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Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Author: ShadeArjuun Realm: Action

Bro!Youwouldn’tbelievethis!Everythingwasnormal.Meandmybrosdoingsomeminingformanagemsforthatoldsockethole,Somandalikewealwaysdoallday,everyday.Me,Fractures,Bonet,Mono-socket,Broadboneandthegang.Thenfromnowhere,thatungratefulsockethole,SomandatriestoENDme!Canyoubelievethat?!Imean,Ihavetoldsomequestionablestoriesabouthimcaressingmyskullaffectionatelyanddeemingmehisprizedundead,butnoneedtoaxeaskeletonforsomethinglikethat,right?RIGHT?!Imanagedtoescapethroughoneofthemostconvenientandcontrivedget-awaysinallofundeadhistory,evenmanagingtopullabonyoneontheLichbastardbystealingtwoofhisseeminglyimportantpossessionswhichIfindoutlatertobebetterthanIthoughtthey’dbe!Fromthereit’sajustaSPIRALofboneshitleftandright!Ican’tcatchabreak!What’swiththisatrociousluck,bro?!AvoicespeakstomeabouthowIhavequalifiedforsomethingaboutasomethingthat’ssupposedlysomething’ssomething!ThenIfindmyselfinanewworldthatreeksoflifeandgivesmybonesadisgustedrattle.Powerfulbeastsandmenareateveryturn,alllininguptobeahugepaininmyPELVIS!GAAAAH!Jeezthisishappeningtoofast!However,evenwhileI’minthethickofthis,theonesavinggraceisthatIgotsomethingworthwhile!Anewpathofpower!IcanNOTbeanundead!IcanbesomethingbetterthanboththeLivingandtheDead!Immunetotheanticsfrombothsides.Well...mostofthem!I’mnolongeronthepathforUndeath!OnlyLifelessnessawaitsme!I’mtheonewhotranscendsrealityinthistale!Iam...SKULLIUS!AndI’mnotanUNDEAD!.......[SneekPeek]“Whatkindofskillsarethese?WhatcanIdowiththem?TheybetternotbeworthlessVOWBro!”[Pleaserefrainfromcallingme-youknowwhat,whatever!Scrolldowntoaccesstheactualdescriptionsabouttheskills].Umok.Click.~~~[SupremeSkill][FleshItLikeYouMeanIt|Lv.1]Tiredoflookingdead?Areyoureyeshollow?Doyouneedtosmileandshowoffsomethingotherthanbones?Callonthepowerofcosmeticfleshandgetabodythat'stoyourliking(notreally).----[SupremeSkill][LifelessEvolution]Tiredofthesameoldundeadevolutions?Isbeingundeadnottrendyanymore?IsyourLichasocketholewhodoesn’tadmireyourefforts?Wellthen,trytheLifelessEvolutionPackage.Forstrong,unorthodoxandpeculiarevolutionsthatwillknockyourskulloff.-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-~~~I’mgoingtoregretthisright?......

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