"Of course, your mother is yours! I, the dicine Immortal Old Man, am not here to steal your mother!" The dicine Immortal Old Man nodded swiftly and replied affirmatively, but his butt remained firmly planted on the chair, unmoving.
The little at bun frowned slightly at this.
Gu Changsheng gave her son a look of encouragent, her phoenix eyes full of determination.
Oh my god, this old man sitting next to her chattering on and on, always calling her his disciple, Gu Changsheng could really foresee that this al would be completely unappetizing!
So when Gu Changsheng looked at her little at bun, her gaze instantly beca that of looking at a savior!
Axi ba!
Savior!
Quickly drive this clingy old man away and rescue her from this dire situation!
In her heart, Gu Changsheng silently cheered her son on!
"You said you wouldn’t fight over my mother, so why don’t you leave? Go on! There’s an empty chair over there, why don’t you sit there? The chair next to my mom is mine, mine! My mom needs to feed !" The little at bun, receiving a hint from his mother, was instantly full of fighting spirit and spoke out confidently.
"I said I wouldn’t fight over your mother, but I never said I wouldn’t fight over my disciple! Your mother is my disciple, so I’m staying here and I’m not going anywhere!" The dicine Immortal Old Man said with a righteously defiant face.
"I’m not..." Gu Changsheng looked at the old man, speaking in an increasingly softer voice, "I’m not your disciple..."
Damn!
As she said, this was a forced situation of being made into a disciple!
Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but lant in her heart, what fate did she have to encounter such forced situations?
First being draped with the King’s Robe by the Southern Emperor, and now this forced apprenticeship?
Damn it!
This world is too cruel! She didn’t want to live anymore!
"No, it’s not okay! With you sitting here, I’m far from my mom and nobody will feed !" The little at bun gesticulated and argued, "My mom said before, ’Respect the old and care for the young,’ you’re so old, you should be kind to children! I’m the child!"
Having previously suffered losses in front of Thirteenth Lady Du and Elder Mo when it ca to respecting the elderly and loving the young, the little at bun didn’t ntion that part right now!
Directly demanding kindness for the young was better!
"No, I must connect with my disciple, nobody can stop ! Not even a child!" The dicine Immortal Old Man firmly shook his head, as immovable as a mountain.
Gu Changsheng rolled her eyes upon hearing this.
Who the hell wanted to connect with this old man?
She obviously preferred to stay connected with her little at bun!
But, Gu Changsheng figured, saying anything was futile since this old man was a peculiar being who couldn’t understand human speech!
"How can you do this? How can you bully a child by using your age?"
"I don’t need to change, I’m already an old man!" The dicine Immortal Old Man said rightly, fiddling with his long white hair.
"..." The little at bun was montarily speechless.
Words weren’t working, so the at bun decided to take action!
His mom said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth, so he had to move this stubborn old man who wouldn’t budge from his spot!
He pushed!
No movent!
The little at bun widened his eyes, ready to try again.
He shoved!
The old man still didn’t move!
The little at bun pursed his lips, determined to keep fighting despite repeated defeats.
Watching her son jumping back and forth, Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but twitch at the corner of her mouth.
Oh my god, with just her little at bun, the dicine Immortal Old Man didn’t even need to use the Thousand Catty Drop technique; he could just sit there and let the little guy push, and he wouldn’t budge!
"Whew! Are you a pig by any chance? Why are you so heavy?" the little at bun gasped after trying in vain, growling in frustration.
"Hey! Can you tell the future or sothing? I’m indeed a pig!" The dicine Immortal Old Man, adept in human nature, replied with a hint of humor.
"..." The little at bun was speechless, pouting as if he were about to cry, but quickly rembered his Uncle Wood’s teachings that a man should hold back tears, so he wiped his face, spread his small legs, swiftly assuming a horse stance, and started channeling his inner strength as taught by his ntor, Peacock, Lion, and Tiger...
"Oh! This little guy is quite sothing! Water coats a thousand hills internal breath from The Music and Dance Academy? Haha... Unexpectedly, tis have changed, and now The Music and Dance Academy also accepts male disciples?" The dicine Immortal Old Man glanced at the serious-faced, earnest little at bun, smiled, and nodded, "Not bad, not bad! So young and still wet behind the ears, yet already able to condense internal breath in the dantian. Given ti, you’d beco a little rascal causing havoc all over, though it’s a sha it’s being passed to a boy from The Music and Dance Academy!"
Gu Changsheng felt at a loss upon hearing the old man’s words.
Alright then, this old man, who was a true expert, could effortlessly identify the internal breath cultivation technique of The Music and Dance Academy, though he carried none of the deanor of a master.
