Capítulo 1373: Chapter 1373: The System Wants to Go on Strike (Serial)
You’re still just a kid?
Damn it, you expect to believe that!
You must be so bratty kid!
Seriously, if the system had a physical form, Zhang Fan would definitely PK with it!
Damn you, staying inside for two years without saying a word!
I’ve seen people lurking before, but damn, you’ve been silent for over two years and now you pop up just to mock ?
Do we have a grudge?
Zhang Fan took a deep breath, closed the communication with Old Dragon, put Kadin’s headset into storage, and squatted under a big tree, asking with a bit of exasperation, “Little buddy, may I timidly ask you, how old are you this year?”
Instantly, a chanical voice echoed: “If you count from the ti I was born, using your Earth’s one year as 365 days, I’m 1,207,968 years old!”
“Pfft!”
Zhang Fan spat out his soda! His eyes were bulging!
WTF! Even the tail end is over seven thousand years?
And you’re still claiming to be a kid?
Your face?
Where’s your face?
Do you have the nerve to call yourself a kid?
But suddenly, Zhang Fan’s gaze flickered rapidly.
The ti fra of over 1,207,000 years…
You must be so kind of monster!
At that instant, the system’s icy voice rang out again!
“Your whole family are monsters! Black Pen Count 1! If you count from the ti I gained consciousness, I’m only two years and three months old!”
Huh??
Zhang Fan’s eyes suddenly narrowed!
Two years and three months! Isn’t that when I first got the system?
Could it be that the system’s consciousness began then?
“Yes, precisely. As you Huaxia people say, I don’t know what bad luck I had in my past life to encounter soone as dim-witted as you! If I could, I would strongly request a return!”
Whoa, a return? And who’s the dimwit here?
But suddenly, Zhang Fan’s eyes bulged again, exclaiming in amazent, “You can read minds?”
“Since I rged with you, your eyes are my eyes! Whatever you do, I can sense it!”
“I see!” Zhang Fan nodded, but then suddenly exploded with anger!
“Damn it, does that an you watch when I’m with Ye Zi and the others?”
“Hehe!”
Zhang Fan’s face instantly darkened!
Damn it, you can ‘hehe’ too?
Do you know what ‘hehe’ ans?
“I bought a watch last year! Black Book Count 3!” the system’s voice sounded again!
Instantly, in Zhang Fan’s mind, a thousand alpacas were running wild!
Damn, this Black Pen System actually knows the aning of ‘hehe’?
This guy is so up-to-date?
Wait a minute! What’s with the Black Book Count!
“Bro, wait a minute, can we talk this out? Your Black Book Count isn’t keeping a record of my black marks, is it?” Zhang Fan asked in terror!
“Precisely! I won’t count the tis you insulted before, but from now on, every ti you insult , I’ll note it down in my little black book. I just want to tell you, you’ve pissed off.”
The cold voice carried no trace of emotion! But Zhang Fan knew the system was absolutely at odds with him.
Otherwise, how could he draw hundreds of prizes, and all he got was so Marriage Rope, Curse Talisman, Skill Experience Book!
The last one at least is useful.
But the forr!
Are you trying to get hundreds of concubines?
I fear even if I had a hundred diamond kidneys, it still wouldn’t be enough.
Just think, each one takes an hour! Twenty-four hours non-stop, only twenty-four tis a day!
Three thousand concubines, just the thought is terrifying!
And at this mont, a chanical voice suddenly sounded!
“Killing Intent from System 9999!”
Looking at this system prompt, Zhang Fan jumped up from the ground.
“Hold up, buddy, what’re you up to!”
Dammit, the system’s killing intent towards him is so strong?
Gotta know, ever since the Killing Intent Points feature opened, the max was a thousand, and now it’s jumped to nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine!
This…
Did he seriously piss off the system?
Whoa, pissed off his own Golden Finger?
Just thinking about it, Zhang Fan felt terrified!
This isn’t just a Golden Finger; it’s a force you can’t ss with!
And at that mont, a voice like thunder suddenly rang out!
It was as if he was placed next to twenty massive KTV speakers!
Though still icy cold, this almost scared Zhang Fan to death!
“Zhang Fan, I’ve tolerated you long enough! All you think about all day is getting it on, isn’t it! Huh? Do you know what true love is! True love is sa-sex, opposite sex is just for procreation! Foolish mortal!”
Hearing this voice, Zhang Fan felt countless crows fly over his head.
What?
Sa-sex is true love?
Whoa, the system’s into guys!
“Get lost!” The more violent voice directly made Zhang Fan’s brain dizzy! Stars were spinning in his eyes!
“Whoa, let’s talk this out, okay? Have you practiced the Lion Roar Technique or sothing?” Zhang Fan shook his head vigorously.
Damn, with dozens of two-ter-high speakers blasting nearby, it’s enough to be lethal!
“Can’t be done! I can’t talk nicely with you anymore. You say, ever since I rged with you, what have you done? Fine, if you want to talk it out, we’ll talk!
On the first day, I gave you Perspective ability, and what did you do? Went to peek at girls, right?
Fine, I painstakingly customized a Planting Spirit function for you! And what did you do? How much Spiritual Value did you earn in a day?
All day you just think about hitting on girls, is it fun?
I saw your combat power wasn’t great, finally customized an Earth Martial Arts, Bone Separation Hand for you—what did you do! Used it to hit on girls!
I let that slide! Endured it! Endured it!
Later, I told you I modified part of your genes, so unless you reach a certain level of strength, dreaming about procreating!”
Hearing this voice, Zhang Fan was utterly dumbfounded!
Damn, no wonder all those tis with Ye Zi and the others never hit the mark! It was the system’s doing!
Tsk tsk tsk, what a kind system!
Kids?
Sorry!
I’m still a kid myself! No way I’m becoming a dad!
And then the system’s voice abruptly stopped!
After a long ti, the system spat out three words!
“You win!”
Huh?
Zhang Fan was stunned!
What does the system an by this?
And at that mont, the cold voice suddenly sounded!
“I’ve decided to undergo system maintenance, and for the next month, you won’t be able to use any system functions!”
What?
Zhang Fan jumped up!
Damn, at this critical mont, you’re telling you’re going on strike?
Hey! You can’t do this, brother!
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