Capítulo 1374: Chapter 1374: Super Snarky (Double Trouble)
Bro, I’m in deep trouble right now!
You know, there are four Bright Force experts hunting down!
It’s bad enough there’s a feud between us, but now all features of the System are off-limits?
Isn’t that pushing towards a dead end!
Imdiately, Zhang Fan dove into his backpack, trying to pull out the Invisibility Potion and Curse Talisman.
The next mont, Zhang Fan cursed!
“Ding, System under maintenance, System backpack, not usable!”
Not usable?
CNM!
Without these things, how the heck am I supposed to fight Ove and his crew?
Mind you, Yun Canghai got taken out in seconds, and his strength right now isn’t even as good as Yun Canghai’s.
So then, Zhang Fan opened the skill bar and pressed the Genetic Transformation button!
Suddenly, Zhang Fan’s expression changed!
“Ding, System under maintenance, Genetic Transformation skill unavailable!”
Damn, even Genetic Transformation is off-limits?
Hell…
Zhang Fan lost it!
No Genetic Transformation!
His current strength is barely on par with Dark Force Middle Stage opponents!
As for Ove and the others…
One Bright Force Early Stage, two Bright Force Mid Stage, one Bright Force Late Stage!
Damn, the System clearly wants dead!
Plus, the most critical point right now is that the Fish Intestine Sword is still in the warehouse!
No need to think about it, it’s definitely stuck there.
“Ding, System under maintenance, warehouse not usable!”
Just as expected…
“Bro, big bro! Don’t do this! Since I had that… fusion with you, you haven’t said a word, how was I supposed to know how to handle this! Every situation needs a period to adapt! Right or wrong!
If you hadn’t been silent for so long, telling what to do earlier would’ve made it all easier!
Look at , being a newbie, and you, not giving any system usage instructions, how was I supposed to know what to do!
You can’t just dump this bla on !
You’re 1.2 million years old, it’s not legit to be so unreasonable!”
Seeing the System remain silent, Zhang Fan continued, “Old buddy, you gotta know, we’re both in this together, if I fall, so do you. I’m practically your representative. You see, if I get beaten up, wouldn’t that be tarnishing your reputation?
In life, what’s most important, it’s all about face!
My face getting hit isn’t a big deal, but you’re such a noble existence, will you tolerate your face being bashed?”
“I can tolerate it, thanks, after all, I’m not the one getting hit, it doesn’t hurt anyway!” a cold voice suddenly rang out.
Hearing this, Zhang Fan imdiately rolled his eyes!
This System dude, why so conniving?
By logic, shouldn’t the System be super rigid?
But then, the corners of Zhang Fan’s mouth turned up in a mischievous smile.
As long as it talks, it can be dealt with.
He’s just afraid this big brother would play dead.
Besides, at this mont, he was also sure of one thing, the System guy definitely won’t stand by and do nothing!
If the System wanted him dead, it would’ve done system maintenance during the fight with Yun Canghai back in London, he’d be done for!
Moreover, the System previously ntioned it fused with him!
Bet if he croaked, the System would too!
Otherwise, considering the System’s deep-seated resentnt, it would’ve ditched him long ago for soone else!
It’s just got a bit of a childish temper!
Can’t I handle a child?
“Okay, okay, let’s calm down and have an open chat! Where do you co from?” Zhang Fan asked.
“From a place you don’t know!” the System replied!
Zhang Fan’s mouth twitched!
This guy, still so cheeky?
“Who made you?” Zhang Fan asked.
The System said, “Soone you don’t know!”
A streak of black lines appeared on Zhang Fan’s forehead!
“Then why are you here on Earth, what’s your purpose? Does your planet want to conquer Earth?” Zhang Fan continued to ask!
After all, the System is ridiculously unbeatable!
And the System ntioned the words ‘your Earth’s civilization’!
Clearly, this dude definitely wasn’t made on Earth!
“Our civilization has perished! Otherwise, I wouldn’t have co to your Earth’s civilization!” the System replied!
Although the voice was still cold, Zhang Fan could hear a hint of sadness!
“Oh, sorry to bring up your sad story! As the saying goes, when Qing Shan remains, there’s no fear of running out of firewood, you’re still here, aren’t you? Once I get aweso, I’ll help restore your civilization!” Zhang Fan said!
He genuinely sympathized with the System too.
The civilization’s downfall!
Hard to imagine what kind of catastrophe the System’s holand faced!
“Give a break, you can’t even handle a few ant-like beings, how can you brag about that!” the System replied!
Zhang Fan shrugged: “Co on, I’ve co a long way from being an ordinary person to reaching my current level, haven’t I?”
“Humph, if it weren’t for your little bit of conscience, your little bit of effort, even if I were to stay dormant for another million years, I wouldn’t bother with you!” the System said haughtily!
At that mont, Zhang Fan’s eyes twinkled.
Another million years of dormancy!
A critical keyword!
Then, Zhang Fan asked: “Were you previously in a dormant state too?”
The System said: “You guess!”
Zhang Fan was exasperated!
This guy is as cheeky as a mantis shrimp!
“Do you have a na?” Zhang Fan asked!
“No! When my creators made , they didn’t have ti to na before they t their demise.” the System replied, voice sounding rather forlorn!
Zhang Fan’s eyes were almost about to flip into dead-fish eyes.
Creators?
This…
Such a wealth of information!
So, that’s why this guy’s a freak?
“Go to hell!” the System angrily replied!
Suddenly, Zhang Fan rembered that the System could read his thoughts!
“Cough, cough! How about I give you a na?” Zhang Fan asked!
“You’re not thinking of calling Little Black, are you?” the System chuckled coldly!
“Cough, cough!” Zhang Fan almost choked on his spit!
That na, he swears, he hadn’t even thought of it!
“Am I that LOW?” Zhang Fan rolled his eyes!
“Aren’t you always very LOW?” the System replied!
Zhang Fan was speechless and choked with emotion!
“How about I call you Little White?” Zhang Fan asked!
“Get lost!”
Zhang Fan was awkward!
“Then why don’t you just choose a na yourself! That way we can communicate better in the future!” Zhang Fan said!
“Sure, from now on you can call Dad!” the System said!
“Get lost!” This ti, it was Zhang Fan’s turn to explode.
He really suspects this guy might be a mantis shrimp!
“Haha!”
“Laughing on the outside, MMP on the inside?” Zhang Fan’s mouth twitched!
The System replied: “Correct!”
“I…” Zhang Fan was left speechless!
“Are you male or female?” Zhang Fan asked curiously!
“You guess!”
“I guess your sister!” Zhang Fan exploded on the spot!
This freaking thing, it’s impossible to chat!
“I am a unique existence; I don’t have a sister!” the System replied!
“…”
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