Under the eager gazes of everyone present, the little at bun finally condensed his inner strength, feeling invincible and ready to shake this old man occupying his seat!
"Hmph!"
The little at bun uttered a low sound, his small legs in the horse stance moving forward as his tiny palms struck the dicine Immortal Old Man’s side without hesitation!
The food just arranged on the table shook slightly with the little at bun’s exertion.
"Hey! You little one, you’re poking my waist! It tickles! I’m going to laugh! I’m really going to laugh! Haha..."
The dicine Immortal Old Man laughed heartily while speaking, yet his figure stood like a mountain, completely unshaken...
No movent at all!
The little dumpling pouted, blinked his eyes, and with a chubby little arm, pushed forward again with more force.
Still no movent!
Still no movent at all!
After several attempts, the little dumpling circled around the dicine Immortal Old Man, trying from different directions, yet he couldn’t move the old man an inch...
Nope...
"Huff huff huff... I’m exhausted... Grandpa, you really are a pig! So heavy!"
The little dumpling sat on the ground, panting heavily, looked at the laughing dicine Immortal Old Man, and said, feeling frustrated.
"Haha! The force of the ant, trying to move a tree! Little child, don’t be discouraged. Even among all these people present, not even that brat who wants to snatch my disciple could move an inch without taking that step! You’ve already done quite well! Haha..." The dicine Immortal Old Man laughed and pointed with his finger.
Following his direction, Gu Changsheng saw the helpless face of her own evildoer, and imdiately felt helpless as well.
Alright then...
When encountering a master, there’s only one thing to do: admit defeat!
Gu Changsheng didn’t even need to ask to know that her own evildoer couldn’t move this old man at all, just as he said.
Seeing that her own son couldn’t rescue her, she felt like she was going to be stuck to this old man, like glue...
Gu Changsheng’s face turned a bit gloomy, wondering why the future felt so dark, like she couldn’t see the sun. Oh my god, not just the sun, not even a glimr of moonlight could be seen!
Such a pitiful sight!
Pitch-black without a hint of daylight!
"Grandpa, I don’t care, mom is mine, I want to sit next to mom!"
Unable to push, unable to move, the little dumpling imdiately got up from the ground and started to act tough.
Under the astonished gazes of onlookers, the little dumpling used both hands and feet, pulling hair and tugging at the beard, and in just a few monts...
He climbed onto the dicine Immortal Old Man’s lap, sitting steadily without budging!
"..." Gu Changsheng watched this sudden reversal and was stunned.
"You! You little brat, get down from there!"
"No! I want to sit here! You’re blocking my mom from feeding , so you can feed instead! Hmph!"
"I’m not a nurse! I don’t know how to feed a child!"
"If you don’t know, then move out of the way. If you don’t move, then learn, because I want to sit next to my mom! Hmph!"
"You..."
"..."
Gu Changsheng looked at her own son and then at the helpless dicine Immortal Old Man and fell silent. What could this be called?
Always soone better?
Her little dumpling’s persistence was impressive! At least, during this al, she didn’t hear the old man nagging for a disciple in her ear!
"That, that sweet and sour pork ribs!"
The newly appointed nurse, the dicine Immortal Old Man, resignedly picked up the chopsticks and leaned over to get so...
"Grandpa, you really don’t know how to feed a child. You need to dip it in sauce; sweet and sour pork ribs aren’t tasty without the tangy sweet sauce..."
The dicine Immortal Old Man, halfway with the pork ribs, put them back into the plate, dipping it in the sauce...
"That atball..."
"You need a spoon for the atball! Grandpa, don’t you even know the basic life skills? Chopsticks are so hard to use..."
"Corn mush..."
"Egg! I want to eat that egg..."
"This tastes bad, Grandpa, you eat this..."
"..."
Gu Changsheng watched the elderly dicine Immortal Old Man, being ordered around by her own son, with both hands never resting. She shook her head, feeling empathetic. When the mischievous old man ets the mischievous child, it’s a total victory...
In truth, she really wanted to tell the old man that her little dumpling no longer needed to be fed. But she thought about it, and for the sake of a peaceful al without hearing "disciple" repeated in her ear, she decided to let it be.
Let her little dumpling continue to tornt this clingy, sticky plaster...
So she could finally enjoy so peace, without choking on her food!
The Guo family mbers and the Itinerant World’s people from the Wind Cloud Mountain Villa, watching the esteed dicine Immortal Old Man being bossed around by a little child, each showed a deep sense of sympathy on their faces...
A respectable master, forcibly turned into a nursemaid, it was...
Utterly embarrassing!
The key point was that the "nursemaid," while busy feeding the child, would occasionally not forget to show off to the icy beauty sitting beside him, calling her "disciple" from ti to ti...
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