This figure that appeared abruptly, making only a slight sound when it got this close, was hard to distinguish as male or female. But from the details of the eyes exposed, Lin Li thought it should be a woman.
The other party's gaze first looked at David Tao and the "Landlord" player to the side, and then locked onto Lin Li, who was holding the beautiful head.
From her exposed eyes, it could be seen that her shock at this mont was no less than Lin Li's.
And the next mont, the other party raised her hand, and the thing in her hand was aid at Lin Li.
*Ti to slip away.*
Lin Li let go, the beautiful head fell to the ground, white light flashed, and he returned to the modern bathroom.
"Phew—"
Lin Li took a deep breath.
The thing the other party had just aid at him looked a bit like a gun barrel.
Although it was only "a bit like," Lin Li didn't plan to gamble.
In this kind of doomsday world, human nature is the least reliable thing. Who knew if she would attack him in the next mont?
He only had one resurrection armor. If he used it up, God knows how long it would take to get another one. Wasting it here would be too much of a loss.
Lin Li was already rejoicing that this person hadn't sneak-attacked him from a distance.
After calming down, Lin Li looked at the spare phone on the washing machine.
The stopwatch app on it was still running.
"0.01.03.77"
*One hour...* No, Lin Li's eyes widened. *How has it only been one minute and three seconds?*
He took his phone out of his chest pocket and checked the ti. Because it was set to automatically calibrate the ti when connected to the network, the ti displayed on the phone at this mont had also beco 10:42 PM.
It was indeed Monday night now.
But he had definitely stayed in that world for about three hours.
*Does ti flow differently in the two worlds? One minute in reality equals several hours in that world?*
*But this ti, a whole week had passed in reality since his last visit. According to this ratio, shouldn't the doomsday world have undergone massive changes? At least a year or two should have passed, right?*
*But during his two visits, except for the beautiful lady moving, the other scenes hadn't changed much.*
*It couldn't be that the beautiful lady had been waiting bitterly for him for a year or two.*
Temporarily suppressing his doubts about ti, Lin Li began to check himself.
There was a mirror in the bathroom, and Lin Li could see clearly that his clothes and backpack were far less dirty than they had just been.
The traces left by the bruised blood and rotten flesh had almost completely disappeared, leaving only so dust from the ground when he was crawling.
This was especially obvious on his hands.
"Did I not bring back anything related to the zombies? Did they disappear silently like the ant?"
"No, they should have been left in the original world and couldn't be brought over."
Lin Li crouched down and found the ant on the bathroom floor. It was still alive.
That ant when he crossed over, he took the small box around it, but left the ant inside behind.
Lin Li put his backpack on the shower floor and imdiately checked the side pocket.
The snipped gold bracelet was sitting there perfectly intact.
And the bits of flesh and blood that were originally stuck to it were also completely gone.
It seed to be just as he expected: things related to zombies couldn't be brought back to reality and were left in the original world.
But this was not a bad thing at all; this was exactly what Lin Li had been most worried about.
Lin Li's movents imdiately beca much more casual. Taking off layers of protection, Lin Li began to wash these protective gears.
The fruit knife, without traces of flesh and blood, looked brand new.
The steel pipe was left on the ground when he kissed the beautiful head and wasn't brought back. The 108 yuan he just spent was gone just like that. He hoped that person, who was probably a sister but could also be a brother, wouldn't steal it.
*Bracelet, oh bracelet, you'd better be pure gold, otherwise I'm going to be angry.*
He first sprayed everything with the disinfectant he had prepared in advance. After finally confirming there was indeed no flesh or blood residue, Lin Li threw the clothes into the washing machine.
It was ti to jerk off, wash up, and go to sleep.
After washing up, Lin Li sat on the sofa in the living room. His right hand entered a paralyzed state to accumulate [Charge] uses, while his left hand played with and rubbed the bracelet.
It hadn't faded yet.
