Besides "outrageous," Lin Li didn't know how to describe the scene before him.
Taking off his pants and jerking off right on the street, this zombie was a bit shaless.
The posture was quite classic: body leaning back slightly, lower body thrust forward, loose head looking up at the sky.
It had a certain Holander-fucking-the-sky kind of beauty.
But logically speaking, after going into heat, shouldn't this male zombie attack nearby female zombies?
Why was he so self-reliant, solving it himself?
You bastard, you self-righteous guy! Even boys can rely on others sotis! Don't bear everything yourself!!
Lin Li teared up for his fellow man.
Of course, what was even more unbearable to watch was that because he had beco a zombie, most of his body was actually rotting, and it seed he no longer had that ability. As a result, the zombie's loosely clenched fist was actually just grabbing a lump of rotten flesh.
Lin Li: "..."
This was really a bit inappropriate for children.
Fortunately, the beautiful lady should be an adult. With her company, he could watch legally and compliantly.
Not only watching, Lin Li also secretly took out his phone to record the scene before him.
If posted on a small website, it would definitely be in the bizarre section, sitting at the sa table as the Sister Yu fetishists.
The nearest zombie next to him was currently looking at the sky-fucking zombie. Its emotionless face revealed nothing. Lin Li continued to guide "integrity" (lust) into its body.
This was a female zombie.
Because her actions after going into heat were obviously different from the guy next to her. She sat down on the spot, spread her legs, and her hand directly penetrated her own body.
The playful mood quickly ended, and Lin Li frowned.
In this situation, it would be better if the zombies went into heat and attacked other zombies of the opposite sex, so at least they would leave their original positions.
Now, he could only try to produce fear himself and instill it to drive away the other zombies.
In this environnt, it wasn't hard to produce fear.
To be honest, if it weren't for the Sage's Sanctuary providing the greatest guarantee, just staying on the roof in this situation would generate a lot of fear for Lin Li.
But now, because he had a resurrection armor, his threshold for fear had increased, so he needed to dance on a tightrope and take risks.
After all, fear and risk are inversely proportional.
Actively seeking appropriate danger was what Lin Li considered the most suitable thod right now.
Having figured it out, Lin Li got up and prepared to go downstairs.
Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the system interface and rembered sothing. He paused slightly and tentatively changed his title, swapping the [Blood Crow Killer] title he usually wore outside of cultivation for [Breath of Demons].
[Breath of Demons: When equipped, greatly enhances your perception of surrounding demons, reduces their malice towards you, and may even cause them to view you as a companion.]
Then Lin Li went downstairs.
Lin Li carefully walked to the first floor, then stopped, his eyes filled with disbelief.
Because Lin Li found that he could sense the zombie outside the door.
The effective range of this title was very short, "surrounding" ant only a few ters. It was too far when he was upstairs, but now that he was close, Lin Li imdiately sensed it.
He could determine the approximate location of the zombie behind the wall, and even its general movents.
But Lin Li was a bit puzzled.
He actually hadn't expected this title to be useful; he just figured he might as well try it since he was here.
The "Duck Blood Bottle" had already determined that zombies belonged to human cultivators, and the "Duck Blood Bottle" couldn't affect demons like those insects.
That is, it was ineffective against demons.
So the current situation was that zombies were considered both human cultivators and demons?
Can zombies even be played without a nerf?
But this was good news for him right now. Since this title was effective, did that an these guys' malice towards him was greatly reduced?
Lin Li licked his lips, feeling sowhat expectant.
He had to test it.
And he happened to need fear.
So, Lin Li carefully ca to the broken doorway of the building. Outside stood a zombie that he hadn't seen at all from the roof due to the restricted view.
Aiming the "Duck Blood Bottle" at himself and maintaining the maximum distance where [Breath of Demons] could take effect, Lin Li poked his head out the door and deliberately knocked on the wall to make a sound.
The other party imdiately noticed, turned around, and their eyes t.
Because his nervousness and fear were absorbed, Lin Li was very calm at this mont.
Reduced malice didn't an no malice, nor did it an it was guaranteed. Once this zombie showed any intention of attacking him, Lin Li's hand holding the steel pipe hidden inside the door would imdiately fight back and run.
The zombie looked away and continued to space out.
I'm really being treated as one of their own!
Lin Li's eyes widened.
Fuck, after all that, we can be companions? Then I feel a bit sorry for the beautiful lady. We could have held hands normally and watched the sunrise together without having to split up.
I'll be more careful in my next life.
At this ti, in Lin Li's line of sight, including the closest one, there were only four zombies left on the street.
So Lin Li walked out, reached out and hooked his arm around this zombie's shoulder, sincerely making eye contact with the zombie that looked at him again. Seeing that it didn't move, he slowly led it into the building.
