"So I have mud on because I haven't showered?"
Cheng Qian rubbed his arm again.
A clump of mud fell directly onto the tile floor of the school infirmary.
In an instant.
The grinding of teeth resounded throughout the infirmary.
Chen Mu looked at Cheng Qian with a complex expression, his skin darkened from not bathing for a long ti.
His brain froze.
He blurted out, "Cheng Qian, are there mushrooms growing on your bedsheet?"
—
"Hahaha!!! What the hell, are there mushrooms on your bedsheet? Dr. Chen must have been driven mad by mushrooms!"
"Honestly, we've only ever seen Immortals who eat mushrooms; never have we seen soone who grows their own fungal colony!"
"Goodness, no wonder you can drink liquid calcium for ten years straight, turns out you're not an ordinary person."
"Cheng Qian! Why aren't you saying anything? Quickly answer him and tell him whether there are mushrooms on your bedsheet!"
"..."
—
Cheng Qian awkwardly touched his nose, his voice laughing like a mosquito's, "Dr. Chen, I'm not that aweso..."
Chen Mu: "Hmm?"
Cheng Qian: "I just haven't showered for a week, that's all..."
Chen Mu raised an eyebrow.
Just as he was about to speak, a voice from behind in a white coat couldn't hold back.
"A week without showering, and you say that's all?"
"In Hai City's weather, over thirty degrees, nearing forty, your sweat becos bacteria, affecting your health."
Cheng Qian was innocent: "But...don't Northerners also shower once a week..."
It would have been better if he hadn't said that.
The mont Cheng Qian said this, the person in the white coat who was about to rebut him was instantly infuriated.
Gritting their teeth, they looked at Cheng Qian: "I am a Northerner! I'd love to know who started the rumor that Northerners don't shower for a week!"
Hearing the approaching hysterical roar of the other party.
Cheng Qian awkwardly retracted his neck, looking to Chen Mu for help.
He just wanted a slightly more common excuse for not showering.
He really didn't an to anger anyone!
Facing Cheng Qian's pleading eyes, Chen Mu simply shrugged, indicating there was nothing he could do.
Joking aside.
They are already university students; they should experience the consequences of speaking carelessly!
The words you say.
You have to take responsibility for them!
Cheng Qian awkwardly glanced at the person in white who was about to explode with anger.
He had no doubt.
If it weren't for the live cara, the other party might actually rush over to fight him!
"We just visit the bathhouse once a week!"
"Like you guys who use shower gel at ho, we shower once every one or two days too!"
—
"Huh? Have I been reading internet myths all these years?!"
"As a Northerner myself, I'm about to cry, I never thought this rumor would be dispelled in a live broadcast!"
"Every place has people who don't like to shower, but most Northerners are very clean! I'm crying as I clarify this!"
"I'm so mad and cold! So mad and cold!"
"I really want to stuff a sack over the head of whoever started this rumor!"
"..."
—
Seeing how agitated the other party was.
Cheng Qian awkwardly nodded: "I believe you, you look much cleaner than !"
Chen Mu frowned at Cheng Qian: "Do you often shower once a week, or..."
Cheng Qian eagerly defended himself: "This is the first ti I've gone so long without a shower!"
"Mainly..."
Cheng Qian began to feel a bit embarrassed, "Mainly, because my girlfriend saw a whitening tip online."
Chen Mu: "Hmm?"
Previously, during his ti in the ergency room, he'd seen many girls who ca to the hospital because they had taken whitening pills.
But...
Chen Mu looked at Cheng Qian's expression, at a loss for words: "Cheng Qian..."
"You're not about to tell that not showering for a week can whiten your skin, are you?"
Listening to Chen Mu's incredulous tone.
The other white coats also focused their gazes on Cheng Qian.
One by one.
They all seed very eager to hear Cheng Qian's next answer.
Facing Chen Mu's skepticism.
Cheng Qian gently nodded: "Actually, during the holidays, I caught the flu, repeatedly running a fever..."
"At that ti, I told my girlfriend I was sick, and she was very concerned about ."
Talking about his girlfriend.
Cheng Qian unconsciously displayed a blissful smile.
Chen Mu nodded.
It seed.
This was yet another student enjoying a happy relationship.
Cheng Qian: "While I was in the hospital getting an IV, I was bored and scrolling through my social dia, and I saw a post from my girlfriend."
Chen Mu raised an eyebrow.
He unconsciously perked up.
Based on his many years of experience in the school infirmary, enjoying gossip.
What Cheng Qian was about to say next, would surely be amusing.
"My girlfriend first lanted in her post that she was really troubled, her hair would get greasy after less than a day!"
"If only there were a shampoo that could keep her hair from getting greasy for several days!"
Chen Mu: "And then?"
Cheng Qian: "Then I was about to go online to see if there was so expensive oil-control shampoo to buy her a bottle."
"But then."
"Just when I was about to do my research, I saw she posted a new update, and I hurried to check, only to find she had shared a short video."
"And she even asked in her post if anyone had tried this thod."
Chen Mu began to get curious.
"So, what was the content of that short video?"
Cheng Qian: "It said that if you don't wash your hair for half a month and then wash it afterward, your hair will beco oily much slower."
"At that ti, I was running a high fever, and the doctor advised not to bathe recently."
User Comments
0 comments from readers