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Now reading: Chapter 1375: Big Dummy (Triple Combo) from The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City, a Urban novel by Zui Yang. CS.

"Why aren’t you talking anymore!"

The cold voice made Zhang Fan pluck a piece of grass from the ground and put it in his mouth!

You’re so irritating, how am I supposed to talk to you properly?

If I don’t get pissed off by you, that’s already good!

"I want so peace and quiet!" Zhang Fan rolled his eyes and said!

"Peace and quiet? Are you talking about Wang Jing? Why are you thinking of her? Didn’t she dump you two years ago?" the System asked!

Upon hearing this, Zhang Fan’s eyes bulged out!

Damn, Wang Jing?

At this mont, Zhang Fan felt murderous!

Damn it, why does this System rember things from two years ago so clearly?

"You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you!" Zhang Fan clenched his fists! At this mont, he really wanted to punch the System in the face twice.

"Yes!" the chanical voice rang out.

Zhang Fan exploded on the spot!

"Huff huff!" Zhang Fan took a few deep breaths, suppressing the little volcano about to erupt in his chest!

No, definitely can’t talk to the System anymore.

anwhile, Zhang Fan prayed in his heart!

Heavenly God, could you give a blocking function? I need to block the System!

Imdiately, Zhang Fan stood up, instinctively pulling out the Hive Controller from the warehouse!

But when the Hive Controller appeared in Zhang Fan’s hand, he was stunned.

Wait, wasn’t it just System maintenance a mont ago?

"I’m teasing you, big fool!" the System’s voice rang out again.

"I bloody..." Zhang Fan gritted his teeth!

"You can’t bite !" the System echoed again!

"I..." Zhang Fan’s forehead veins popped out!

Imdiately, Zhang Fan ignored the System and sprinted towards the tavern!

At least now, he could use the System.

Needless to say, at least he had more than twenty bottles of Invisibility Potion and a dozen Curse Talismans!

At this mont, Zhang Fan’s mind started to co alive.

Curse Talismans, if used in combination with the Invisibility Potion and his Fish Intestine Sword, it seems like he could have a fight!

"Big fool, you’re such a fool! If you’d just figured out the System earlier, earned more Spiritual Value, wouldn’t it have been nice to just buy a Transformation Potion?" the System’s voice rang out again!

Zhang Fan looked in pain!

A Transformation Potion costs tens of millions of Spiritual Value! What am I supposed to do, buy it with my head?

Every ti I earn a bit of Spiritual Value, doesn’t it all get used up completely?

"Brother, can I call you Brother, can you please stop talking, my teeth hurt!"

Damn, he’s really starting to doubt that he opened the System the wrong way before.

Why does it seem like this guy just wants to piss off!

He used to read countless novels, and none of the Golden Fingers in those novels are as infuriating as the System is now!

Where is the promised protagonist halo?

Where’s the promise of finding treasures everywhere?

"Hee hee, it’s because I’ve read all of your Earth civilization’s novels!" the System’s voice echoed once more!

"Damn it!" Zhang Fan cursed outright.

This guy hasn’t surfaced for more than two years, has he been reading novels all this ti?

"No no, just spent a little bit of ti reading novels!" the System replied!

In Zhang Fan’s mind, a herd of llamas started galloping!

"It’s not funny at all!" Zhang Fan gritted his teeth, making a crackling sound.

Seeing Lei Haoyi only a kiloter away from the tavern, Zhang Fan started to panic.

Without bantering with the System, Zhang Fan rushed ahead!

Luckily, it’s only Lei Haoyi coming!

Ove, Lu Ziyang, and Xu Chen weren’t coming in this direction!

However, even if it’s just Lei Haoyi by himself, he’s already a massive headache!

If he’s really going to kill everyone like Ove said before, Gu Er and the others are in danger.

Imdiately, Zhang Fan pulled out his communication device and contacted Gu Er and the others!

"Boss, don’t co out, whatever happens, don’t co out!"

At this mont, there was no other choice.

Either he dies, or Lei Haoyi does!

No other choice!

At that instant, Zhang Fan pulled out his sniper rifle and fired several shots, knocking out all the nearby surveillance devices!

After all, he was about to use the Invisibility Potion.

He didn’t want anyone else to know about the System!

This world is extrely dangerous!

Even a Fish Intestine Sword can make Huang Xingkai shalessly seize it by force; if the System is exposed, he can hardly imagine what will happen!

At this mont, seeing the surveillance go dark, Mr. Long was also anxious!

"Zhang Fan, what happened! Why is the surveillance system down?"

Zhang Fan shook his head lightly, "Don’t know!"

Saying this, Zhang Fan tossed the communication device into the warehouse!

The next mont, Zhang Fan took out Kadin’s earpiece, a determined glint in his eyes!

At the sa ti, Zhang Fan took the Invisibility Potion!

"Ding, Invisibility Potion successfully used, duration: ten minutes!"

Imdiately, Zhang Fan’s eyes lit up, and he asked in his heart, "Am I invincible while using the Invisibility Potion, big brother?"

"You guess!"

"..."

Zhang Fan was furious! He swore that he would never talk to the System again. Otherwise, he’d really die of anger!

But then he rembered that when he used the Invisibility Potion before, he hadn’t done any additional testing!

He was only focused on beating up Yuan Xiao back then!

But soon, Zhang Fan recalled scaring Ye Yanran to tears back then!

This stuff...

Could it work to scare a Bright Force expert?

He decided to give it a try first to see if he was invincible!

Zhang Fan turned, his eyes burning as he stared at a nearby big tree!

Imdiately, Zhang Fan bent his knees and launched himself toward it!

"Bang!"

Zhang Fan crashed directly into the tree!

His face hurt!

"Hahaha, big fool!" the System’s chanical voice rang out, gloating in its words.

Zhang Fan was furious!

This jerk didn’t tell anything, just to watch that show!

"I’m breaking up with you!" Zhang Fan said bitterly to himself!

"Big fool, did your language teacher die early, or is your IQ just low? The Invisibility Potion makes you invisible, not invincible! Big fool!" the System gloated!

Zhang Fan’s face turned black instantly!

But looking at the approaching Lei Haoyi, Zhang Fan’s gaze flickered intensely!

At least he’s not a rookie!

He’d just fought with Kadin; as long as Lei Haoyi doesn’t use Power, even if he takes a few punches, he’s fine!

After all, he’s been hamred by the Thunder Mountain Hamr for two months!

Also, his weapons are plenty.

The most important thing is the Curse Talisman!

But thinking about the Curse Talisman’s only ten-second effect, Zhang Fan got even more irritated.

"I rember the Curse Talisman’s effect used to last five minutes; did you cut corners?" Zhang Fan asked himself.

"Big fool, you’re just SS-level strength now, the people the Curse Talisman’s for are two levels higher than you, be content with ten seconds!" the System replied!

Zhang Fan was speechless!

Imdiately, Zhang Fan sprinted towards Lei Haoyi!

He absolutely couldn’t allow Lei Haoyi to step foot inside the tavern!

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