"Well, since you don’t believe it either, let’s go left. I like the scenery on the left!" Jane Sampson lifted her chin and looked at Jas Black.
Jas Black looked at Jane Sampson’s sassy little face and sneered, "What a coincidence, I prefer the scenery on the right."
"Then you go right, I’ll go left." Jane Sampson shook Jas Black’s hand, but the more she shook, the tighter he held.
So frustrating.
"Nice try." Jas Black snorted.
"Anyway, you think those words are nonsense, so accompany to the left. I’m your wife, you need to listen to ! You need to pamper and give in to ." Jane Sampson started explaining things to Jas Black, "Otherwise, if I get angry, believe , I’m tough to appease!"
"Not this ti." Jas Black shook his head, sounding non-negotiable.
The tour guide stood to one side, watching Jane Sampson and Jas Black argue, worried that this couple might beco the first little lovebirds to fall out since the tourism zone opened?
But seeing Jane Sampson puffing her cheeks like a puffer fish glaring at her husband, the tour guide inexplicably found this little Jane so adorable.
Kind of makes you want to pinch her face.
Not at all like the Goddess Sampton from TV.
"Then I’ll go right with you, and when we get back you buy potato chips?" Jane Sampson gave in and started negotiating with Jas Black.
"Not buying." Jas Black replied bluntly.
"I find loving you too burdenso." Jane Sampson gazed at Jas Black with a mysterious look, "Let’s just split up, see you at the next crossroads."
"No splitting." Jas Black replied smoothly, and seeing Jane Sampson still standing there, he bent down and picked her up in his arms, striding towards the right path.
"Hey hey hey! Jas Black, that’s cheating! Don’t just resort to force! Take back! Let’s continue arguing!" Jane Sampson kicked her legs trying to struggle back to ground level.
Why should she lose so inexplicably?
Just because he’s strong? Does he think he’s impressive?
She just wants money!
Just wants money!
Absolutely wants money!
"Keep kicking and I’ll throw you in the river." Jas Black was on the bridge, with Jane still squirming in his arms, and he held her tighter.
"You wouldn’t dare." Jane Sampson countered confidently, yet wisely stopped squirming for her life’s sake.
Only when Jas Black had crossed the stone bridge did he put Jane Sampson back on the ground. Jane Sampson angrily stomped her feet on the ground twice, even reached out to punch Jas Black a few tis.
"Just because you’re strong doesn’t an you’re all that! The legs are on my body, I can run on my own!"
Saying that, Jane Sampson took off running next to him, under Jas Black’s watchful eyes, and ran to the left bridge, running back and forth, standing at the bridgehead smiling provocatively at Jas Black.
"See, didn’t I just co up here?" Jane Sampson turned and ran back and forth again, not pausing to catch her breath, hands on her hips, holding her head high, her stubborn, unyielding attitude on full display, "See! I’m up here again! What can you do about it!"
Jas Black’s face went darker and darker, darker and darker, then seeing her combative rooster-like deanor, he ended up smiling in amusent.
"You’re just going to drive crazy." Jas Black stepped over to Jane Sampson, pointed at her nose, "You can’t go a day without bickering with ."
"Honestly, who’s driving whom crazy?" Jane Sampson loudly snorted at Jas Black and then said, "Really driving mad!"
That last part was intentionally said for Jas Black to hear.
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