Bai Bufan: "..."
Such a violent and rapid attack thod, it’s like it didn’t go through the brain’s thinking, completely derived from the battle instinct.
"Damn, so do you understand my despair now! Hearing you two arguing whether it’s A or C, I looked at the D on my test paper and my heart just broke!" Bai Bufan said helplessly and desperately:
"What could be more desperate than this?"
"There is, brother, there is." Lin Li nodded:
"I read online about a graduate student guy whose project’s research topic is smart toilets. To let the computer recognize poop, he needs to ticulously cut out the poop part from two thousand toilet photos to feed the computer for training the smart model."
Bai Bufan: "..."
With his head down, Bai Bufan pressed his forehead with the back of his hand, and finally couldn’t help but burst into laughter: "Thank you, miracle doctor, suddenly life seems so beautiful."
How can there be such a desperate way to die in the world?
"Puss Puss! Puss Puss—sothing’s happening! Lin Li, Bufan, co quickly!" Before Lin Li could continue speaking, Zhou Baowei suddenly called out to them from the door, waving.
"What is it?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked out of the classroom.
"Look downstairs, who’s that!" Zhou Baowei leaned against the railing (it didn’t collapse, very good quality, kudos to Nansang Middle School), pointing outside the teaching building.
The two leaned over and saw Wang Ze.
Most importantly, there was a girl they didn’t know walking beside Wang Ze.
To be precise, it’s not that they didn’t know her, just that they hadn’t seen her in person. Lin Li had seen her photo; she’s the senior sister who was asked to look over the batch.
"Turns out, there wasn’t much Photoshop involved, not bad." After observing for a while with hands ford into binoculars, Bai Bufan shook his head and clicked his tongue.
Lin Li nodded, this senior sister is probably ten percent of a Chen Yu Ying.
That’s already a very high praise.
And Wang Ze is probably one percent of himself—that’s also high praise.
So for him, it’s a win.
"As a brother, it’s ti to lend Wang Ze a hand." Bai Bufan said with a determined look.
"What are you going to do?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at him.
Bai Bufan first looked at Lin Li, just about to speak when he was t with a death stare, rethought it, and turned to the scapegoat Zhou Baowei, seriously and solemnly asking: "Baowei, can you jump off a building and die right now?"
"? Is that even human speech?" Zhou Baowei’s mouth twitched.
"According to the suspension bridge effect, in dangerous situations, people of the opposite sex easily develop affection for each other. As long as you fall, it will definitely trigger an earthquake, I dare say, the next second they will hug each other—rest assured, when Wang Ze and the senior sister get married, if your photo isn’t set up, no one will dare to eat." Bai Bufan analyzed the logic of his suggestion confidently.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
And then he was almost thrown down by Zhou Baowei.
The teaching buildings for first years and second years are separate, but there is an overhead corridor connecting the second and fourth floors, yet Wang Ze and Qian Ying still decided to part on the ground floor, very soon, Wang Ze appeared at the second floor’s stairway entrance.
As he walked up, he noticed the teasing gaze of Lin Li and the others.
Bai Bufan: "Brother, you’re blissful again/."
Zhou Baowei: "Treat sister-in-law well/."
Lin Li: "Bring billiards out to play with sister-in-law when you have ti/."
Wang Ze: "..."
Where did these three street-smart elentary students co from?
In fact, he had noticed these three bastards upstairs when he was downstairs, but he really didn’t dare to acknowledge them.
Wang Ze can guarantee that as long as he makes eye contact with them, he doesn’t know the process, but the result is dood.
"Get lost, get lost, get lost." Wang Ze waved his hands repeatedly, trying to hide his slight embarrassnt.
"Weren’t you saying you wouldn’t start a topic, how co you chatted and laughed all the way?" Lin Li teased.
"It ca naturally..." Wang Ze also leaned against the railing, looking at the first floor, with a chuckle: "Talk a lot and it’s not particularly awkward anymore, even though I have low emotional intelligence, but she has a good character, and knows I have low emotional intelligence, so I’m not so hesitant with my words..."
"So is it almost happening?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Originally, it was her pursuing , I don’t hate her..." Wang Ze didn’t answer directly, then seed a bit vexed: "But it’s quite a pity..."
"Pity about what?! Tell us your troubles to cheer us up." Lin Li got excited.
Wang Ze: "..."
"Lin Li, you eat if you’re human."
"Little glutton, I’ll let you eat tonight, for now just keep talking, hurry up." Lin Li prompted.
"Sigh, Senior Sister Qian isn’t from our province, she’s from Jiang Su, her family works here, she said that in her family very few marry out, if it really happens in the future, what do we do?" Wang Ze sighed, looking lancholic.
"Cough—poof, cough, cough!"
All three of them suddenly started coughing violently, patting their chests.
Behind them ca the sound of a window rolling open, Zhang Haoyang asked with suspicion: "Why did you all suddenly start coughing? Is the zombie apocalypse starting, is the virus spreading?
Baowei, Lin Li, you two absolutely cannot turn into zombies, that would be too terrifying..."
Hearing this, Bai Bufan, while coughing, turned around with a bit of expectation and looked at Zhang Haoyang.
Seeing him not speak afterwards, Bai Bufan gently asked: "Haoyang, did you forget to ntion anyone?"
"No, I didn’t." Zhang Haoyang seed puzzled.
"What a little dummy, let remind you, the virus is about to break out, and I’m also coughing, you know~" Bai Bufan said in a teacher-like tone, pointing at himself, and then voluntarily coughed twice.
"I know, go ahead and change, your kind of zombie is just a small fry to be fard." Zhang Haoyang sneered, shrugged indifferently.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You bastard!"
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