Divine Relics: Cat’s Ideal (SSS)
"Mysterious kitty, no being can glimpse your past, present, or future."
Skill 1: There’s a Cat Here
What’s your na, ow-ow? Upon activation, you transform into a random cat you’ve seen before. While in cat form, you’re immune to detection and tracking. The transformation doesn’t restrict your use of any skills or equipnt. When you ow, every creature who sees you will stop what they’re doing to respond, and you gain 8 seconds of invincibility. Each ow reduces the skill’s remaining duration by 5 minutes. Duration: 1 hour. Mana Cost: 5% per use. Cooldown: 2 hours.
Skill 2: Guide to Wasting Ti
Playing, sleeping, and sunbathing are not wastes of ti. Activating this skill suspends ti in your world and generates a temporary stat called "Waste Index." When the ti stop ends, your Waste Index determines the type, number, strength, and duration of buffs you receive. Up to 50 buffs may exist simultaneously, and duplicates stack. Max duration: 48 hours. If the ti stop causes harm or affects other players, it ends imdiately. Mana Cost: 2000. Cooldown: 2 hours.
Skill 3: No Logic
Cats just do whatever they want. Distorts one chosen perception of all creatures temporarily. Duration: 30 minutes. Cost: 1 Luck Point (restores in 3 Starsea days). Cooldown: 2 hours.
Skill 4: Cat’s Ideal
Summons an indestructible cat-shaped ship, anchored to Cat’s Ideal.
Skill 5: Absolute Freedom
Even without wind, the cat ship will sail. Turn the rudder in your heart and go wherever you desire. Aside from gods, no skill, item, relic, or being can stop your departure. Within the Divine Ga, this skill can only take you to previously visited locations. Mana Cost: 500. Cooldown: 30 seconds.
This was the undowngraded Cat’s Ideal.
High compatibility?
Rita asked, "How high are we talking?"
Sweet Polo dodged, "Who knows?"
Rita cracked open another capsule, answering offhandedly, "Really? ’Cause I see it differently. These skills don’t scream escapism or indulgence to . They scream freedom. No rules. No cages."
Sweet Polo paused for a mont, then fell silent.
Unconsciously, Rita stopped opening capsules.
It had been a casual remark—yet it struck right at the heart of everything.
Why did she strive to grow stronger?
Was it for power, admiration, riches, glory, status?
No. She enjoyed the strength—but what she truly craved was the security and control it granted.
She wanted to be free.
To live as she pleased, undisturbed and unshaken.
To have a life no one else could dictate.
That was all.
And in that sense, Cat’s Ideal matched her perfectly.
Compared to that, Wrathful Moon felt... off. Among the four skills currently unlocked, only Tiwalk and Wrathful Moon were truly unique. Planet and Nebula Bubble were rather generic.
Still, the compatibility must be above average. According to B8017913, if it weren’t, Wrathful Moon would’ve left her already.
She thought of the lamp’s description—"This lamp only lights up when it’s in a good mood. It enjoys fairy tales."
Maybe she’d try telling it stories each night when she returned.
But that was as far as she’d go.
She wouldn’t twist herself just to fit a relic’s expectations.
She wielded the Divine Relics—they didn’t wield her.
And if one day Wrathful Moon left her because she wasn’t "compatible" enough?
Well, then that relic just had terrible taste.
No sooner had she finished internally roasting Wrathful Moon, the capsule in her hand revealed a prize.
A red X-shaped Block.
[I Don’t Want to Play This Ga Anymore]:
Use to imdiately exit your current ga project without any penalty. You may keep all gains earned during the ga, but ticket costs are not refunded.
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6:45
[You have now played for 1 hour. Detection confirms all S-tier and above items and relics have been unlocked. Now unlocking relics/weapons/accessories/equipnt based on usage frequency.]
["Ring of Fla Spirit" unlocked.]
["Ring of Fla Spirit" has been dispensed.]
Rita took the nose ring, fished out an empty capsule behind her, stuffed it inside, and tossed it into the gacha machine.
With Where’s the Owl Already already occupying her accessory slot, this new sacred item would have to take a backseat.
Still, it wasn’t useless—she could wear it right before leveling up to get that sweet 6 stat bonus.
As she secured the ring, Rita muttered, "If I’d known, I would’ve kept more junk relics on ."
Sweet Polo replied, "Wouldn’t matter. Unlocking is based on usage frequency. If the usage is too low, it won’t be unlocked."
Rita blinked. "That’s how that works?!"
Sweet Polo said flatly, "Final interpretation rights belong to the Divine Ga. Got any feedback?"
Rita dryly offered, "...That’s just wonderful. Nope, no complaints at all."
She’d finally opened all 1000 capsules.
In her hand were just three significant rewards:
Universal Fragnt,
Forced Unbind,
and I Don’t Want to Play This Ga Anymore.
Okay, technically four if you counted the earlier Prize Box.
She glanced at Fat Duck No.1 with a pointed glare.
Sweet Polo spread its wings smugly. "I didn’t lie. I said there were Universal Fragnt, Forced Unbind, I Don’t Want to Play This Ga Anymore, and Prize Box in the pool. Aren’t they all in there?"
She couldn’t refute it.
If Fat Duck had been shaped like a penguin, she might’ve decked him by now.
With a huff, she dropped all those Blocks items into the gacha machine for safekeeping.
She’d earned a fair number of Block items by now, but most had already been used.
Aside from the three from gacha, she only had:
1 from the Labyrinth compensation (Universal Fragnt),
1 Free Ga Coupon,
1 80% Off Shopping Voucher,
and the achievent reward from buying the gacha machine: Blocks Duplication.
Sweet Polo tilted its head. "Aren’t you going to unbind your Blocks?"
Rita shook her head. "No rush."
Now that she’d secured her Divine Relics, she wasn’t in a hurry anymore.
With I Don’t Want to Play This Ga Anymore, she could test the waters in one more project for free—and if the rules suited her, maybe she’d even take another run through the 15th Month The Park.
More importantly, she’d thought of an even better idea:
She could use Mont Reversal to swap nas with Verdant Whisper · Windrush during Asset Transfer.
First, though, she planned to check if Early Exit had sold.
Just as her hand reached for the ship’s helm, she turned to find Fat Duck had sohow appeared behind her again.
"Where to?" she asked. "Starting fare: 20g Blocks. Plus 5g for every minute."
Sweet Polo pouted. "You weren’t like this when you wanted to buy the gacha machine... or intel. You even invited for a joyride..."
Rita spread her arms wide. "Look at . Really look. I’m broke. If I’m still friendly after going bankrupt—shouldn’t you be the one who’s scared?"
Sweet Polo: ...Okay, fair.
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