"Finally, a break..." I throw myself on the couch now that I’ve passed the first phase, I just need to prepare for the second phase.
"Pandora, don’t you think you’re too relaxed?" Violet speaks to in an arrogant tone.
"Tsk, leave alone" The harvests were good, I was able to discover so unique new skills during this competition and even more of them will be revealed over ti.
"Violet, let’s have dinner together? You practically sleep all the ti, I’m sure you can stay awake for a while."
"Of course I can, I’m amazing and powerful, I would never be weak to the point of not being able to stay awake."
"Perfect, then if you’re so amazing, could you eat with ?"
"..." She’s silent.
"As I thought, it seems you’re not all that after all."
"I can, if I take on a humanoid form made entirely of mana, I can easily eat sothing."
"...Of course...a humanoid form? Can you transform into a person?...you have a body and didn’t tell ?" I’m surprised by this news and soon co the indignation.
"...Useless sword."
"W-What, why am I useless?" If she has a human form, she could have helped in many situations, even if it was just to serve as a shield.
"You could have helped a lot more having a body, why did you never tell or do anything? You’re incompetent." A true cursed sword, she’s a complete damn bitch.
"I couldn’t do anything, what’s the point of having a body if I didn’t have enough mana to fight with it? Besides, it was you who never asked what I could do, you’re the incompetent one." And so we argue for a while.
"..." "Okay, let’s have dinner soon, I want to try cooking." There are many ways to gain even more love from my beloved, and I’m willing to try them all.
"It’s good that you have a body now, I’ll let you try it out."
"...Tsk, spending mana to eat food, what a waste." she retorts with a complaint that makes so sense.
"Can’t you recover mana by converting the food into mana? Or eat things that have a lot of mana to recover?" I raise a question that cos to my mind.
"...Oh...that’s right...I could..." She speaks in a tone that’s half shocked, half surprised.
"Don’t tell ...you didn’t think of that?" She remains completely silent.
"You incompetent, mindless fool, how could you not even think of that?" I wonder if she’s been affected by various things that cause drowsiness and reduce her IQ, or if she just loves to sleep.
Maybe like the Spaniards and their "siesta" or the Italians with their "pennichella", maybe even the Bahian Brazilians with their daily nap.
No matter the reason, she sleeps too much and is as dumb as a post, how can soone forget that they can recover with mana from materials or food?
It’s almost like forgetting to eat until you can’t stand the hunger anymore.
"..."
"Now shut up, can’t you? You boast too much for soone who forgets such simple things."
"T-Then why didn’t you think of it? You’re my wielder." she tries to retort what I said, but I think the shot will backfire.
"Didn’t think of it? You never said you had a human form, I only found out about it just now, and at the sa ti I had the idea, you’re the one who’s as dumb as a post and doesn’t think of sothing so simple."
"Okay...but it was just a mistake, I lived alone for millennia in that place, so it’s normal for my knowledge to be low and my creativity to have died, you who mock don’t notice how difficult it is for ." She speaks in a "sad" tone.
"Really? Is it that bad?" I ask with doubt, I didn’t know she had gone through that, but it makes sense, being alone for millennia must be horrible, it makes wonder how my older sister is doing.
"No, I’m just joking, I spent all the ti sleeping, so when you found I had already been sleeping for millennia Hahaha." She returns to that arrogant tone while mocking with a prank.
"I’ll double you over." Her laughter disappears imdiately, soon I take a deep breath and give up on this aningless fight, it’s better to go cook right away, if I pay attention to her arrogance, we’ll argue for days.
I still can’t use my room because the students in the competition have to stay in designated places, in the first phase you stay with your team, in the second phase you stay in a separate location.
Although I could just ask for food to be delivered, I prefer to try cooking to learn, my diet in the previous world was horrible, naturally I didn’t have the ans to be cooking.
And now in this world, everyone just cooks for , so it’s good to see if I can cook well or not.
I soon go to the kitchen to prepare our al, I light the fire on a stove made with alchemy and magic stones and put water to heat up, I left the fire on high while covering the pot in 30 seconds, I need to take it off if I leave it too long, it’s dangerous because of the power of the fire.
