Lin Li raised his eyebrows, sowhat surprised.
He didn't expect the story he made up to accidentally hit on soone else's truth.
In this case, if he continued making it up, it might be full of loopholes.
If he had known, he would have chosen a more obscure major, like cryogenic engineering.
But no worries, Lin Li had his own way.
"Already working..." Lin Li nodded.
"Which firm is it? Maybe I can put in a good word for you, though it might not be much help, it should make things a bit easier for you."
Zeng Ziang said enthusiastically, with a sowhat senior air.
Lin Li: "Hogwarts."
"Oh, oh, Hog—wai?! Warts?!" The enthusiastic Zeng Ziang awkwardly repeated the firm's na, his smile frozen on his face.
(;☉_☉)?
What the heck is that?
"Bro, the law I study and the law you study are different. I'm not a lawyer; I'm a wizard. What I studied was casting fireballs." Lin Li smiled warmly.
Zeng Ziang remained expressionless: "Then conjure one for now."
"Holy shit!"
The man's introduction was interrupted by this voice, and everyone looked curiously at Zeng Ziang.
"It's nothing, nothing, sorry, please continue." Zeng Ziang apologetically waved it off.
Once the attention shifted away, Zeng Ziang looked at Lin Li in shock: "Tear Bag, are you really a wizard?"
Zeng Ziang had indeed just seen fire appear in Lin Li's hand.
No way, is Lin Li really a wizard?!
"Tear Bag, is your firm hiring? Can you put in a word for ? I suddenly feel that a master's in law is too worthless. I want to advance further and beco a PhD in law!"
Zeng Ziang said earnestly, putting on a full junior posture.
He really wanted to improve.
Moreover, Zeng Ziang genuinely regretted stopping at a master's degree and not becoming a PhD.
After entering society, he found out that the PhD title is indeed very useful.
If a PhD goes rogue and calls themselves a "mad doctor," that na sounds formidable, capable of world destruction.
But if one only has a master's degree and goes rogue, calling themselves a "mad master," it sounds like they're spewing crazy gibberish after going mad from a thesis they couldn't finish.
PhD is really useful, huh?
Having not cherished previous opportunities, now that the broad road of law has appeared again, this ti, Zeng Ziang doesn't want to miss it!
So, to convince Tear Bag, Zeng Ziang took off his jacket and pulled his shirt over one shoulder:
"Tear Bag, I'm not joking, do you see this scar on my left arm? Since I was a child, I suspected it was left by Voldemort trying to kill . Now it seems true! I have talent!"
Lin Li: "..."
What a coincidence, I have this scar too.
It's a vaccine scar!
The fla just now was naturally a magic trick Lin Li mastered today.
So now Lin Li needed to cover up for his showing off just now, and he laughed:
"Bro, it's not a real fireball, it's a magic trick, flash paper, you must have heard of it, right? I just happened to have a sheet in my pocket and used it."
"The Hogwarts thing was a joke. When I said I studied law, it was just a more dignified way of saying it. In fact, I'm from a vocational school, majoring in modern magic design and performance. But it doesn't sound good, so I say I studied law."
Zeng Ziang: "Huh?"
After fully digesting these two sentences, Zeng Ziang hesitated, holding back words that eventually spilled out:
"Tear Bag, you just asked how to introduce yourself? You can turn a vocational major into law study! You're even better at this than ..."
Lin Li rely chuckled lightly.
That way, his problem of saying he was a law student but not a real one was solved.
He's truly a genius.
"Bro, I didn't know you were a master's in law?" Lin Li quickly shifted the topic back to Zeng Ziang.
"Yeah."
"I have so legal issues that have troubled for a long ti, can I consult you?"
"Go ahead." Zeng Ziang nodded.
Lin Li: "Currently, the age of consent is 14, but you have to be 18 to play gas. Does this an, after weekend school, kids can't play gas but can go on dates?"
Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lin Li: "Zhang San is assaulting a girl. I asked him if I could join, and he said yes. Then I assaulted Zhang San, but he reported it to the police. Did I break the law?"
Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lin Li: "If I beco a boss in the future, and employees work 12 hours when the law says 8 hours, can I confiscate their illegal earnings?"
"Stop, stop, stop." Zeng Ziang made a pause gesture, both his mouth and eyes twitching simultaneously.
His brain trembled.
Zeng Ziang took a deep breath, smiled, and said, "Lin Li, truth be told, I'm also from a vocational school; I studied modern magic design and performance too, don't ask , I don't understand either."
Lin Li: "Then can you conjure a fireball for ?"
"..."
Zeng Ziang thought for a mont, maybe it's best not to hang out with Lin Li anymore.
Thank you, unknown pure lady, it must have been tough for you during this ti.
As the segnt ended with their legal discussions, the guy in front had already finished his introduction, and it was their turn.
"Hello everyone, my na is Zhang Chen, I'm 24 this year, part of the plant departnt boys..."
Just cleaned a 300-square-ter house-cleaning guy, because he was closest to the last guy who introduced himself, he stood up first for his introduction.
Having not taken any tips from Zeng Ziang, his introduction was quite conventional.
But Lin Li was instantly caught by this term and was a bit incredulous at his interpretation.
This has to be overtly explicit.
So after the introduction, when Zeng Ziang stood up to continue, Lin Li leaned over curiously and whispered to the other guy:
"Hey man, what do you an by plant departnt boys?"
"Plant departnt boys? I guess... they're like plants, simple and straightforward, optimistic and sunny, full of courage and hope, free yet romantic, independent and full of love..."
Honestly, it was a bit awkward to complint oneself in such detail in front of guys. Zhang Chen could barely continue as his voice grew quieter from embarrassnt:
"It's basically a term I saw on Little Red Book. I thought it suited well and decided to use it..."
"Oh—" Lin Li suddenly realized and relaxed:
"So that's what a plant departnt boy is. I was thinking, how could it be what I thought... That makes feel better, I thought you were being that straightforward."
Seeing Lin Li say this, not just Zhang Chen, but Zeng Ziang and the others were curious and turned their eyes towards Lin Li.
"Tear Bag, so what do you think a plant departnt boy is?" Zeng Ziang asked on behalf of everyone.
Lin Li, rarely shy, scratched his head:
"Stems and leaves are plentiful, and given enough water, even grass can bloom."
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