Then he picked up his phone and started watching the video he had recorded.
It was all there, and the footage was recorded very clearly. If posted on the foreign internet, it would be considered top-tier CG made by a master—it wouldn't pass censorship dostically.
Clicking on the video's details, the shooting ti showed it was recorded tomorrow, and the location was unknown.
*By the way, if I upload this kind of video to the internet, could it generate traffic and make money?*
*Forget it, I don't want to attract the attention of unnecessary entities.*
*It's better to honestly be a smuggler to make money.*
This bracelet wasn't considered thick, but if it was pure gold, at the current price, it would be worth about seven or eight thousand. Even with depreciation upon recycling, it would definitely be five or six thousand.
"Next ti before returning from that world, I must set my device to airplane mode and leave a tir there, so I can officially confirm the ti flow rate between the two sides when I go next ti," Lin Li muttered to himself.
Opening the system, just like before, the lit button had beco the third one.
No text, not clicking.
Yawning, Lin Li's body was now only filled with fatigue. It was ti to rest.
Although he hadn't done much, keeping his nerves tense for several hours, along with having [Ear Divine Power] activated for hours, left Lin Li both ntally and physically exhausted.
...
Tuesday.
"According to unofficial history, Zhou Yu wasn't angered to death by Zhuge Liang at all. He wasn't that fragile. After his IQ was crushed by Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu felt an irregular heartbeat. The mont he noticed a problem with his body, he invited the famous doctor Hua Tuo to treat him.
After examining him, Hua Tuo said it wasn't a big deal: 'It's nothing serious, just anger attacking the heart. Take this dicine today, and you'll be cured by dawn tomorrow.'
Zhou Yu nodded and strictly followed the doctor's orders. The next day, Zhou Yu died from taking too much urine (xiao bian).
*(Translator's Note: A pun on "xiao bian" / urine and "xiao bian" / dawn).*
When the people of Wu discovered this, they felt it was more honorable for Zhou Yu to have been angered to death, so later generations had to record it that way."
Bai Bufan's voice arrived, though late.
*Motherfucker, where does Bai Bufan get all these unofficial histories of the Three Kingdoms? He never runs out of them.*
Returning to his seat, he distributed breakfast.
"Why are you so happy?" Looking at the cheerful Bai Bufan, Lin Li asked in surprise.
"Nothing." Bai Bufan started slurping his noodles, an uncontrollable smile on his lips, and even asked with a smile: "Lin Li, why do you look so depressed?"
Lin Li chuckled helplessly. *If you had kissed and hugged the beautiful lady last night, you'd be depressed too.*
But Bai Bufan's happiness was a bit off. His normal state today should be crying for his parents.
But under Lin Li's repeated questioning, Bai Bufan just kept denying it.
*Hiding things even from his brother, Bai Bufan is asking to be bent.*
"Baowei, what is Bufan so happy about?" Lin Li had to ask his roommate, Baowei.
"I don't know either. I'm wondering too, it's inexplicable," Zhou Baowei shook his head.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei exchanged a glance and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, Shang Yang could be divided by five. Do you want to be divided by two?"
*(Translator's Note: Shang Yang was a historical figure executed by being torn apart by five chariots. "Divided by two" implies being cut in half).*
Bai Bufan: "?"
As a famous political thinker of the Warring States period who proposed "Marxism" (Ma Lie Zhu Yi - literally "Horse Tearing Doctrine"), Shang Yang was a rare existence that could be divided by five, other than integers ending in 5 and 0.
"Ahem, don't attack yet, I'll tell you, I'll tell you." Seeing that he was suspected of being about to be dismbered, Bai Bufan coughed a few tis and quickly lowered his voice to explain:
"I just heard a theory—
On the first day of school every week, you should wear happiness on your face, making the people around you confused, thinking you've made so progress in life, making others feel invisible pressure, even giving up on themselves. This way, you can win at the starting line.
