ha ha." Lin Li snapped his fingers proudly.
This is the clarion call of victory!
The balance has tilted in my favor, win!
"As expected..." Bai Bufan leaned back, covering his face with the exam paper.
"Choosing C isn’t entirely your fault, the question is tricky. When the CO₂ concentration in the container remains constant, it’s when the respiration rate of the entire plant equals the photosynthesis rate, not just sophyll cells. Non-photosynthetic cells are still respiring, it’s just ssing with the difference in respiration rates." Lin Li explained.
Bai Bufan: "But I chose D."
"Then you’re just plain dumb." Lin Li said without hesitation.
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