In contrast to Zhao Rong’s terror, his assistant seed completely unfazed. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, what’s there to be afraid of?" she said. "It’s just a few herbivores or carrion-eaters. We don’t have to be scared; they won’t harm us..."
Faced with his assistant’s ignorance, Zhao Rong imdiately grabbed her arm and started running, yelling, "Although the Tyrannosaurus Rex is a carrion-eater, these four rushing at us now are called Southern Behemoth Dragons! They’re extrely vicious carnivores! If you don’t run, you’ll just be waiting to be torn apart by them!"
As he spoke, Zhao Rong pulled the three other won with his left hand and his assistant with his right, fleeing the tropical rainforest. However, before he had run more than a few steps, another four Southern Behemoth Dragons appeared. And so, the group was surrounded by eight of them. These eight Southern Behemoth Dragons were incredibly ferocious, and they opened their massive, blood-stained maws.
Seeing no way out, Zhao Rong suddenly stepped forward. He pointed at the eight Southern Behemoth Dragons and said, "Hey, dinosaurs! Hold on, don’t eat us yet! Just wait a mont. I promise I’ll buy a few elephants for you online so you all can have a proper feast. How about it?"
Although Zhao Rong had already taken out his phone, ready to purchase a few live elephants from the Paradise Shopping Cart for the Southern Behemoth Dragons to eat, they couldn’t understand a word he was saying and continued to lunge for him.
At this critical mont, Zhao Rong suddenly felt sothing fall from a tree, landing on the ground with a CLANG. Upon closer inspection, he realized it was the package containing the Dinosaur Slayer he had ordered from the Paradise Shopping Cart. He stepped forward, opened the package, and took out the Dinosaur Slayer.
But as Zhao Rong held the Dinosaur Slayer and aid it at the approaching dinosaurs, his assistant cried out in astonishnt, "Big Brother Zhao Rong, what the hell are you doing? We’re about to be devoured by these Southern Behemoth Dragons! We’re about to die, and you’re just standing there playing with a kid’s water gun?"
Lili, who was standing nearby, saw the blue plastic water gun in Zhao Rong’s hands aid at the dinosaurs and said in disbelief, "Big Brother Zhao Rong, this is a life-or-death situation! How can you be pointing a water gun at them?"
The beautiful Yu Lan complained, "Big Brother Zhao Rong, if you wanted to kill dinosaurs, you should have at least brought an AK-47! What is this water gun? It’s completely useless!"
anwhile, the beautiful Xuelian took the anti-wolf spray from her pocket, ready to pour it into the gun. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, take off the reservoir first," she said. "I’ll pour these two bottles of anti-wolf spray in there. That way, if you shoot the dinosaurs in the eyes, you might actually be able to stop them!"
But before the won could finish speaking, Zhao Rong raised the object that looked like a plastic water gun and began firing short bursts at the massive Southern Behemoth Dragons. What ca out of the gun, however, was not water, but a laser beam. The instant the laser from the ’water gun’ struck the Southern Behemoth Dragons, a burnt sll filled the air. The imnse, ferocious creatures collapsed to the ground, dead.
When his assistant, Lili, the beautiful Yu Lan, and the beautiful Xuelian saw Zhao Rong take down eight Southern Behemoth Dragons with a re water gun, they could only stare in disbelief at the plastic toy in his hand.
His assistant stepped forward and touched the gun. "Big Brother Zhao Rong," she said, her voice filled with disbelief, "do you have Special Abilities? To kill these gigantic dinosaurs with an ordinary water gun... it’s just unbelievable!"
Lili was more concerned about its price. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, that water gun is unbelievably powerful! I have to know, how much does it cost? I want to buy one for my little nephew to play with."
Hearing them misunderstand the weapon in his hand, Zhao Rong quickly explained, "You’ve all got it wrong. This isn’t a water gun. It’s a Dinosaur Slayer, designed to kill dinosaurs."
Hearing this, the beautiful Yu Lan stepped forward curiously. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, so this ’Dinosaur Slayer’... it can really kill dinosaurs?"
In response, Zhao Rong simply pointed to the eight charred Southern Behemoth Dragons on the ground. "If this Dinosaur Slayer couldn’t kill them," he asked her, "then how do you explain those eight, lying there burnt to a crisp?"
Hearing this, Yu Lan stepped forward and took the Dinosaur Slayer from Zhao Rong’s hand. She aid at a wild boar moving about nearby and fired. A laser beam instantly shot out from the Dinosaur Slayer, striking the animal. To her surprise, the boar that was hit imdiately fell to the ground, transford into a perfectly roasted suckling pig.
Yu Lan’s eyes widened. She dragged the roasted pig over to the group. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, this Dinosaur Slayer is incredible!" she exclaid. "Not only can it kill dinosaurs, but it can also cook us a feast!"
With that, Yu Lan pulled a knife and fork from her pocket, handed them to Zhao Rong and the others, and announced, "Ever since I was little, I’ve dread of making a barbecue feast for my dearest friends. I just never imagined that today, I’d be serving everyone roast suckling pig!
"Now, please, don’t hold back! Co and eat!"
When the assistant saw Yu Lan turn a wild boar into a roasted suckling pig with the Dinosaur Slayer, she grew interested as well. Taking the weapon from Zhao Rong, she aid at a goat that was climbing a nearby cliff face. Just as she pulled the trigger, the climbing goat was hit and imdiately fell from the cliff onto the ground...
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