By the ti he reached the beautiful lady's head and body, this zombie would be out of the effective range of [Breath of Demons]. Now was not the ti to test what the zombie would do in that situation.
If it attacked him then, it would be very troubleso.
Then, Lin Li outputted all the emotions he had just absorbed from himself onto the zombie furthest away, and watched it tremble and run away in fear and terror. Under repeated guidance, he successfully made it leave his line of sight.
Very good. Now on this street, there was only himself, the male zombie acting like David Tao, the female zombie "playing Landlord," and the beautiful lady with her baby-like sleep. (Translator's Note: David Tao is a singer. "Playing Landlord" is a pun on masturbation).
Lin Li began to approach carefully.
"Are you completely focused when touching yourself?" Lin Li, originally cautious, beca a bit bolder when he found that the man and woman didn't look at him even after he slipped on a stone and made a noise.
Sure enough, they were both very focused.
Very good, Lin Li approved of this attitude towards jerking off.
You two are well-deserved Jerk-Off Kings.
When the distance shortened to the title's area of effect, Lin Li completely relaxed.
Wait.
After getting closer, Lin Li keenly observed that there was a gold bracelet on the left wrist of the "Landlord" player supporting herself on the ground!
"Hello, I'm a student, can you give it to ?" Lin Li stepped forward and asked.
No refusal.
That ant yes.
Good person.
Once a bracelet is put on, it's usually hard to take off. But Lin Li knew a life hack: just sar so soapy water on the forearm, then chop off the hand directly, and the bracelet is very easy to take off. It cos right off with a flick. If you don't believe it, you can try it.
But Lin Li didn't do that, because he was worried that if he attacked her, she would no longer see him as a harmless companion.
Combat had to be avoided, so Lin Li took out a mini pair of pliers from his tactical backpack.
It was also a good ti to test if this bracelet was real gold.
After all, gold is relatively soft and easy to cut.
Snip.
Not only was it easily cut, but looking at the cut surface, the color inside and out was consistent, unlike so gold-plated bracelet.
And the "Landlord" player seed completely unbothered by the minor interruption beside her, focused entirely on her task, though her hand speed had slowed down, probably because her desire was slowly decreasing.
He also needed to hurry up.
He threw the cut bracelet into the side pocket of his backpack, tossed the beautiful hand hanging around his neck and the one he was holding next to the beautiful body, and Lin Li jogged to bring back the beautiful head from not far away.
Ti to fall in love!
"Before I t you, I never thought about getting married; after I t you, I never thought about marrying anyone else."
Lin Li looked tenderly at the beautiful face and began to whisper sweet nothings.
"I have been a firm materialist all my life, but only for you, I hope there is an afterlife..."
The large number of famous quotes Lin Li had morized for the Chinese exam before the monthly test ca in handy at this mont.
Before his mory improved, Lin Li's favorite famous person was Woziji Shuode (I Said It Myself), who said many famous quotes that perfectly fit Lin Li's essays and was Lin Li's soulmate.
"..."
"Even if you are a black person, I am willing to be your tampon."
Lin Li, getting a bit carried away, was speaking his sweet nothings fiercely, passionately, and desperately.
As everyone knows, to determine if a black woman is pregnant, you don't need a pregnancy test; you just need to check if the cotton on the tampon is still there.
So being a tampon is a very dangerous job, which is also the touching part of this sweet nothing, making it hard not to laugh.
"..."
Mumbling away, after exhausting all his sweet nothing reserves, Lin Li felt he should have t "so" of the system's requirents.
Next, was it ti to kiss?
Gulp.
Lin Li's Adam's apple bobbed.
Looking at the beautiful head, even though Lin Li was wearing a protective suit and a mask, it was a bit hard to bring himself to do it—as for taking off the mask and protective suit, Lin Li absolutely wouldn't do it. At worst, he'd just fail this trash task.
Holding the beautiful head, Lin Li sowhat understood Lao Ba.
(Translator's Note: Lao Ba is a Chinese internet personality known for eating feces).
If it weren't for making a living, who would be willing to eat shit?
Bottoms up, bros!
Lin Li leaned in and gave it a fleeting touch.
[Plant a deep kiss on the beautiful lady's forehead... (1/4)]
Fortunately, the system was sowhat humane.
Lin Li, in a state of mild joy, suddenly heard faint footsteps behind him.
Wait, [Breath of Demons] didn't react.
It wasn't those two zombies dealing with their "integrity"!
Thinking of this, Lin Li turned around.
Thus, with his mouth still "pressed" against the beautiful forehead, he made eye contact with a masked humanoid figure.
"..."
"Hello, I'm not a pervert."
Hugging the head in his arms tightly, Lin Li said this.
(End of Chapter)
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