Soon I beco curious about what Violet said earlier.
"Violet, could you show your human form?" I ask her while I’m facing the kitchen counter.
"...Okay." Soon the mark on the back of my hand glows, the glow slowly forms an image, and after a few seconds the image takes on a form, gaining colors and everything.
"..." I see Violet’s form, she’s about 134 to 137 centiters tall, with purple hair and purple eyes, she’s wearing a Gothic Lolita dress with lots of frills, the front of the dress is open, showing the black tights she’s wearing, while the back of the dress is longer.
"Hmph, kneel before my magnificent and beautiful form." She has an arrogant and disdainful face as she says this with a very commanding hand gesture.
"...Is that it? You’re a damn old Loli." I expected sothing totally different, not an old lady in the form of a Loli with an arrogant face.
"Old Loli is your mother, you flat-chested bitch." She insults with a disdainful look.
"Flat-chested? You little runt, do you think you have the moral high ground to talk about , you Lolita hag?" She makes an indignant face at my insult.
"Oh, YOU, let tell you, I’m not flat-chested, I’m small because I have little magic to spend on it, but my bigger form has big breasts, unlike you, you flat-chested bitch."
"Y-You shrimp, do you think I won’t hit you because you look small and fragile? I’m going to punch the hell out of you, I won’t go easy on you." I say angrily at this, in addition to insulting my mother, she also insults as flat-chested.
"Hum, lick the sole of my shoe before daring to try your luck, you flat-chested bitch." She speaks with obvious disdain while looking at with amusent in her eyes.
The desire to kick and throw this old Loli out the window only increases.
"Ha, do you think you can, you bottle cap-sized runt? You’re so weak you can’t even take on a better form, do you think you can call flat-chested when your breasts are so small that the milliter scale had to invent a new unit to asure them?"
"W-What do you think I’m going to let this slide? Your breasts are so small that your children will need a map to find where to suck." she speaks in an irritated voice.
"!!! Your breasts are so small they compete with bacteria." I return the insult with another insult, forming a fight that fifth graders would have.
"!!! Your breasts are so small, so small that snowflakes have surpassed them in size." She clearly has no intention of giving up and starts retaliating, continuing to insult .
"Your breasts are so small that a milliter ruler gave up on asuring them!" I say as the anger starts to increase.
"Your breasts are so small they could fit inside a period!" She speaks with an arrogant and presumptuous face.
"Your breasts are so small that math had to invent a negative number to asure them!" My anger has reached its limit, now this is too personal for .
"Your breasts are so small that physics decided to study them as a new dinsion!" She counters my insult with another insult as annoying as the previous one.
"Tsk, your breasts are so small they make an atom look like a waterlon." I don’t even know if she knows what an atom is, I just insult her and it seems to have worked wonderfully.
"Your breasts are so small that gravity doesn’t even know they exist." She offends and it works marvelously, I can even hear the creaking of my teeth biting hard.
"Your breasts are so small that quantum physics is studying how they still exist!!" I say, retaliating the insult with anger.
"You damn psychopathic bitch, you’re done for." She speaks with a voice full of hatred and wounded pride.
"Your breasts are so small they’d fit on the tip of a pin and there’d still be space left!" She speaks with barely contained hatred.
"... Your breasts are so small that the microscope had to ask the telescope for help!" I say in retaliation, when Violet hears this, she makes a face as if I had insulted her entire family and ancestors with this phrase.
"YOUR BREASTS..."
BOOM!!!!
She was going to yell an insult, but the pot exploded, making the lid fly up and get stuck on the ceiling while water drips and a bit of steam escapes the pot.
’I forgot I put it on the fire...’ I feel that my Qi has dropped 70% during this fifth-grade level conversation.
"Violet, let’s stop arguing...realize how idiotic and unproductive this discussion is? And the topic is ridiculous." She ponders for a mont and nods, soon she goes to the table and sits in the chair still sulking.
I wonder what phrase she was going to yell next, and how far we would have gone if the pot hadn’t interrupted.
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