Just like flipping the exam paper ten minutes early during a test."
Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Bufan, farting from your anus is just for fun, but for real farts, we have to look at your mouth." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
"No, it's useful. Look, didn't you two just get anxious?" Bai Bufan argued.
Hearing this, Lin Li and Zhou Baowei narrowed their eyes.
...
"What are you guys so happy about?"
"What exactly are you guys laughing about?"
"No, speak up, you three! What the fuck are you laughing at?"
Looking at the increasingly anxious Wang Ze.
Bai, Lin, and Zhou laughed even harder.
...
"What are you laughing at? Why is everyone so happy?"
"No, what are you four idiots doing?"
...
Many diseases are contagious.
The Chinese class representative stood on the podium, ready for morning reading. When she saw that half the boys in the class had weird smiles on their faces, she was scared.
*Damn it, Class 4, Grade 10 is haunted.*
...
"The honor roll has been updated."
When they ca back from morning exercises, everyone saw that the honor roll had changed color.
When Lin Li noticed this, he imdiately looked at Bai Bufan.
The two imdiately put their arms around each other's shoulders.
"Let's go, let everyone witness our sincere brotherhood." Lin Li was full of sincerity.
"Okay!" Bai Bufan also nodded heavily.
The two ca under the board.
Because Lin Li had the largest margin of improvent, he ranked first on the Most Improved list.
[Lin Li: Bai Bufan is right.]
Lin Li smiled.
This was the "ssage he wanted to say" that he had modified without involving pornography, gambling, or drugs.
This way, it could pair with Bai Bufan's "Without Lin Li, I wouldn't have made such progress," achieving a brilliant backstab.
There was no helping it; Xue Jian, who was more aggressive, wouldn't agree to anything else.
"You backstabbed ?" Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar in a flash.
"I-I didn't, I don't know what happened either... Maybe Old Jian changed it himself," Lin Li stamred.
"It's fine, it's a good change." Bai Bufan suddenly let go and smiled.
Lin Li's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly searched for Bai Bufan on the honor roll.
Found him!
[Bai Bufan: With Lin Li's excellent example on the Most Improved list, I don't know what to say, but he definitely deserves so credit for my progress. So let recite a poem, "Friendship."
Wu nian xi shi jiu you xian, (I recall the virtues of my old friend from the past,)
Nai zhi jiao yi sui yue mian. (And know our friendship stretches across the years.)
Lin quan gong shang qing chang zai, (Enjoying the woods and springs together, our affection remains,)
Li shi xiang fu yi man tian. (Supporting each other in the world, our righteousness fills the sky.)
Fu en zi jing fei ci nian, (A father's grace and a son's respect are not what I think of here,)
Qin hou peng qing ke bi jian. (Our close and deep friendship can stand shoulder to shoulder.)]
Lin Li: "?"
Why did Bai Bufan's change too?
Wait.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
As a master of acrostic poems, Lin Li saw at a glance that this guy's crappy poem was also an acrostic!!
Wu, Nai, Lin, Li, Fu, Qin. (I am Lin Li's father).
The tables turned, and Bai Bufan's collar was grabbed by Lin Li in a flash.
But Bai Bufan was still smiling. He looked at Lin Li and said word by word: "Bai Bufan is right, thank you."
Lin Li: "..."
*No, what about the honor roll's review process? What about Xue Jian's review? What are they doing! How could they believe that Bai Bufan could spout poetry? It's definitely a trap!*
*Great, a brilliant backstab was indeed achieved, but the problem is that this ti, Bai Bufan backstabbed .*
*Damn it, this guy found a hidden way to attack !*
"When did you tell Xue Jian?" Lin Li roared in disbelief.
"Half a minute after you left the office." Bai Bufan revealed a harmless smile.
Lin Li: "..."
What else could he say?
Lin Li: "Good! Brother!"
Bai Bufan: "For! A! Lifeti!"
*(End of Chapter)*
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