"The reason is simple. When many nations possess nuclear weapons, it creates a stance of nuclear deterrence. We're not afraid of others having nukes; we're only afraid of not having our own!"
"So, we n just need to have our own nuclear deterrence. I know what you guys want to say: it's hard to falsely accuse a little fairy, but have you forgotten? We n have moms!"
"As long as at key points like engagents and weddings, we let the man's mother and the woman's father spend so ti alone, then if the woman chooses to launch nuclear weapons, we n can imdiately retaliate by having the man's mother file a lawsuit against the woman's father!"
"Once this plan is openly set forth, it becos an unsolvable sche, bringing the genders back to equilibrium. What do you all think?"
"..."
"..."
Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?!"
After a brief silence, the few people finally reacted:
Tang Feng: "f*ck!! Genius!"
Shao Hengkai: "What?! This might actually work!"
Lu ng: "Aweso, truly worthy of ng Lei's... ngji's Tear, bro, this move is superb!"
Everyone expressed admiration, and the atmosphere heated up again.
"What a shitty strategy."
But Wang Baiyu's voice poured cold water over them at this mont.
As Lin Li looked over at him, Wang Baiyu calmly looked back and shook his head:
"For the woman, it's like Miss Ren's electrical toy malfunctioning—Yingying numb with delight.
Not only can she falsely accuse successfully and swipe the man's money, but she can also send her hated biological father away. She'd be overjoyed; this nuclear deterrence, in my view, simply doesn't hold."
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
Wait, no!
"Tear Bag, you're being too narrow-minded. If soone can do sothing like false accusation, why would they care about a biological father."
After a mont of silence, Lin Li self-criticized and felt guilty: "Bro, you're right, it's my fault, this move of mine is still too rubbish..."
Lin Li knew that sitting beside Wang Baiyu could teach him new things.
"To think this far at your age, is already impressive. Initially, even I found it enlightening.
Tear Bag, this isn't your issue; it's just that they are too powerful, unnamable, unrecitable, and simply not opponents we can resist now."
Wang Baiyu patted Lin Li's shoulder, reassuringly.
"Before mother becos fair talk, before grass/grass/mother/daughter turns into flower/flower/son, we have no chance."
Zeng Ziang, Shao Hengkai, and others were silenced by Wang Baiyu's decisive argunt.
What a desperate situation!
"Don't be like this, let share so heartfelt words with you guys," Wang Baiyu noticed the silence and smiled, pointing out a path: "I still think, why must n look for won?"
"Isn't it possible for everyone to look for n?"
Lin Li: "?"
No! Master? Are you into acting in Sichuan opera now?
F*ck, do all you Wang folks have so sayings?
But Lin Li quickly realized he misunderstood, as Wang Baiyu continued:
"If everyone finds n to live with, two houses, two cars, plus the dowry money saved, that amounts to millions, right? Spend this money together when needed to hire technicians, you'll never run out, will you?"
"..."
Lin Li widened his eyes, voraciously absorbing nutrients from Wang Baiyu.
Bring it all in, shove all your abstraction in, I want, I want more...
The others hadn't recovered from the previous silence before being wrapped again by Wang Baiyu's shocking proposal, and it was Zeng Ziang who finally spoke:
"Bro, if n all seek n, what happens to normal won?"
Wang Baiyu was about to speak, but heard soone else voice the thought first—
Lin Li: "Beco technicians."
Zeng Ziang: "?"
Wang Baiyu: "!"
Wang Baiyu was stunned for a mont, pleasantly looked at Lin Li: "Tear Bag?"
"Brother Wang?"
After calling each other's na, upon realizing their wavelengths completely aligned, the two were overjoyed, giving each other a big hug.
Zeng Ziang: "..."
Damn it.
How did these two connect?
Beco technicians...
Well, seed it's a closed-loop idea, but speaking of which, Xiling seems to indeed be short of skilled technicians now, maybe it's not entirely...
Damn!
What am I thinking! Why am I agreeing with this kind of idea!
"Tear Bag, seems like you agree too, how about we live together later! After all these years of working like a grandson, I have a house, a car, and savings! As long as it's not pricey, I can help pay for hiring technicians!"
After the hug, Wang Baiyu couldn't help but say to Lin Li.
Wang Baiyu had been a premium mber of this matchmaking agency for eight months.
Initially, he thought it was just a few thousand squandered under his family's pressure, but unexpectedly, during today's eighth event, he finally felt what it ans to be heart-struck.
He wants to be with "ngji's Tear Bag!"
This is soul resonance, maybe they could beco soul mates!
Wang Baiyu wants to write this in his future diary—
"04.24, went to Tokyo Sky Tree with 'ngji's Tear Bag,' the world's gentlest technician on the top of Sky Tree."
"04.25, went to iji Shrine with 'ngji's Tear Bag,' soone being a technician there."
"04.26, went to Disney with 'ngji's Tear Bag,' Disney has no technicians, very scary, but with 'ngji's Tear Bag,' it's not scary."
"'ngji's Tear Bag' is the best."
Just imagining this scene, Wang Baiyu feels a sense of soul-level comfort!
"Tear Bag, can we!"
"Bro, the way you put it, of course—not gonna happen! I have a super cute girlfriend! Want to see her photo! She's beautiful, adorable!"
Lin Li grabbed Wang Baiyu's hand, nodded excitedly and loudly refused.
Wang Baiyu: "☉V☉"-"☉_☉"-"☉^☉"
"Tear Bag, you're really just all show, what I hate most is people like you."
Lin Li chuckled.
After such painless and itchless rebuke at Lin Li, Wang Baiyu... grew sorrowful.
He feels he will never love again.
For twenty-nine years, it took him so long to feel heart-struck for soone, but it turns out the person is already taken... this hit is too hard.
Sigh.
If he were ten years younger and t "ngji's Tear Bag" earlier than his current girlfriend, would things have been different?
Could he have romped along dust, joyously lived life, galloping freely, sharing the splash of bodies?
I was born when you were not, you were born when I was already old; I resent you were born late, you resent I was born early.
Tear Bag, Tear bag, my Tear Bag...
"..."
Regret is a checkpoint in life's ga that cannot be loaded.
At this mont, it's Wang Baiyu's most regrettable day in twenty-nine years.
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