Strongest Scammer: Scamming The World, One Death At A Time

“YouScammer!Returnmemy10,000-year-oldMysticJadeStaff!”“Youlostitfairandsquareinthegamble,GrandElder.Ican’thelpitifyourso-calledProfoundScryingEyescouldn’tseethroughmycups.”“Whatcups!?ThoseweretheDivineTempleBellsoftheMahayanaTemple!”“And?”“EventheImmortalMonarchhimselfcan’tseethroughthem,youthief!”*“Whatdoyoumeanyouwon’treimbursemefortheFlyingSwordInsuranceItook?”“Thetermsandconditionsclearlystatethattherewillbenoreimbursementwithinthefirstyearoftakingoutthepolicy.”“Youneversaidthat!”“Andyouneverreadthefineprintinthecontract,Patriarch.”“Thefineprintthatwaswrittenwithillusoryink!?Youbastard!”*“Howdidmysmallloanof1,000ImmortalStonesturnintoadebtof100,000ImmortalStones?Youloanshark!”“That’sjustthepowerofcompounding,myfriend.”“Youcallthatcompounding?Itooktheloanlastweek,youscammer!AndI’mnotyourfriend,I’mthegoddamnEmperor!”*“Howareyounotdead?Isawyourcorpsewithmyowneyes!”“Mydeathwasgreatlyexaggerated,SeniorSister.”“Youdidn’tevenhaveahead!”“LikeIsaid,exaggerated.”*Inthevastworldofcultivation,wherehonorandintegrityreignsupreme,onemandarestodefytheheavens—notwithswordorspell,butwithdeceptionandtrickery.Oncealowlystreeturchin,HanYuquicklyrealizedthatcultivationrequiredthreethings:talent,resources,andpowerfulbackers.Hehadnoneofthose.Whathedidhave,however,wasasharptongue,quickhands,andacompletelackofshame.Fromgamblingdenstoimmortalauctions,fromconningsectelderstorunninganinterdimensionalinsurancescam,HanYu’sreputationspreadsacrossthecultivationworldlikeanunstoppableplague.Notreasureistoosacred,nocontracttooironclad,andnooathtoounbreakableforhimtotwisttohisadvantage.EventhemightyImmortalClansdarenotunderestimatehim—afterall,thelastsectthattriedendeduplegallybelongingtohim.Withagrowinglistofenemies,adebtlargerthansomecelestialempires,andaskillsetthatconsistsentirelyofloopholes,misdirection,andsheeraudacity,HanYu’sjourneytothepeakofimmortalityisanythingbutconventional.Willhebehunteddownbyeverymajorpowerintherealm?WillheaccidentallyscamhiswayintobecominganImmortalEmperor?Orwillheoutwitevenfateitselfandmaketheheavensowehimafavor?Onethingiscertain—whenHanYuisinvolved,nothingiseverfair,butthehousealwayswins.-------P.S:ThisbookissetintheuniverseofWalkeroftheWordsandisinthesametimeperiod.Tags:#Comedy#weaktostrong#Scamming#Beastcompanions#MonsterMaster#WorldExploration#Faceslapping#OverpoweredCheats#Pretendingtobeweak