The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? Chapter 875 - 584: Niu Ma: Get Lost, Who Wants to Live With

"Why do I always encounter these kinds of choices?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

Other than the auction, all the extraordinary items he received were more abstract than the last.

It’s either poison that tastes like crap or sothing that shoots lasers from between the legs.

Look at the exchange items of other Main God Spaces, they’re so cultured, so classy. Your Hell’s Ga is truly low.

Wait a minute, is it just him like this?

Couldn’t be, could it?

Despite the complaints, it’s not like Liu Zheng would refuse free extraordinary items.

Luckily, the delivery is done, and he has plenty of ti to think now.

The first thing Liu Zheng looked at was the manure fork.

In every sense, he seed to have a special connection with the word "manure."

Even the people around him seed to have a bond with manure, like the Fisherman and Doctor Nile who were experts at working with poop.

One used manure to raise fish, the other used manure for curing diseases.

And now Liu Zheng had a "Triple Manure Power" of perfect quality on hand, which might have a synergy effect with the manure fork.

Then he looked at the sickle.

Liu Zheng didn’t have much connection with the sickle, but his only connection was Red Ghost, a top figure in the tropolis.

If he could ask Red Ghost for a hamr, he might be able to summon the red glow, slaying gods and demons alike.

Finally, he looked at the hoe.

After thinking it over, Liu Zheng couldn’t think of any connection with the hoe.

Oh, it seed like he had dug quite a few corners.

But in any case, this hoe couldn’t be an item for control, right?

So the final result was either the manure fork or the sickle.

"Then I’ll take this one."

After a mont of thought, Liu Zheng pointed at the manure fork.

"Hmm?"

Wolva seed hesitant when she saw him choosing the manure fork.

"If it’s not okay, I can choose another."

Liu Zheng proactively said.

"A wizard’s words hold power. Sigh, just take it."

Wolva sighed and waved her hand.

"Then I’ll humbly accept it."

He walked over and picked up the manure fork, and the item description imdiately popped up.

"Na: Bloodstained Manure Fork (One-ti use)"

"Type: Equipnt/Item"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect One: Inflicts minor poison damage when attacking a target; damage to demon hunters is increased to 300%."

"Effect Two: When used with manure-related items, it enhances the poison damage it inflicts or the effects of the manure-related items, with the enhancent level depending on the quality of the manure-related items."

"Note: If you’re ashad of losing to ordinary humans despite being a transcendent, just rember there was once a demon hunter ntor who died to a farr’s manure fork."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"This item really has it out for demon hunters."

Liu Zheng said squinting.

He actually wanted to ask Wolva if she knew any demon hunters, but thinking about it, he decided not to stir up trouble.

After Liu Zheng made his choice, Zhi Zi and Yaksha quickly chose their gifts as well.

Zhi Zi chose a bag of dill seeds, while Yaksha chose a bottle of so unknown creature’s oil.

"Alright, you should leave now, delivery man. Your colleague is about to arrive."

Wolva’s gaze pierced through the wall, looking beyond the alley, and the colors on her face paint beca more vivid.

"Thank you for the gifts, Great Witch."

After politely saying goodbye, the three left Wolva’s house.

As he stepped out, the bone staircase suddenly disappeared.

Thankfully, he reacted quickly, doing a half-turn in mid-air to safely land.

Liu Zheng straightened up with so satisfaction only to find Yaksha watching him with a mocking expression.

"Ahem, I just sat for too long, needed to stretch a bit."

Liu Zheng quickly made an excuse for himself.

"Man, you’ve gotten so weak."

Zhi Zi added sarcastically.

"It’s called playing dumb to catch the tiger, what do you, little girl, understand? Also, stop calling nas like the Queen does; I have a na, it’s Liu Zheng."

He said exasperatedly.

"Oh."

Zhi Zi responded absent-mindedly, not sure if she really understood.

"Looks like you weren’t lying, human."

Yaksha put away her smile and said.

What Wolva said earlier also confird Liu Zheng’s words.

"I wish to, but unfortunately in the tropolis, lying isn’t cost-effective."

Liu Zheng said honestly.

The lie detectors in reality can only be toys, but in the tropolis, the powerful practically carry a lie detector.

If you want to lie in front of them, you have to be as strong as they are.

"Then let’s hope the dream you sold becos real."

With that, Yaksha left on her own.

"Are you sure not to kill her?"

Zhi Zi said eagerly.

"Do you think you can?"

Liu Zheng asked in return.

"No."

Zhi Zi shook her head.

"Then forget it."

Such magic-side powerhouses should be killed in one blow, or not provoked at all, otherwise, the consequences of letting them go can be dire.

"Oh. Here you go."

Zhi Zi handed him the bag of dill seeds she just got.

"Don’t you want it?"

Liu Zheng took the bag, and the item description popped up again.

"Na: A Bag of Dill Seeds"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

"Quality: Excellent"

"Effect: None"

"Note: Dill fruits personally grown by Great Witch Wolva, imbued with her magic power, making them exceptionally flavorful and unique."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Hmm, the White Feather Chicken and Guo Koutangzi should like this."

He thought to himself.

"I like the Queen, and the Queen likes you, so I like you too. You should give all the good stuff to the people you like."

Zhi Zi said.

"Are you sure the Queen likes and doesn’t dislike ?"

He pouted.

"She’s just not good at expressing herself."