When it ca to a god-tier sleep, Wu Yue felt she was the ultimate authority.
She had slept straight through till dawn, her dreams free of ghouls and goblins.
She felt energized and cheerful, but the mont she opened her eyes, she was ready to start cursing.
"Qingcao, what the hell are you doing sitting silently beside my straw bed so early in the morning?"
’You scared the crap out of !’
Qingcao looked at her resentfully. "You have the nerve to talk? You didn’t even co look for when you got back yesterday. Did you find another Hu Zi out there?"
Wu Yue sat up, shooting her a disdainful sideways glance. "Can’t you sll the sweet fragrance of a single pringle wafting off ?"
Qingcao paused at her words, then scooted closer and took a few deep sniffs. "No, I can’t. But you do sll really nice."
With that, her eyes lit up. "Is this nice sll the ’sweet fragrance of a single pringle’?"
Wu Yue: "..."
’How am I even supposed to answer that?’
Seeing her silence, Qingcao shalessly scooted closer again. "Co on, tell . I just sll like wild vegetables that have been sitting out for too long."
The corner of Wu Yue’s mouth twitched. ’That’s right,’ she thought. ’In other words, the sll of rot!’
"I just took a bath yesterday, that’s all."
’If I don’t say sothing,’ she thought, ’Qingcao’s going to start trying to concoct her own perfus.’
Sure enough, upon hearing this, the girl’s brow furrowed deeply. "A bath..."
’So what’s with that look on your face, like you’re about to be forced into it?’
’Speaking of which, the big cats who are supposedly afraid of water bathe every day. Yet you Pure Humans freak out the mont you hear the word ’bath’.’
"Is bathing so bad? We sweat and work every day. If you don’t clean yourself for a long ti, you’ll develop all sorts of weird slls. Of course it’s not going to be pleasant."
Wu Yue’s eyes darted about before she suddenly leaned in close to Qingcao with a sly look. "Think about it. Why do all the Beastman Warriors prefer female Beastn?"
"It’s not just because they’re strong. It’s definitely also because they sll good."
With that, she lifted her own arm to Qingcao’s nose. "Sll this."
Qingcao took two enraptured sniffs, her eyes instantly turning starry. "It slls so good!"
Wu Yue then grabbed Qingcao’s arm to bring it up for a sniff, but was t with fierce resistance. "Let’s just skip mine."
The look on her face couldn’t have been more repulsed.
Wu Yue: "..."
’So, you’re disgusted by your own sll, like you’re covered in dog crap, but you still expect a sweet-slling Beastman Warrior to like a sour, stinky Pure Human female like you?’
’The sll alone would be enough to make a Beastman Warrior—with his sensitive nose—suffer.’
She shot Qingcao a disgusted look. "If you can’t even stand it yourself, how do you expect a Beastman with his keen sense of sll to endure it?"
Qingcao’s face scread, ’Holy shit!’
’How had she never thought of that?’
She decisively grabbed Wu Yue’s arm. "Will you co with ? Please?"
As she spoke, her starry-eyed gaze shifted to Wu Yue’s hair. "And while you’re at it, help do my hair like that, too."
She said, ruffling her own dry, frizzy hair. "It’s less comfortable than my straw bed."
Wu Yue happened to be going to the river to fetch water and wash up anyway, so she agreed.
Just as the two of them were about to leave, the door was kicked open with trendous force. The collision was so loud it felt like the thatched roof overhead was about to collapse.
Qingcao jumped in fright, her tall fra instantly hiding behind Wu Yue like a frightened chick.
Wu Yue’s expression darkened in an instant. Her gaze turned cold as she stared at the familiar, burly figure in the doorway. "Did you eat shit for breakfast?!"
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