Plants, stems and leaves, grasses and flowers.
Any normal person would make these associations, right?
Who would hear "botanical departnt boys" and imdiately think of sothing simple, direct, optimistic, or sunny?
Is that still a normal person?
Besides, when introducing oneself at a dating event, saying one is capable and can bring happiness to a woman is definitely more attractive than such vague and pretentious descriptions.
So, Lin Li feels it's understandable to misunderstand Zhang Chen's statent; it's just human nature.
There's only one truth: not being normal isn't about oneself!
At this mont, everyone present, including Zeng Ziang who was introducing himself, was stunned.
(;゜○゜)?
Is, is that really the case?
"No... huh? Damn... I'll never use that term again..."
The first to speak was Zhang Chen, whose Adam's apple moved up and down; he felt a bit unwell.
It's like listening to one's own eulogy.
This explanation sounds too overwhelming.
It's as if he had been consistently applying a skincare serum for a year, only to discover now that the word "serum" was a sticker Lin Li secretly put on, and there were no words underneath.
That's how shocking it is.
"Mr. Zeng, have you finished your introduction?"
But they weren't the only ones in the event room; Fu Miao probed for confirmation when Zeng Ziang stopped midway through his introduction.
"Huh? Ah... yes." Zeng Ziang opened his mouth but eventually nodded and sat down.
He certainly hadn't finished the introduction, but his mind was filled with thoughts of botanical departnt boys and stems and leaves, forgetting where he had been and the follow-up to his speech.
"We'll now invite the next gentleman to introduce himself."
Shao Hengkai beside Zeng Ziang just prepared to stand up, yet found soone had already taken the lead—
"Hello everyone, my na is Bai Bufan. I'm twenty-three years old and also a botanical departnt boy, but not the sa plant as Zhang Chen. Thank you all."
Lin Li's introduction was short and impactful, not even ntioning any requirents for a partner, and ended before anyone could react, sitting down again.
Zhang Chen, Zeng Ziang, Shao Hengkai: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lu ng, Tang Feng, Wang Baiyu: Who is Bai Bufan?
But there was no ti to deal with why Tear Bag identified as Bai Bufan, probably hiding one's identity, in the mont of collective astonishnt, Wang Baiyu swiftly stood up:
"Hello everyone, my na is Wang Baiyu, I'm sowhat older, twenty-eight, also a botanical departnt boy, not the sa plant as Zhang Chen, but similar to Tear... Bai Bufan's plant. Thank you all."
Upon sitting down, Wang Baiyu felt Lin Li's gaze of surprise and admiration, smilingly gave Lin Li a high five, where silence was more aningful than words.
——Brother Wang, you understand !
——Tear Bag, I understand you!
"N-next one?"
"Greetings, my na is Shao Hengkai, constant for foundation, victory at Kai, currently twenty-five, have a car and a house..."
Shao Hengkai standing up next, his self-introduction was much more personified.
But that's expected; Lin Li and Wang Baiyu were here just for fun, not even claiming to have AIDS showed so respect for the event.
Shao Hengkai was genuinely there for dating, so his attitude towards self-introduction was more sincere.
But not completely so—
"...In addition, I'm also kind of a botanical departnt boy, similar to their kind, different from Zhang Chen's."
As Shao Hengkai finished his carefully crafted introduction, before sitting, he added a last sentence with a smile.
Lu ng and Tang Feng were taken aback but then chuckled, noticing Shao Hengkai's gaze, they hesitated but nodded.
Thus.
"Finally, I'm also a botanical departnt boy..."
" too..."
Fu Miao: "(;☉_☉)?"
What? How does this involve ? Is this still a dating networking event?
Why does it feel like we're in a tropical rainforest?
Why did a bunch of plants suddenly appear out of nowhere?
Fu Miao was utterly confused.
Previous networking events never had such occurrences; why does today's feel particularly unsmooth, where exactly went wrong?
Fu Miao wasn't the only one with complex thoughts.
Zhang Chen also was.
Zhang Chen was truly stunned.
Oh damn! You botanical departnt boys just be botanical departnt boys! He's not pursuing copyright issues, but why emphasize that they aren't the sa kind of plant as his?
Actually, he can also be their kind of plant, his stems and leaves are abundant, he's proficient, quite capable too!
If the won guests get curious and ask which plant he is, will they misunderstand that he's incapable...
All in all, the n's damn inexplicable competitiveness and urge to compare almost made Zhang Chen want to stand up and reintroduce himself.
...
Compared to the n, the won's self-introductions were very conventional, Lin Li was originally anticipating soone from the cage departnt to rival them botanical boys.
To clarify for those who don't know, a cage: can put birds inside, if the birds don't mind each other, without strong territorial instincts, several can be placed simultaneously.
Unfortunately, there wasn't.
Xiling's matching chanism was still too bad, having no opponent of equal standing; Lin Li wasn't sure whether to feel thankful or disappointed.
Thus Lin Li didn't listen seriously, only specially listened to the tank girl's self-introduction.
Na is Fang Yu, very classic, almost guessed entirely what Wang Baiyu said about the danger zones, preparing for civil servant exams, pursuing ceremony...
Getting involved with her ans this life is dood.
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